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Its not be confirmed yet :roll: but any excuse for my weekly rant at the backwards bastards down under :)
They are going to sell only 2000 tickets a day for the Adelaide test match to the England fans,out 31,000 fucking tickets [shaking head] .Its kind of pathetic really,the poor old aussie's are so desperate to regain the Ashes that they will stoop to any depths  to do so, it would seem.
All it will mean is that all the convicts roots will return and they will milk the mighty Barmy Army England fans for all they are worth.BASTARDS!

I read that, an allocation is fair enough but it's pitiful to be so low.  Everyone knows when it comes to travelling sports fans England have the best like when we filled the ground in portugal against the hosts in 2004 at the euros.  Seems like a lot of Aussies will get rich and the stadium will be full of England fans again.

Dude you can hardly have a go at the average Aussie for that.  Every fucking summer cunts on E-bay making hundreds of quid out of the average music lover through ticket selling.

Something needs to be done to stop these capitalist mother fuckers!!!

course you can

I also blame Ralphy and that darkie Dex

Yes i can :wink: No i really blame the CA and whoever else has decided this is a good idea.I think 7,000 at Adelaide would be  exceptable,but i'm interested in the Melbourne and Sydney situation as they are the really popular tests.
To be fair to the convicts i can see why they are doing this,i mean having a massive load of singing beered up and passionate Poms has helped us win so often Down under during recent Ashes series hasn't it :-))(

That's fair enough having a go at the cricketting authorities, they're some grade a mother fuckers, most of them are gayers too.  But the average aussie is a beer drinking, sport loving, anti work, legend!!  And that's just the women!!

Hes right lets slag off someone else.

Whiskey drinking,deep fried Mars bar eating ,crap at football,caber tossing ,skirt wearing fucker :D

sorry i'll get out of this cricket thread now..

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I see Shane Warnes urged the ACB to make sure the Ashes isnt turned into a Home game for England.

of course they want more home fans in! its the only way they are going to win back the ashes!

I think they're running scared, dont matter how many we have we'll still outsing the fuckers.

I think the Governor General should dissolve the Australian Parliament and declare that  the country is to be ruled directly from Westminster.....that'd shut the fuckers up.

i thought it already was. they just pretend to be independent!  :D

I'm curious to know how the convict authorities will stop English fans from coming in to the grounds.Will they only let in people wearing fetters and  chains ,with melons on their heads,and obscenely short shorts on,who are also shouting casual racist abuse at Aboriginies  :) ?

stupid!

More info;
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/4694280.stm

I find the whole concept of the Australian Cricket family quite disturbing,do you have to be a whinging,big headed,racist drongo to be a part of it?

I still think the CA are being very naive,i presume the internet has reached down under,surely even our convict cousins are aware of the wonderful/evil E-Bay.There is going to be a mass of touts,mark my words :wink:

They are idiots to even think they can stop the England fans. For a start tickets out there are distributed by ticketmaster and the aussie ticketec, and they dont give a fuck. England will probably only have 6000 fans for the 2st three tests at Brisbane, Perth and Adelaide. Last series there were thousands of empty seats at all three grounds. Its pathetic. They are just gutted that 20,000 England lads who live in shitty terraced houses can afford to take 3 weeks off work, fly around the world, and live like kings in australia. 'we got 3 dollars, to one pound' Anyone remmember that last tour? Well it stuck in the throats down under.

Melbourne will see the arrival of 20,000 England. But in a 100,000 ground, again, no problem. Then the Army will travel on to Sydney, which represents the ONLY genuine ticket issue on the whole tour. Sydney sold out 4 days last series.

Exactly.For some weird reason the aussies are now interested in the next Ashes because its going to be a contest,whereas when they have been stuffing us for fun for the last decade,they haven't been interested.I just don't understand it.
Melbourne and Sydney are the big ones,because of the grounds and the timing.So hopefully there will still be plenty of tickets left.

Lets just hope we can stick their ticket allocation down their throats on the pitch.

It might end up like the world cup this summer potentially, loads of empty seats and loads of real fans locked outside due to ticket allocations

Bump

Oh what a surprise,the tickets went on sale to the members of the Australian cricket family[aka convicts in vests] last week,and there are three pages on E-Bay :-))(  Tbf they have sold most of the tickets so it isn't really a lot BUT what is it going to be like out there? Touts are us i bet.Stupid CA :evil: