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Worst night ever, and I'm only just home.  My ex girlfriend decides to ring me at 11pm, so I let my friends go on into a club while I chat to her about fuck knows what.  Next thing I know a bouncer is having a pop at me, and I react less than politely.  Before long the situation escalates and I'm in the back of a police van telling the officer opposite he's a cunt along with everyone in Brighton.

Fifteen hours later I'm released from my cell bored as fuck, guilty as fuck and stupid as fuck.  Never drinking again.

Singing "you're just a town full of faggots" on the way into the police station probably sealed my fate.  Got a sodding £80 public disorder fine to pay now!   :|

hahaha!

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You fucking spanner  :D

Nights out in Brighton don't seem too successful for you!

No might have to give Brighton a bit of a wide berth...  Fucking lucky not to get a criminal record - especially as I'd lose my job if I did.  Apparently I punched the police officer too, but fortunately they didn't pursue it as I didn't have previous, and "it wasn't a great punch" apparently!!

You need help, nonse.

did you apologise to the bloke? On here it sounds funny but in real life you'd be a nightmare. I always see kids like you out and I want to bash their faces in

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the youth of today, disgusting....

think yourself lucky.in my younger days i got nicked on a few occasions for similar offences and ended up in court each time.
got fined more than £80 quid aswell.
put it down to experience,you will grow up one day

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How can one so pretty be such a lout.

good old jimbo

You're a tit.

Pissed up cunt... :wink:

I bet you called the bouncer a faggot, and thats what kicked it all off.

Ace  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

good god. should've thrown away the key

what the fuck were you doing in brighton anyway or are you actually a battyboy now?

I think he lives not far from there?.  :fag:

Neither do Mex and Sussex  :evil:

idiot.

if i was you i'd fuck her off mate. she's turning you into a right cunt.
no woman is worth that hastle

do mex and sussex live together in a cosy kind of arrangement?!

No, you tosser!  :D

you probably got off easily cause you are a pretty boy. its harder for people like me in life.

I'm not disputing I'm not a cunt....  I feel like shit at the moment, I felt like a right hypocryte all apologetic and quiet this morning.  It was horrible in the cells, hearing blokes coming in kicking and screaming, and realising that was something similar to how I sounded.  I think once I got nicked I thought I'd reinact the sodding Football Factory or something.  No idea what made me quite so leary.  I'm going back to uni on Tuesday to try and rebuild my head, and avoid the ex.

Johno - are you saying you're ugly?  I was a gnat's chuff from a caution so I am fucking lucky.

you should write the police a letter to appologise.

i was just saying about your prettyness. well, least you'll learn from it i spose.

I don't think the police were exactly smelling of roses....  For starters they refused to contact anyone else after my mate's phone they tried was dead, so no one had a clue where I was til 8 hours after I was arrested when my mum tried the police station on the off-chance.  They had also been winding me up, although that's not really much of an excuse....  especially as I'd have done the same thing to a pissed person in a stripey pink shirt.

johno please dont be gay around these parts

I found that really funny.... :soapy tit wank:

i try not to. i really do.

dv mate, im sure you have the same sort of problems.  :wink:  only messing of course.

And I'm supposed to be his partner?!!!  :roll:

perhaps they couldnt be arsed buggering about with a drunk. Dealing with drunk people when you are sober is the most irritating pointless thing ever. They tried a number for you, it didnt work. I'm pretty much 100% certain you werent being polite to them so they must have lost patients.

Being drunk is an excellent thing but some people shouldnt be allowed it.

I'm all for drunken fun stories, In fact I might tell one in a minute, but you need to learn when to stop.

what you mean 'supposed'

Jimbo..you are wasted on this forum, you should work for the betty ford clinic or something.

Walrus...Get it sorted son before you end up getting a kicking from an annoyed doorman . Forget the bint, shes fucking with your head, go back to uni,find a new girl , but please keep updating us with your stories of woe.