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Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Tails on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:10:36 Post any useless crap you want to in this thread....
UI: I'm crap at FM Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: DMR on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:15:14 Feed a seagull an Alks Seltzer and it will explode
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Johno on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:16:08 i still haven't done that. :(
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Sade on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:20:26 Put a goldfish in lemonade and it goes BANG :D (never tried it because its extremely cruel)
:shock: One thing I learnt from last night, when you spill coke all over your mums front room carpet do not scrub bleach on to the staine. Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Tails on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:23:57 Quote from: "sade" Put a goldfish in lemonade and it goes BANG :D (never tried it because its extremely cruel) :shock: One thing I learnt from last night, when you spill coke all over your mums front room carpet do not scrub bleach on to the staine. I must try that one day... Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:23:59 i managed to drive home on no petrol last night :D
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Johno on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:24:13 :soapy tit wank:
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Sussex on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:31:12 Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:33:06 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. The only planet that we know of.... Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Sussex on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:34:44 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Sussex Red" Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. The only planet that we know of.... Very good point Reg. Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Elsterap on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 17:49:48 You take a cow upstairs but you cant take it down.
I feel sorry for the poor farmer who found that out the hard way. His wife went mental. :???: Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: DV on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 18:57:30 I can now tie my hair in a ponytail :?
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 18:59:22 Quote from: "DV85" I can now tie my hair in a ponytail :? And will you be? GYPO!Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: DV on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:02:48 Quote from: "STFC Village" Quote from: "DV85" I can now tie my hair in a ponytail :? And will you be? GYPO!my bank balance says differently 8) Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Leggett on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:05:32 yea, but so does your transit and caravan in your garden!
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: DV on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:06:45 Quote from: "Leggett" yea, but so does your transit and caravan in your garden! you're clearly looking in the wrong garden, unless you're at the bottom of my garden wearing your jacket *looks out window* Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:08:11 Quote from: "STFC Village" Quote from: "DV85" I can now tie my hair in a ponytail :? And will you be?Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: DV on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:12:40 Quote from: "STFC Village" Quote from: "STFC Village" Quote from: "DV85" I can now tie my hair in a ponytail :? And will you be?god know, I only did it because I was... a) bored b) some mates bet me I couldnt grow a ponytail Its only a crap little one at the back though :oops: Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: jim on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:31:25 Quote from: "Elsterap" You take a cow upstairs but you cant take it down. I feel sorry for the poor farmer who found that out the hard way. His wife went mental. :???: She was the cow, stupid! Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: santini on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 20:17:38 Quote from: "DV85" I can now tie my hair in a ponytail Its only a crap little one at the back though :oops: Where else would you put a tail? Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Sade on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 20:55:23 DV85 I bet you look so pretty :D
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Tails on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:06:20 UI: DV never looks pretty
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: DV on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:43:50 Quote from: "santini" Quote from: "DV85" I can now tie my hair in a ponytail Its only a crap little one at the back though :oops: Where else would you put a tail? At the front straight up to keep the hair out my eyes possibly? Would that still be classed as a pony tail, despite it not being at the back? Quote from: "sade" DV85 I bet you look so pretty :D :D Quote from: "Tails" UI: DV never looks pretty :cry: Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:47:15 You know what you normally find if you are to lift up a pony tail??
An arse!! Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: DV on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:58:05 Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC" You know what you normally find if you are to lift up a pony tail?? An arse!! ...or David Seaman.... If of course you class an arse and David Seaman as different things Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Johno on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:58:57 useless information....when i wash my hair it is the softest hair you'll get anywhere in the world. 8)
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Bennett on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:59:05 tails is a cheating little pikey
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:02:09 Quote from: "DV85" Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC" You know what you normally find if you are to lift up a pony tail?? An arse!! ...or David Seaman.... If of course you class an arse and David Seaman as different things Oh yeah, thats right, it was a joke off of TTIAO. Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Tails on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:02:55 Quote from: "bennett" tails is a cheating little pikey bennett is a jealous little cunt 8) Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: DV on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:04:29 tails is actually rather tall.....or im short....
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Tails on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:06:38 6'1. thats fairly tall I think.
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Johno on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:07:04 i'd agree. that is all.
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Bennett on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:07:31 i meant "where it counts" you gippo :D
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Sade on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:10:57 :D If we're talking about height I think I've grown half an inch.
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Johno on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:11:49 so your nearly 5 foot then?
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Tails on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:12:33 Quote from: "bennett" i meant "where it counts" you gippo :D Never had any complaints :mrgreen: Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Sade on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:16:53 Quote from: "Johno" so your nearly 5 foot then? Oi :( No I'm nearly 5 ft 6. woooooo hoooooo. My sisters 12 and the same height as me too. Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Bennett on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:16:56 dude you live in a caravan with your family and you have sex with a mangey old horse, any of those would be glad for nookie....especially betsy(the horse)
:D Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Tails on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:20:27 Quote from: "bennett" dude you live in a caravan with your family and you have sex with a mangey old horse, any of those would be glad for nookie....especially betsy(the horse) :D who told you? Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Bennett on Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:23:45 leggett did. he uses his camo stuff to make sure no one can see him. it's erotic apparently
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 9, 2006, 00:38:05 all i need are camo socks and i'll be sorted. (my camo shorts funnily enough dont cover my pasty-white shins)
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 9, 2006, 00:41:01 Carrots never used to be orange
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, January 9, 2006, 01:52:16 David Seaman had his pony tail cut off.
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Ralphy on Monday, January 9, 2006, 04:10:01 At the Geneva motorshow in march, Honda plan to unveil the new Type R :o
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 9, 2006, 04:11:34 How apt for the title of the thread Ralph :wink:
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Maidenhead Red on Monday, January 9, 2006, 21:13:41 If you ever drop a load of eggs, don't hoover them up. :shock: !!
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 17:53:55 Why? Apart from the mess.
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Tails on Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 19:33:08 Then your hoover will smell
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 19:36:41 Yeah but you could have a dirty omelette. I bet that's quite tasty :?
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Tails on Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 19:38:40 Try it and tell us what its like
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 19:42:44 It wasn't very nice :chunder:
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 20:53:34 Its raining in Dayton and I'm going to the gym. There, totally useless information that nobody cares about.
Next! Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 20:58:07 I'm going to play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006 tonight. I'm fucked off with FM. And my wife wants to live in Wales when we move back to the UK :shock:
Title: The Thread of Useless Information Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 10, 2006, 21:02:33 Quote from: "coxernator" I'm going to play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006 tonight. I have that, not as good as 2005 methinks |