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Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:33:16
We did'nt have any   :o


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: yeo on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:36:23
No need I win.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:37:53
Big head  :D


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Johno on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:38:24
:king:


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:39:34
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I was too lazy to organise anything.


Honesty is the best policy I guess :D


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:41:35
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I'm a filthy homosexual


Quite right you are, Sussex.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:42:08
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
No need I win for the fastest yard of  spunk drank before a match


Yes, yes but you only just shade me for fisting extraordinaire 2005.  Next year I tell you that trophy will be mine.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:44:35
Why do you lot always take the innocence away from my threads  :(

You should be ashamed!


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:45:12
Put your left hand in, take your left hand out...


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:45:46
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I'm a filthy homosexual


Quite right you are, Sussex.


Yes, of course I'll get you a pint at Gills Dave x


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:46:42
Quote from: "sade"
Why do you lot always take my innocence away

You should be ashamed!


If there's grass on the........







Sorry Sade


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:47:53
Your sick dazzza  :o  You can have the sicko award.
 :D


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:49:16
Dazzza's postings are of the best things about this place. Pure unbridled filth masked behind a posh accent and a shady moustache, I bet.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: strooood on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:50:52
do i win ron atkinson's kerb biting award?


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:52:30
Quote from: "decks-e-tow"
do i win ron atkinson's kerb biting award?


American History X?


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:53:05
Only a poo moustache Dave, only a poo moustache.

I've come to think of you fondly as my forum niece.  










Somone I'd love to touch up but really shouldn't.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: adje on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:53:41
Im the king of politically correct bandwagon-jumping twats!


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:53:56
00


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 20:54:01
Yeah, we're going to need linkage to aforementioned niece.

Blood relation or married in?


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 21:54:53
Best Haircut - Walrus

Worse Haircut - Walrus

Biggest Chav - Sadie

Best Car - Village

Best Dress sense - Sonic


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 22:19:18
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Best Dress sense - Sonic


last award i ever expected to be given  :shock:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 22:27:56
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Best Haircut - Walrus

Worse Haircut - Walrus

Biggest Chav - Sadie

Best Car - Village

Best Dress sense - Sonic



 :(  Ralph.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 22:29:00
oh wait he was being sarcastic.

i'll cut you, cunt.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 22:31:27
:D  ha ha ha!


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 22:52:17
I don't need an award to tell me how great my member is


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 5, 2006, 22:53:18
leroy or riddel would win for me


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, January 6, 2006, 00:17:40
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Best Car - Village
8) You knows it!


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Spud on Friday, January 6, 2006, 05:46:46
Biggest critic of Shakes crossing award - me

The everything is shit award - Rich


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Luci on Friday, January 6, 2006, 08:47:50
Award for Animal cruelty either goes to;

1. DMR - Cat Killing
2. Sussex - Kicking a hedgehog


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: DMR on Friday, January 6, 2006, 10:19:09
They've got a new cat now  :D


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, January 6, 2006, 12:16:04
Forum zoologist - STFC Lady  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Luci on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:25:27
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
They've got a new cat now  :D


Didn't take them log to replace it then dave!!!

Couldn't have liked it much!!!!


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:33:05
Quote from: "STFCLady"
Award for Animal cruelty either goes to;

1. DMR - Cat Killing
2. Sussex - Kicking a hedgehog


I'd like to up my chances of winning this award by pointing out it died as a consequence  8)  :oops:


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:38:53
Sussex did'nt you say you were going to kill your cat too? (I may of dreamt it I dunno)  :|


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Whits on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:39:29
sade, do you dream much about sussex? :P


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Luci on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:47:07
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "STFCLady"
Award for Animal cruelty either goes to;

1. DMR - Cat Killing
2. Sussex - Kicking a hedgehog


I'd like to up my chances of winning this award by pointing out it died as a consequence  8)  :oops:


I think hedgehogs are harder to comeby therefore I imagine you could be the winner Sussex.

decide amongst yourselves!  :mrgreen:


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:47:54
No  :oops:  I just have random dreams in general and sometimes people from the forum are in them. Its like the other day I was telling dave R about my dream about a train. You know like everyones supposed to be going on the train when we play yeovil away, well I was waiting at the trainstation(in my dream of course) and it pulled up and everybody was in it and yeovil red was driving and that dude that painted his body red on loud and proud day was hanging out the window waving. Yeah just totally random. And I had a hooter and my face was painted red.

 8)
sorry that was totally of topic but ahwell it is my thread.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: walrus on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:48:02
Quote from: "Whits"
sade, do you dream much about sussex? :P


We've all been there....   :D


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Whits on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:49:14
most random dream award - sade  :D


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:50:54
:king:  yes or biggest weirdo, however you like to put it.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:55:34
Randy teenager award - Sade.
Most likely to call their kid 'Britney' award - Sade
Most farmer-like - Sade


Shall i continue...?


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: fatbury on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:57:50
Top Hunk and Top Chick awards?? - any nominations?


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: DV on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:59:22
Most in love with Sade - Dave Blackcurrant  :shock:


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 6, 2006, 13:59:58
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
You bitch!

Biggest bully award - Dave blackcurrantcunt (oh my days, I have never said the 'c' word in my whole entire life)


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, January 6, 2006, 14:03:25
Quote from: "sade"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
You bitch!

Biggest bully award - Dave blackcurrantcunt (oh my days, I have never said the 'c' word in my whole entire life)


That is what I said when I was your age


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 6, 2006, 14:08:10
Quote from: "DV85"
Most in love with Sade - Dave Blackcurrant  :shock:


I've probably had worse, to be honest...


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 6, 2006, 14:08:43
Quote from: "sade"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
You bitch!

Biggest bully award - Dave blackcurrantcunt (oh my days, I have never said the 'c' word in my whole entire life)


 :shock:  :shock:  :shock:


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 6, 2006, 14:12:33
I've decided to go back to church with my nan.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 6, 2006, 14:29:21
Quote from: "sade"
Sussex did'nt you say you were going to kill your cat too? (I may of dreamt it I dunno)  :|


I may well have said something along those lines, and if he keeps shitting on the sofa, his days are numbered.

He doesn't get this 'do your crapping in the litter tray lark' I'd rather have a dog.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 6, 2006, 14:33:06
Thats it  :D  I found that rather funny that you hate your own cat.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, January 6, 2006, 14:39:26
Quote from: "sade"
No  :oops:  I just have random dreams in general and sometimes people from the forum are in them. Its like the other day I was telling dave R about my dream about a train. You know like everyones supposed to be going on the train when we play yeovil away, well I was waiting at the trainstation(in my dream of course) and it pulled up and everybody was in it and yeovil red was driving and that dude that painted his body red on loud and proud day was hanging out the window waving.Yeah just totally random. And I had a hooter and my face was painted red.

 8)
sorry that was totally of topic but ahwell it is my thread.


:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: That's ace. What a great dream.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 6, 2006, 14:40:34
Quote from: "sade"
Thats it  :D  I found that rather funny that you hate your own cat.


I'm just looking after it for a mate while he's away, and I don't like cats. Little fucker can go the same way as the hedgehog.

BOOTED DOWN THE GARDEN!

Care factor zero. :nod:


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 6, 2006, 14:46:29
Cats are used to jumping though so it will probably land on its feet and come back and bite you so be careful.
I have never hurted an animal. I used to pull my aunties cats tail when I was a toddler(well I used to yank it pretty hard).
 :)


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, January 6, 2006, 15:04:39
Quote from: "sade"
I used to pull my aunties cats todger(well I used to yank it pretty hard).
 :)
:o


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 6, 2006, 15:07:32
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  8)

Nice...


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 6, 2006, 15:12:33
Nice edit  :D


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, January 6, 2006, 15:13:28
Seriously now, that was how i read it :shock:


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, January 6, 2006, 15:13:47
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "sade"
Thats it  :D  I found that rather funny that you hate your own cat.


I'm just looking after it for a mate while he's away, and I don't like cats. Little fucker can go the same way as the hedgehog.

BOOTED DOWN THE GARDEN!

Care factor zero. :nod:


It recovered from the toilet/bleach incident then?


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 6, 2006, 15:36:21
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "sade"
Thats it  :D  I found that rather funny that you hate your own cat.


I'm just looking after it for a mate while he's away, and I don't like cats. Little fucker can go the same way as the hedgehog.

BOOTED DOWN THE GARDEN!

Care factor zero. :nod:


It recovered from the toilet/bleach incident then?


Seems fine now, a shed load of stitches in his stomach though.

Haven't caught him near the toilet since, so despite me being £400 out of pocket, looks like he's learnt his lesson.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 6, 2006, 15:50:41
what did it do? drink toilet bleach in a suicide attempt?


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 6, 2006, 15:55:46
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
what did it do? drink toilet bleach in a suicide attempt?


Just seems to have a bit of a thing for drinking out of toilets, bleach doesn't seem to bother him. I don't think he's all there to be honest.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 6, 2006, 15:56:16
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Seriously now, that was how i read it :shock:


 :D  and I thought I was weird. Cats don't have todgers anyway.


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, January 6, 2006, 16:00:19
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  course not Sade


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Johno on Friday, January 6, 2006, 16:00:29
best ginger - reeves4england. good one mate.  8)


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, January 6, 2006, 16:00:54
Quote from: "sade"
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Seriously now, that was how i read it :shock:


 :D  and I thought I was weird. Cats don't have todgers anyway.
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, January 6, 2006, 16:01:25
Quote from: "Johno"
best ginger - reeves4england. good one mate.  8)
is that all i am good for?!


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Johno on Friday, January 6, 2006, 16:02:13
depends...what else can you do?


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 6, 2006, 16:03:45
I have never seen a cat with a todger   :nuts:  Then again I don't look so.....


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, January 6, 2006, 16:07:43
Quote from: "sade"
I have never seen a cat with a todger   :nuts:  Then again I don't look so.....
No, you just feeeeeeeeel your way

http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/Grease/pix/gr6.jpg


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Foggy on Friday, January 6, 2006, 16:08:27
Sade ,are you nozzer in disguise ?


Title: Forum member awards.
Post by: Sade on Friday, January 6, 2006, 16:13:25
You better shape up! DO DO DO!........

foggy - No I am not  :o