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Title: best chant i've heard for a while
Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, January 1, 2006, 21:06:27
to kevin pressman, in goal for mansfield and carrying a few extra pounds...

who ate all the pies?
who ate all the pies?
you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies..........

and the sausage rolls
and the sausage rolls
you fat bastard, you fat bastard, and the sausage rolls.......

and the quiche lorraine
and the quiche lorraine
you fat bastard, you fat bastard, and the quiche lorraine......

first and only time i think quiche lorraine will be mentioned in a football song! many other verses could be added but that one almost had me in tears


Title: best chant i've heard for a while
Post by: Danjackson10 on Sunday, January 1, 2006, 21:12:51
:soapy tit wank:


Title: best chant i've heard for a while
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, January 1, 2006, 21:13:45
i think a song about a tank in goal would be quite applicable for that gentleman


Title: best chant i've heard for a while
Post by: Danjackson10 on Sunday, January 1, 2006, 21:14:13
you want some good chants, go here:

http://www.footballchants.org/


Title: best chant i've heard for a while
Post by: Johno on Monday, January 2, 2006, 10:37:46
:soapy tit wank: nice.


Title: best chant i've heard for a while
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, January 2, 2006, 10:39:54
When Hearts went 2-0 up against Celtic, we were all singing 'Happy new year, Happy new year, whoah whoah!'. Which was quality at the time. Then the fuckers sang it back when they got their last minute winner!  :evil:


Title: best chant i've heard for a while
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, January 2, 2006, 14:09:55
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you are my mooney
my tommy mooney
you make me happy when you score a goal
you are more dearer
than alan shearer
so don't take my mooney away
What a shit song. (from footballchants.org)

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paul danson in disguise are you are you are you paul danson in disguise
HA! Looks like we're not the only ones to have felt the wrath of Danson (again an Oxford chant!)


Title: best chant i've heard for a while
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, January 2, 2006, 14:15:21
And a ManUre one for Ji-Sung:

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Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But you could be worse; you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house