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Title: JCB Song
Post by: Elsterap on Wednesday, December 21, 2005, 22:51:53
Ace song.  8)

If that twat Shayne or "The plague would of got a better welcome back party " Westlife get Christmas number one i'll be pissed.

Probs will hate it by Christmas though.  :roll:


Title: JCB Song
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 21, 2005, 23:16:24
i heard it for the first time today and thought it wasnt too bad. was expecting some crazy frog type thing but was surprised when it was a 'normal' song.

that nonce from x factor will get it easy though. then never to be heard of again.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 21, 2005, 23:19:47
I'm not sure that the whoever wins/won? x-factor will get it this year. Don't really listen to the radio or anything though so my opinion is pretty uninformed. Just have a feeling that the JCB song will stay up there.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, December 21, 2005, 23:30:01
Shayne's apparently outselling all the other potential Christmas no.1's 3-1.

Fuck knows why mind, shit song!


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:10:02
At the end of the day though, the fact it's about a digger will sell sell the records. It's a pure average song if you ask me


Title: JCB Song
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:11:24
Quote from: "simon pieman"
At the end of the day though, the fact it's about a digger will sell sell the records. It's a pure average song if you ask me


Why???


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:13:21
Fuck knows, just a fact that the masses get selled some pap because it's 'different'. I've asked many people why they like it - they cannot give me a decent answer, other than the fact it's a song about a yellow digger tbh


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:18:07
Digger songs are always big sellers, it's a common marketing ploy.

Bob the builder,
the great escape,
dig for Christmas


Title: JCB Song
Post by: yeo on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:36:48
Diggers are great though.

If I win the lottery im going to get a mini Jcb to drive around the house in.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Rossi on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:38:50
At least the JCB song was written and sung by the same person. These bloody X-Factor people have the song written and given to them on a plate!


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:40:51
Still doesn't avoid the fact it's average though. Do I listen to the charts? Do I fuck!


Title: JCB Song
Post by: yeo on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:41:52
Yes you do Rich told me.

Your favourites were Five and you cried when they split up .


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:42:10
Singer/songwriter - what a fucking wank term. Back in the day they were known as solo artisits. I'm right as well.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:57:37
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Fuck knows, just a fact that the masses get selled some pap because it's 'different'. I've asked many people why they like it - they cannot give me a decent answer, other than the fact it's a song about a yellow digger tbh
thats all very well but shit is always going to float to the top of the singles charts because of the people that buy them (little girls mostly). i had feared that the jcb phenomenom was another crazy frog but was pleasantly surprised when i heard it that its actually a song using lyrics and a guitar.

jcb or xfactor si pi? surely not hard.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: yeo on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 00:59:40
I got to quite enjoy X Factor towards the end.

I'm allowed to say that as im to old to feel the need to be cool anymore.

I wanted the Binman to win.

Binmen rule!


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 01:02:39
Top 40 wank wank wank. Top 40 wank wank wank. I haven't listened to GWR or Radio 1 for a fucking age. Especially on a sunday. Get a real taste in music and stop following the crazy frog masses you daft cunts  :wink:


Title: JCB Song
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 01:38:52
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Top 40 wank wank wank. Top 40 wank wank wank. I haven't listened to GWR or Radio 1 for a fucking age. Especially on a sunday. Get a real taste in music and stop following the crazy frog masses you daft cunts  :wink:


Saying everything in the top 40 is wank is like saying that everything outside the top 40 is genius. You can't just generalise like that and say you have a taste in music. You gay black jew.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 01:48:27
I never said that though. I just said the top 40 was wank. That could mean the current top 40 or the top 40 in general. The ambiguity makes it ace.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 01:56:36
Quote from: "simon pieman"
I never said that though. I just said the top 40 was wank. That could mean the current top 40 or the top 40 in general. The ambiguity makes it ace.


Touché mr pieman, I believe you may have out foxed me with your cunning wording.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 01:57:37
:D

I'm in a silly mood. Don't believe my hype.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 01:59:30
I also hate Jack from lost. I would kick him when he was asleep


Title: JCB Song
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 02:04:00
Lost is ace. I'm up to ep 9 in series 2.

I know what's in the hatch and stuff.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 02:07:03
I know what's in the hatch cos some cunt on the train blurted it out to everyone. I told him he was a cunt.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 02:09:08
I think it's ep9 I'm up  to, don't think the next one comes out till after christmas anyway. Bit annoying I want to know what happens next.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 11:58:11
I really am glad I have never watched that programme


Title: JCB Song
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:34:15
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I think it's ep9 I'm up  to, don't think the next one comes out till after christmas anyway. Bit annoying I want to know what happens next.
i just watched up to episode 7, its really starting to grate on me now.

jin appears to be fluctuating between Timmy from South Park ("Michael! Michael!" "Walt! Walt! Walt!" "Fish. Fish.") and also someone who can speak fluent English.

i'm going to give up on it soon.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 15:45:49
claire from lost is very very fit. that is all.

and the jcb song kicks arse


Title: JCB Song
Post by: cannabiz on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 16:38:41
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I think it's ep9 I'm up  to, don't think the next one comes out till after christmas anyway. Bit annoying I want to know what happens next.


Im addicted to lost.

I've had 2 different versions of episodes claiming to be lost 210. One was series 2 ep 1 and one was ep 6???

It all makes sense now!

I really wanna know what that huge black dude is all about!


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Bedford Red on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 19:38:03
In Bedford today the Shayne single sold out, all brought by 13 year old girls, or so it seemed. Will def be no 1 on Xmas day.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Spud on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 19:39:06
Quote from: "Bedford Red"
In Bedford today the Shayne single sold out, all brought by 13 year old girls, or so it seemed. Will def be no 1 on Xmas day.


Thats great news! :evil:

If only i won the lottery id buy enough JCB singles to make sure that cunt didnt get the top spot.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 19:40:13
the JCB song is the biggest pile of shit ive heard in my life (apart from american teen emo bands, cheesy 80's pop and RnB)


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Spud on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 19:49:35
Quote from: "Rich"
the JCB song is the biggest pile of shit ive heard in my life (apart from american teen emo bands, cheesy 80's pop and RnB)


Its either that or Shayne "all my family are in jail" Ward!  :shock:


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 19:50:40
Quote from: "Rich"
the JCB song is the biggest pile of shit ive heard in my life


That's the Christmas spirit Rich!  :D

(you're wrong though)


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 19:51:26
i probably am Sussex! just look at Crazy Frog!  :|


Title: JCB Song
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 19:52:03
rich is always wrong. he's shit at being right!


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 19:52:42
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
rich is always wrong. he's shit at being right!


 :soapy tit wank:


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Spud on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 19:52:45
Everythings shit in the world of Rich, even shit is shit.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 19:57:58
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Everythings shit in the world of Rich, even shit is shit.


of course is it  :mrgreen:


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Johno on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:11:33
JCB song is old and boring. Shayne is crap. Just give Status Quo number 1  :)  (this is why i don't talk much about music)


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:51:41
Quote from: "Johno"
JCB song is old and boring. Shayne is crap. Just give Status Quo number 1  :)  (this is why i don't talk much about music)


i thought Status Quo were old and boring  :wink:


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Johno on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:54:26
:soapy tit wank: there good old and boring.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: le god cuervo on Saturday, December 24, 2005, 16:08:03
the JCB song is crap. really, really, crap. and the bloke who sings it sounds like a downey.

its only popular coz people like jo whiley are bum licking it 24/7.


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, December 24, 2005, 20:29:47
Quote from: "Piemonte"
claire from lost is very very fit. that is all.

and the jcb song kicks arse


You're right on the first statement but I have to disagree otherwise


Title: JCB Song
Post by: oxford_fan on Saturday, December 24, 2005, 23:30:23
i'm sorry but if there's not a place in the world for the jcb song then i may as well slit my wrists. admittedly i've not been epxosed to the corporate machine of endless radio play and music channels or whatever, but having heard the jcb song 3 times and seen the video once, i think it's brilliant. there's always going to be shit pop but this is shit pop of the highest order. any music video (n.b. the nizlopi one) which features TRANSFORMERS and THE A-TEAM deserves maximum praise in my book.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2005/03/07/a_team_400x300.jpg


Title: JCB Song
Post by: Spud on Sunday, December 25, 2005, 01:27:10
Quote from: "le god cuervo"
the JCB song is crap. really, really, crap. and the bloke who sings it sounds like a downey.

its only popular coz people like jo whiley are bum licking it 24/7.


No its becuase we dont agree with some cunt from X Factor being number 1!, i dont listen to Jo Whiley.