Thetownend.com

25% => Other Football Stuff => Topic started by: DV on Thursday, December 15, 2005, 22:29:50



Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DV on Thursday, December 15, 2005, 22:29:50
...but this is nice to see

Pictures (http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/FrameSet.aspx?s=EventImagesSearchState%7c1%7c0%7c28%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c1%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c56434932%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0&p=7&tag=1)


Ole  :beers:


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, December 15, 2005, 22:50:29
a child playing football for man utd? what's so special about that


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: Elsterap on Thursday, December 15, 2005, 22:52:18
I agree DV.  Dont know why i like him more than other United players - i guess he just seems less arrogant.


Title: Re: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, December 15, 2005, 22:52:58
Quote from: "DV85"
...but this is nice to see

Pictures (http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/FrameSet.aspx?s=EventImagesSearchState%7c1%7c0%7c28%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c1%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c56434932%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0&p=7&tag=1)


Ole  :beers:


Yeah, he's got lovely legs.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: yeo on Thursday, December 15, 2005, 23:04:19
I couldn't give a fuck.


Title: Re: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: Elsterap on Thursday, December 15, 2005, 23:08:58
http://xs59.xs.to/pics/05505/ole.jpg
 :?


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, December 15, 2005, 23:11:57
Very Camp :fag: O


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: Boeta on Friday, December 16, 2005, 00:45:48
totally agree. hate man u but like ole gunnar


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 07:58:36
why is it nice to see .. Solskjaer is a cheating git who got Sol Campbell sent off for nothing a couple of seasons ago ... got his just deserts with that injury after his needless rolling around that day


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DV on Friday, December 16, 2005, 08:50:20
Quote from: "fatbury"
why is it nice to see .. Solskjaer is a cheating git who got Sol Campbell sent off for nothing a couple of seasons ago ... got his just deserts with that injury after his needless rolling around that day


Sure  :roll:

Lets ignore the fact Campbells elbow hit him in the face, I didnt think it was intentional but he did catch him.

Ole has had terrible injuries, some people said he would never play again....so its nice to see him playing football and I hope he makes a full recovery and plays for Manchester United again.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 08:55:23
have to agree to disagree on that one .. hope he never plays again .. i hate players that cheat ...


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, December 16, 2005, 08:56:18
Quote from: "fatbury"
have to agree to disagree on that one .. hope he never plays again .. i hate players that cheat ...
Are you sure you're an Arsenal fan?


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DV on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:03:17
Quote from: "fatbury"
have to agree to disagree on that one .. hope he never plays again .. i hate players that cheat ...


so....ermmm Robert Pires then, dirty cheat

Vieira wasnt much better either....


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:04:58
hmmm well .. are u sure u dont support Man Utd?

u must be watching something i havent


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:06:47
Quote from: "fatbury"
hmmm well .. are u sure u dont support Man Utd?
Absolutely fucking positive, i hate both teams in equal measures


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: mattboyslim on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:07:13
Likewise, one of only a couple of united players I don't mind, him and Scholes are the unassuming ones, not some billy big time tossers.  Good luck to Ole, all he needs now is a transfer to a good club.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: janaage on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:08:46
Anyone who wishes to see a player never play again through injury is not a fan of football in my opinion.  I hate a few players but I never want to see their careers prematurely taken away.  Fatbury you've posted a lot of shit in the past but this takes the biscuit.  Sort it out fella!


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:11:29
Jan .. what about if it was an Poxford player whom u hated big time?


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DV on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:14:51
Quote from: "fatbury"
hmmm well .. are u sure u dont support Man Utd?

u must be watching something i havent


Arsenal games in an unbiased manager I expect....

as for the wishing players never to play again, not even on Joey Bumchump


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:15:46
fair enuf .. i respect your not wishing harm on other players .. i guess im an evil bastard deep down !!  :twisted:


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: janaage on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:17:32
Got to be honest, I've given my fair share of stick out to a number of players down the years but I don't think I ever hope their careers get wrecked through injury.  Don't mind the odd injury, but Ole's had it bad for the last 18 months.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:19:52
hes actually quite old now too .. just looks 12


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:45:49
Quote from: "fatbury"
hmmm well .. are u sure u dont support Man Utd?

u must be watching something i havent


Robert Pires is a disgrace. He dives at every chance he gets. And Campbell was right to have got sent off as he did catch Ole with his elbow. Reyes, Van Pussy etc are just as bad as Pires i must add. Diving all the time at the slightest shoulder barge.
The whole of the Arsenal team are cheatin scum in my eyes, apart from a few (Henry, Campbell and Cole)


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: McLovin on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:49:01
Having a thing for Spurs, it is natural for me to dislike Arsenal.  However, some of their players i would no boubt hate regardless of who they play for, #1 being Pires. Sure, some magical touches have lit up the Prem, but he will always be remembered by many as being a cheating little cunt.

And as for Wenger, and now Mourinho never seeing select incidents, they should be publicly attacked with pointy objects.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DMR on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:52:57
Fatbury,

If Steve White hadn't of cheated then we'd never have been to the Premier League.

That is all.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:54:39
:o

chalkie didn't cheat, it was a blatant penalty.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: janaage on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:57:23
If Joachim hadn't fouled Digby for one of their goals we'd have won anyway.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: mattboyslim on Friday, December 16, 2005, 09:57:51
I'm not really too fussed for the prem as a whole, but the worst cheats IMHO are Diouf, Ronaldo, Van Nistelrooy, Pires, Robert.  Whilst more players cheat than don't these days, it often seems the tricky wingers who are worse than most, they can't tackle themselves and can't take a tackle without making out like they've been slaughtered with a machete and/or shot.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DMR on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:01:27
The biggest misconception in world football is that Cristiano Ronaldo is a cheat.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:03:58
that was definately a penalty when Steve White went down in the box .. ask David Elleray!


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:04:34
Quote from: "mattboyslim"
I'm not really too fussed for the prem as a whole, but the worst cheats IMHO are Diouf, Ronaldo, Van Nistelrooy, Pires, Robert.  Whilst more players cheat than don't these days, it often seems the tricky wingers who are worse than most, they can't tackle themselves and can't take a tackle without making out like they've been slaughtered with a machete and/or shot.


Except Ryan Giggs. I think Giggs is a perfect example of a player out there to enjoy his football and to help his team win (without cheatin i must add  :wink: )


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: mattboyslim on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:05:53
True, he's the sort of winger I like, he takes a tackle then gets on with it. In fact he'd join the list of Man Utd players I don't mind, shame he plays for them really.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:06:15
The fookin Argies and Italians are the biggest cheats around however


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:06:26
Ryan Giggs?? youre having a laugh there!!

dives every time he gets to the edge of the box!


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: McLovin on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:06:28
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
The biggest misconception in world football is that Cristiano Ronaldo is a cheat.


No, it's that Nesta is the best centreback.  He's really not that special.

Same goes for Buffon in goal.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: mattboyslim on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:09:28
Maybe my problem with ronaldo is just the oveerarching desire to want to permanantly harm and disfigure him, him and Ruud van N are the most punchable faces in football.

As for misconceptions I've never fully got the aura that David Backham seems to have.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:10:29
Quote from: "fatbury"
Ryan Giggs?? youre having a laugh there!!

dives every time he gets to the edge of the box!


What the fuck? No he doesnt  :?  Iv seen him play many times and never have i seen him dive, especially on the edge of the box. He gets taken out plenty of times however as he has to much pace for the majority of defenders i.e. Lauren.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:10:43
Cristiano Ronaldo IS a cheat ... when I went to the cup final last year I rejoiced at shouting out WANKER very loudly as he turned to face me .. almost got ejected but it was worth it .. if you think Pires dives then you havent seen anything until youve seen Ronaldo

I personally think Pires gets a bad press  - he really isnt that bad - often he tries to jump out of the way of tackles after that bad injury he suffered he doesnt want another ... Arsenals worst is Reyes .. drives me mad  (hence im not a fan of his)!


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:12:46
also on Giggs .. does nothing but WHINGE WHINGE and WHINGE at the ref all game ..

Not a big a diver as Rooney, Van Nistelcheat or Ronaldo tho ... but on a whinge par with Gary Neville

Anyway i just hate anything to do with Man United so you can probably take all these comments with a pinch of salt

Only team i hate more is POXFORD!


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DMR on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:13:43
Quote from: "fatbury"
Cristiano Ronaldo IS a cheat ... when I went to the cup final last year I rejoiced at shouting out WANKER very loudly as he turned to face me .. almost got ejected but it was worth it .. if you think Pires dives then you havent seen anything until youve seen Ronaldo



CR has never had an opponent sent off for an incident involving himself. Nor has he earnt a penalty for month. Yes, he's a flash, showy cunt but he's not a cheat.

Is this true of the French cunt? No...


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:14:51
Fatbury, Do you have selective blindness for posts about cheating Arsenal players?


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:15:05
what about cheats in League One?? anyone come to mind?

Thought that Billy Sharp was a cheating bastard when we played SCUNThorpe!


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: McLovin on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:18:30
Howard used to be quite bad, and Rory tends to throw himself to the ground every now and then.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:20:02
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Fatbury, Do you have selective blindness for posts about cheating Arsenal players?


Yes probably  :soapy tit wank:


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:20:26
and for Swindon too .. RORY DOESNT DIVE .. NO WAY!


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: mattboyslim on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:21:21
Howards dives were hilarious, rory seems to win a few Free kicks, but not a proper cheat, considering the amount of physical challenges he's involved in.  A fair few teams have the cursory fancy dan winger who goes down like a cheap slag at the hint a tackle.  

And there's always Dean Windass.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DV on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:22:08
Ronaldo isnt a cheat, but he over exagerates his falling too the ground way too much....which infact makes him look like a cheat.

Everyone cheats really.....I stopped Dex getting past me by handballing it  :D


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:23:36
I dont think Swindon have any divers really .. good honest pros most of them ... Jan the Man used to go to ground a bit too easily in his day but I could forgive him for some reason!


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: McLovin on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:25:09
Quote from: "DV85"
Everyone cheats really.....I stopped Dex getting past me by handballing it  :D


Tut tut.

My usual cheating tactic was the good old scissors challenge on wingers, to disguise my obvious lack of pace and fitness.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:26:15
i guess the joke is ... that as a player i used to dive in the box a lot!


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DV on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:26:36
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Quote from: "DV85"
Everyone cheats really.....I stopped Dex getting past me by handballing it  :D


Tut tut.

My usual cheating tactic was the good old scissors challenge on wingers, to disguise my obvious lack of pace and fitness.


You mean a Steve Trowbridge tackle and its now universally know  :D

The handball was purely accidental, my arm was by my side, ball to hand  :wink:


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: McLovin on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:27:47
haha, brilliant. He injured Big Phil for 3 months after one of them in training...


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:28:15
shud have been a penalty from what i heard DV!  :wink:

you Merlining tomorrow by the way?


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DMR on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:30:56
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Quote from: "DV85"
Everyone cheats really.....I stopped Dex getting past me by handballing it  :D


Tut tut.

My usual cheating tactic was the good old scissors challenge on wingers, to disguise my obvious lack of pace and fitness.


fucking Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick, that made me laugh coffe all over the place :grin:


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: McLovin on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:33:02
Sorry, DMR... :D


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: DV on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:33:19
Quote from: "fatbury"
shud have been a penalty from what i heard DV!  :wink:

you Merlining tomorrow by the way?


Apart from the fact it was up the other end of the pitch.

Probably Merlining tomorrow, no idea what time. Lots of shit to sort out tomorrow.


Title: I'm not a Manchester United fan.....
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 16, 2005, 10:37:41
damn ... should have read about it more closely  :soapy tit wank:

surprise tho .. its not Birmingham on tomorrow .. Villa v Manure .. we can see all those cheaty diving skills in full effect  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: