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...can't stop scoring  :shock:

He's just scored after 2 minutes of Liverpool's World Club Mickey Mouse Championship thingy...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4528666.stm

Blimey, 2 in a whole season. If he can scroe against Deportivo Saprissa he can score against anyone.

Quick, put him in the England squad.

now has two in one match! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Two goals in a match - that's Ben Wah Balls porn  :soapy tit wank:

First was a cracker too. I said I had no doubt he'd be banging them in once he got going. Thats four in four games now so each goal isn't headline news any more though.

3*

Oh fucking hell, here we go..  :roll:

Crouchy for England captain!

Yes, he's head and shoulders above the other candidates

:soapy tit wank: Boom Boom

As my old world guide to brothels confirms if you can't score a la Costa Rica then you're nowt but a lanky 'funny looking'  :wink:  bender.

Seriously though I caught some of the game down in our 'lounge' (Re-branded canteen - equivalent of your wankers wine bar of lunch time snackeries) and I'd have expected my Mother could have scored against that team.

And she's dead.





Not really, and I'm sure her snatch is rather appealing.

Ummm.... 4 goals  :D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/4499060.stm

thats rubbish, was never his goal. Wasnt on target untill it hit the defender

Saying that the ol' dutch man Luc got his against Man Utd didnt he?

They've made the correct decision and it was an odvious one, should have made it a lot sooner.

The shot was always on target even before it hit the defender so there is no debate, if that wasn't his goal then you'd have to put any goal that the goalkeeper got a touch on as an own goal which would be ridiculous.

The committee have odviously spent the time analysing it and they've decided it was a goal so it's time to accept it was, he's got four goals in four games and it's nothing less than he's deserved. They've also been quality goals. This can only be good news for England, so any England fan should be happy for him.

Goalkeepers rarely get put down for own goals, its usually given to the striker.
Defenders don't seem to get the same 'protection' and are seen as more liable for their own goals

Yes and the goal was originally awarded to the goalkeeper which was bizarre but good to see they've rectified the mistake.

It was not on target before it hit the defender, I agree it shouldnt go down as a keeper OG but it wouldnt have go in, if it hadnt of hit Leighton Baines....

It's pointless arguing about it now, the decision has been made, the panel know the rules, they've seen the footage and they don't agree with you.



Not just what I say, what the people who matter say. and what history will say. If you want to think something else even though it's wrong then go on but it's irrelevant, pointless and boring arguing about it so I've wrote a song instead.

I was right
You were wrong
I am great
You're a mong

Obvious is just about the only word I consistently spell wrong but there are words you always spell wrong too, so I'd definetely :wink: not worry about that too much.

Yawn

 You're young and don't understand the game....the reason why Liverpool are doing so well this season particularly defensively, with essentially the same players as last season is down to the Crouchmeister.....this is why a top manager like Benitez would regard his 7 mill as a bargain.

 Football is a team game....you can have a goalscorer say Owen, who is a great finisher but doesn't contribute so much elsewhere, this may not be to the taste of every manager,  as the gain of the goals is offset by the loss elsewhere.....which is why when given the option to sign the  Crouchmeister or Owen, Benitez preferred Crouchy.

No I don't agree. For a big forward whose main job is to hold the ball up and keep possession his scoring record is fine. He's started less than 20 games for Liverpool and has 4 goals, the same as Jermain Defoe. Not many people are moaning about how many Defoe's scored. Now he's started scoring this ratio is likely to keep on improving. Last year Crouchy scored 16 in half a season, is that not enough?

When he "trips over" he wins a free kick more often than not as he normally  had control of the ball and was fouled.

I think he's worth every bit of £7million and I'm sure if Benitez was offered 7 or even 10 million for him in January he wouldn't sell him.

You say they don't have a deadly striker and that's what they need to be up at the top but look at the table, they are 3rd and would move back to 2nd if they won their game in hand, so they are up there. Fair play for recognising he's a good team player though.

Anyway I think I've argued about this enough, I'm bored of it, a lot of people don't care although why they bother reading anyway is anyone's guess.

 Again Nozzza you couldn't be more wrong...Chelsea's leading scorer is a midfield player, they also won the league last season with the same player as leading scorer, scoring 13 goals,  the lowest ever total by a title winning side.

 Chelsea's striker Drogba has 6 goals this season.

  The Crouchmeister nearly scored as many as Lampard last season and Soton got relegated.

   No Nozza...I'm right you're wrong, its that simple.

   They don't allow lower league opposition ot play in the Premiership, so none of The Crouchmeister's dozen could have been scored against them.

 That's my new favourite song :D  I shall put it to music, it will be the feel good hit of the summer.I'll split the royalties with you and we can live like kings!

 If you make subjective statements of opinion and dress them up as fact, then someone will argue with you....you cannot say that 4 of Crouchy's 12 Prem goals were scored against lower league teams in the cup when they weren't.....even if you don't want to get into an argument about it.

 The thing to do is say sorry Reg...

 :cheers:

 :nod:   I like the stats keep up the good work.

The other cup goal was against Portsmouth who were in the premiership.

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I'd rather have Defoe in the England squad than crouchy, and I ain't no Defoe fan.
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I don't think he scored in the league cup, that would be 17 goals. His first goal was aginst Bolton on 25th August.



Well I am a Defoe fan but on current form I'd much rather have Crouchy, Defoe is unlucky because he's too similar to Owen but not as good, I'd just about pick him in the squad though ahead of Vassell.

 Its going to be a toss up between Vassell and Defoe.....Defoe's chronic lack of form at the moment may be good, becasue he might now peak in the summer.

It doesn't matter who we take ,if Rooney or Owen get injured or banned we're fucked(he said resignedly)

I think you'll find that officially hes been awarded 4 goals by the FA