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Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, December 12, 2005, 15:57:15
looks nasty, don't fancy walking around with it for the next few days so any tips?

should i steal some concealor?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, December 12, 2005, 15:58:44
how did you get that?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:01:25
guess


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:02:09
you got a punch from tanisha?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:03:57
no, not quite.

can i borrow your makeup bag?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:04:34
how did y ou get it then?

Yeah can I give you a makeover?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:07:23
someone thumped me.

i'm game for a makeover.


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Asher on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:10:25
what did you do?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:13:12
why would anyone want to thump you sonic are you ok?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:18:04
took a bit of pisstaking too far and the lad went a bit mental.

my cheekbone and eyesocket are bright red, i look daft.

asher, fancy bringing the lads to sort him out for me?  :wink:


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:28:42
I had a really nasty cut on my cheek in September, people kept saying "FUCK! What happened to you?!" every 5 minutes which got a bit annoying, but luckily your face heals really quickly so it had just about gone by a week or two later, although you could still see it was a bit red when I was pissed for a couple of months.

Not really much you can do I just put a bit of savlon on it.


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:29:29
I can work my magic on you if you like as long as I can put eyeshadow and mascara on you


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:33:58
savlon's a good idea. don't think i have any.


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:34:55
I am sure your mum will have some in the cupboard mums always do


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:50:32
Just get some boot polish and pretend to be black for a week


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: DV on Monday, December 12, 2005, 17:15:13
Just act normal....?!


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Paynie1 on Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:17:34
That sucks a bit sonic just put a plaster on it and be the white version of nelly!


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Sussex on Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:28:17
Get someone to punch you on the other side of your face, at least it'll match.


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:28:50
are you volunteering?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Rossi on Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:34:13
Did you hit him back?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Sussex on Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:36:30
Yes.

It's a cyber punch. I've just thrown it, and it will catch you off-guard because you're too busy concentrating on uploading gay porn for Dave.

Let me know if it did the trick, If not I can send another.


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:46:46
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
savlon's a good idea. don't think i have any.


 Savlon's no good its an antiseptic.....what you want is witch hazel...make a poltice with camomile....smells good and brings out the bruising, which you can wear with pride.


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Monday, December 12, 2005, 22:00:48
savlon cures all you fool. My mate had aids and a cold so we rubbed it into his eyes. Now he is fine


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: walrus on Monday, December 12, 2005, 22:17:56
Use some concealer, that's bloody miracle stuff and covers up anything.  Use it all the time....   8)


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: DMR on Monday, December 12, 2005, 22:19:26
Why, does your pre-pubescent girlfriend smack you if you put her Barbie dolls out of her reach?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Danjackson10 on Monday, December 12, 2005, 22:35:30
http://www.fpp.co.uk/Inner/Images/Bruisedfront.jpg

does it look like that?


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, December 12, 2005, 23:46:00
Fuck all the savlon with hazel and camomile gay stuff. You should just keep yourself loaded up on stella and then threaten to fight anyone who mentions it.


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Whits on Tuesday, December 13, 2005, 00:14:09
lets have a picture  :twisted:


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, December 13, 2005, 08:42:07
Stop being such a gaylord Sonic, its a fecking bruise, deal with it .


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, December 13, 2005, 08:49:34
leave it as it is .. youll look hard ....


on the other hand .. maybe u better get some concealer! :fag:


Title: massive bruise on my cheek
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, December 13, 2005, 09:16:31
If anyone says anything say you walked into a door  :D