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Title: Drunken Theft Post by: yeo on Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:15:46 Its my newish hobby.
Leigh Delemare services managed to haul 1 x portion of chips 1 x wind up Gorilla Imagine getting caught and going to court for the theft of a wind up Gorilla 8) Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:20:06 If you got caught you could say you were monkeying around and go ape shit!
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:26:16 how the hell can you steal chips?? Did you go behind the counter and serve yourself?
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:28:04 Maybe he's American and it's actually a bag of crisps?
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: yeo on Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:30:56 Nah I just bypassed the till.
It all seemed quite normal at the time. :oops: Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Leggett on Sunday, December 11, 2005, 21:39:01 the breakfast menu sigh from subway. :soapy tit wank:
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Spud on Monday, December 12, 2005, 00:26:18 My sober theft speciality was 2 for 1 Cheese Burgers at College 6 years ago. They tasted so good, the cheese was in the middle of the Burger. :D
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, December 12, 2005, 01:15:58 A stole a massive roadblock sign a few weeks ago, it was blocking off a hole in the city centre so I carried it home. Fucking heavy.
Kind of like this http://www.valdosta.edu/businessfinance/images/roadblock.jpg Then I just left it in the middle of the road. I hope no one fell in the hole it was quite deep. Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 12, 2005, 08:26:12 Me and my housemate nicked an iron garden gate last year. Fuck knows why, but it was bloody heavy and then we realised we didn't want it in the morning :D
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: faringdingdong on Monday, December 12, 2005, 08:35:16 I feel into a big whole that should have had a sigh next to it in town once, if only i knew who took it.....
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Northern Red on Monday, December 12, 2005, 09:05:35 Best steal at Uni was on a night out in Liverpool....
I came home with the Sign for the Icelandic Consulate in Liverpool (its an Embassy type thingy)... It was drilled into my wall for most of the first year until some other cunt stole it.... Done the traffic cone thingy as well, including a similar style road barrier to the one above - they're made of light plastic so easy to steal.... Title: Drunken Theft Post by: mattboyslim on Monday, December 12, 2005, 11:08:53 I had a chat witha copper about a big red and white barrier I had in Worcester once, In my state I thought it was like a big red and white Town scarf :oops:
Later the event I was at managed to steel about £500 of stuff from a pub and faced uni disciplinary action, all I has was an ashtray, some had plants signed cricket bats etc. My house was full of stuff we robbed, a lovely Pukka Pies poster lifted fro a kebab shop, loads of road signs and for sale boards variously, a vacuum cleaner, licensing laws sign, a drip tray... Title: Drunken Theft Post by: DMR on Monday, December 12, 2005, 12:36:40 We once stole a whole crate of confectionary that was being delivered to Sainsburys. Took 4 of us to haul it home.
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Dazzza on Monday, December 12, 2005, 13:10:38 What confectionary did you have Dave.
My best is a 10ft sign off an off-license, we even made the local paper! Title: Drunken Theft Post by: DMR on Monday, December 12, 2005, 13:25:01 Roughly:
200 x maltesers 200 x mars bars 200 x galaxy 200 x twix 200 x txix orange even made the local rag 8) Title: Drunken Theft Post by: DMR on Monday, December 12, 2005, 13:25:38 just read the last bit of your post dazzza, are you my dad :D
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: blinkpip on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:46:05 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Roughly: 200 x maltesers 200 x mars bars 200 x galaxy 200 x twix 200 x txix orange even made the local rag 8) WTF, where did you store it all? Title: Drunken Theft Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, December 12, 2005, 16:47:11 why do you think he's a fat cunt blinkpip?
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Dazzza on Monday, December 12, 2005, 19:03:48 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Roughly: 200 x maltesers 200 x mars bars 200 x galaxy 200 x twix 200 x txix orange even made the local rag 8) How the fuck did you manage that? I'm very impressed Dave did you binge until you were sick? I'd be proud to have you as my son after that escapade. 8) Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Spud on Monday, December 12, 2005, 20:53:19 The best drunken thing my mates did was drag an old sofa all the way from Old Town back to Eldene, they then rang my mate up who was asleep and told him to look out his front window, they were sat on this sofa whilst my mate looked out at them in stitches. :mrgreen:
Title: Drunken Theft Post by: DMR on Monday, December 12, 2005, 21:42:46 Quote from: "dazzza" Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Roughly: 200 x maltesers 200 x mars bars 200 x galaxy 200 x twix 200 x txix orange even made the local rag 8) How the fuck did you manage that? I'm very impressed Dave did you binge until you were sick? I'd be proud to have you as my son after that escapade. 8) You know those pallet trucks, it was on one of them so we wheeled it back to Jonesy's and split the bounty in the morning. I believe poor Jonesy had to hid the pallet truck in his garage :grin: Title: Drunken Theft Post by: ST_INC on Monday, December 12, 2005, 22:41:53 Me and my housemate nicked an iron garden gate last year. Fuck knows why, but it was bloody heavy and then we realised we didn't want it in the morning
Some basterds stole an iron garden gate of me last year, christ knows why, it was realy heavy. At least it saved me a trip down the tip. I wonder what they did with it. Title: Drunken Theft Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 13, 2005, 01:39:11 Quote from: "ST_INC" Me and my housemate nicked an iron garden gate last year. Fuck knows why, but it was bloody heavy and then we realised we didn't want it in the morning Some basterds stole an iron garden gate of me last year, christ knows why, it was realy heavy. At least it saved me a trip down the tip. I wonder what they did with it. If it was us we threw it in a skip :mrgreen: |