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Title: bored as fuck
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, December 9, 2005, 11:45:34
i'm at college dying of boredom. there's only so many ciggie breaks i can take, it's cold outside as well.

you'd have thought somebody would be skiving but nobody is here.

i want to go to oldham  :x

if anyone fancies buying me a birthday present, get me a ticket for tomorrow please.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: DMR on Friday, December 9, 2005, 12:05:50
if the money from this months pay has gone into my account today then i'll sub you a ticket?

i'm off to college in a few minutes for a boring afternoon of wanky history follwed by work till 9.30.

oldham beckons though  8)


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 9, 2005, 12:09:17
arent u two going then?


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: DMR on Friday, December 9, 2005, 12:14:17
i'm going... so is SY apparantly  :D


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: fatbury on Friday, December 9, 2005, 12:15:39
i might if anyone answers my questions on the other site .. gotta fly now tho .. work xmas dins


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, December 9, 2005, 12:51:29
haha such a moron smoker nowadays.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, December 9, 2005, 12:57:32
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
haha such a moron smoker nowadays.


Didn't you used to have a crafty fag cock sniffer?



Thought you smoked as well?

By fuck I'm funny.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, December 9, 2005, 13:10:33
In my youth I had smoke when I was drunk. It wasnt wanted though.

I find people who start smoking in their late teen/ 20's odd. You've had years of being a rebel teenager to start, then as soon as you're intelligent and mature enough to make your own mind up about death sticks... you choose to smoke. Madness surely.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, December 9, 2005, 13:53:10
Could be worse, you could be pretty much bed-bound after an operation.  I'm going out of my mind here.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: DV on Friday, December 9, 2005, 17:47:34
I'll lend you some money youthio


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, December 9, 2005, 18:14:33
dave's paying for my ticket \o/

but i don't have a car tomorrow now  :x


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: jim on Friday, December 9, 2005, 18:52:42
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
dave's paying for my ticket \o/

but i don't have a car tomorrow now  :x


You are a waster and a fag mumper.

I will bring you a meat pie from Wigan tomorrow if you like.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:04:33
you're so kind jim 8)


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:11:14
Work out this riddle.

You are in a room, 4 walls and a roof and no window. The only objects in the room are a table and a handsaw. You need to escape from the room.

How do you do it?


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:12:19
saw through the wall with the table


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:13:53
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
saw through the wall with the table


No.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:14:53
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Work out this riddle.

You are in a room, 4 walls and a roof and no window. The only objects in the room are a table and a handsaw. You need to escape from the room.

How do you do it?

Open the door and walk though.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:17:51
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Work out this riddle.

You are in a room, 4 walls and a roof and no window. The only objects in the room are a table and a handsaw. You need to escape from the room.

How do you do it?

Open the door and walk though.


Sorry, I should have clarified. There is no door and the walls are proper walls.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Tails on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:18:47
This term has gone on for f*cking ages and all these deadlines are making me insane.

Bring on xmas


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:19:52
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Work out this riddle.

You are in a room, 4 walls and a roof and no window. The only objects in the room are a table and a handsaw. You need to escape from the room.

How do you do it?

Open the door and walk though.


Sorry, I should have clarified. There is no door and the walls are proper walls.


How did I get in this room then?


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:21:34
born in it


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Whits on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:22:14
the same way you can escape from it i guess?


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:22:38
cut your throat with the handsaw.

if you believe in reincarnation, you'll be reborn elsewhere.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:23:20
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Work out this riddle.

You are in a room, 4 walls and a roof and no window. The only objects in the room are a table and a handsaw. You need to escape from the room.

How do you do it?

Open the door and walk though.


Sorry, I should have clarified. There is no door and the walls are proper walls.


How did I get in this room then?


Too many questions! You are just in the room!


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:23:39
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
born in it


Good enough.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: jim on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:24:02
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
you're so kind jim 8)


A fag mumper is someone who mumps (smokes but never buys) fags as opposed to whatever else you thought I meant.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:24:03
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
cut your throat with the handsaw.

if you believe in reincarnation, you'll be reborn elsewhere.


Good answer. Not correct for this riddle!


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:24:13
make a shovel ouf the table using the saw and dig your way out.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:25:01
Quote from: "flammableBen"
make a shovel ouf the table using the saw and dig your way out.


Like your imagination but no!


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:25:57
Quote from: "jim"
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
you're so kind jim 8)


A fag mumper is someone who mumps (smokes but never buys) fags as opposed to whatever else you thought I meant.


i never blag ciggies off other people unless i've got none. i also hate people who constantly need to borrow your lighter.

(hello marie)


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:26:34
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
make a shovel ouf the table using the saw and dig your way out.


Like your imagination but no!


why not??


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:27:14
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
make a shovel ouf the table using the saw and dig your way out.


Like your imagination but no!


why not??


Becaus it is not the answer on my card!


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: jim on Friday, December 9, 2005, 19:27:16
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Quote from: "jim"
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
you're so kind jim 8)


A fag mumper is someone who mumps (smokes but never buys) fags as opposed to whatever else you thought I meant.


i never blag ciggies off other people unless i've got none. i also hate people who constantly need to borrow your lighter.

(hello marie)


Surely a nice young lady like Marie doesn't smoke.  Yeuch!


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 9, 2005, 21:25:45
The answer in case anyone cares is that you saw the table in half as 2 halves make a hole. Put the hole in the wall and climb out!


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, December 9, 2005, 21:30:14
go home


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Sussex on Friday, December 9, 2005, 21:33:12
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
The answer in case anyone cares is that you saw the table in half as 2 halves make a hole. Put the hole in the wall and climb out!


It was on the tip of my tongue :?

Thats worse than Jims Ex e(a*)_ter City, or whatever it was.

 :|


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: DMR on Friday, December 9, 2005, 21:33:23
yeah, go home


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, December 9, 2005, 23:09:49
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
yeah, go home


I am home! :roll:


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: Johno on Friday, December 9, 2005, 23:11:08
that was fast...


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, December 10, 2005, 03:00:21
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
The answer in case anyone cares is that you saw the table in half as 2 halves make a hole. Put the hole in the wall and climb out!


My answer was better.


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: jim on Saturday, December 10, 2005, 07:28:09
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
The answer in case anyone cares is that you saw the table in half as 2 halves make a hole. Put the hole in the wall and climb out!


It was on the tip of my tongue :?

Thats worse than Jims Ex e(a*)_ter City, or whatever it was.

 :|


Anorexic = Ex Eater which is close to Exeter - so what's your problem?


Title: bored as fuck
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, December 10, 2005, 10:40:03
Sorry Edinburgh, but I can't lie.
That sucked