Title: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Leggett on Friday, December 9, 2005, 05:47:04 ...the lady in the petrol station asking me if I want a plastic bag with my FHM/Front magazine (whichever I buy), as if its porn and i should be ashamed. :soapy tit wank:
Title: Re: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Spud on Friday, December 9, 2005, 06:04:53 Quote from: "Leggett" ...the lady in the petrol station asking me if I want a plastic bag with my FHM/Front magazine (whichever I buy), as if its porn and i should be ashamed. :soapy tit wank: soapy tit wank! :mrgreen: , i hate it when i buy Zoo in WHSMITH in Town, this one Woman always looks at me like some sort of perv. :evil: Title: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Leggett on Friday, December 9, 2005, 06:13:49 bless prudish old ladies!
Title: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Spud on Friday, December 9, 2005, 06:29:14 One day im just gonna go the whole hog and buy Razzle, that'll make her smile. :wink:
Title: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: my-velocity on Friday, December 9, 2005, 06:42:06 I'm in heathrow at the moment the new terminals coming along nicely.
Got up at 3 so i'm knackered at the moment. Title: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, December 9, 2005, 06:49:26 Not as knackered as me, I've not been to bed yet and have been working with only about an hour or so's break since 9am yesterday.
Title: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Spud on Friday, December 9, 2005, 15:59:34 Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls" Not as knackered as me, I've not been to bed yet and have been working with only about an hour or so's break since 9am yesterday. And i suppose you've been forced to work continously against your own will?. :roll: Title: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, December 9, 2005, 16:41:46 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls" Not as knackered as me, I've not been to bed yet and have been working with only about an hour or so's break since 9am yesterday. And i suppose you've been forced to work continously against your own will?. :roll: It was a case of having an important coursework in at 10am this morning and having not done anything until yesterday so i had to work 24 hours running., there were a lot of other people in the same boat doing the same. I've handed it is now though, so I have been sleeping since just after 11 and now I'm gonna relax. Title: Re: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: reeves4england on Friday, December 9, 2005, 16:43:29 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Leggett" ...the lady in the petrol station asking me if I want a plastic bag with my FHM/Front magazine (whichever I buy), as if its porn and i should be ashamed. :soapy tit wank: soapy tit wank! :mrgreen: , i hate it when i buy Zoo in WHSMITH in Town, this one Woman always looks at me like some sort of perv. :evil: We ask everybody if they want a bag with their magazine. I sold one guy the "Gay Times" last week. I think it may have been Piemonte. Title: Re: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Spud on Friday, December 9, 2005, 17:49:27 Quote from: "reeves4england" Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Leggett" ...the lady in the petrol station asking me if I want a plastic bag with my FHM/Front magazine (whichever I buy), as if its porn and i should be ashamed. :soapy tit wank: soapy tit wank! :mrgreen: , i hate it when i buy Zoo in WHSMITH in Town, this one Woman always looks at me like some sort of perv. :evil: We ask everybody if they want a bag with their magazine. I sold one guy the "Gay Times" last week. I think it may have been Piemonte. If you see some Perv buy Zoo/Nuts & FHM in one go then that'll be me. :mrgreen: Title: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 05:53:06 things that make me smile at 4.30am
climbing into my transit, and finding a tape labelled 'smooth jazz!!! 2003' in the stereo, and chuckling as all i can see is the jazz guy from the fast show going niiiiiiiiiiiice... i dont know whether 2003 was a vintage year for smooth jazz or what, maybe it was the pinacle of the genre, who knows... Title: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Spud on Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 05:56:01 Quote from: "Leggett" things that make me smile at 4.30am climbing into my transit, and finding a tape labelled 'smooth jazz!!! 2003' in the stereo, and chuckling as all i can see is the jazz guy from the fast show going niiiiiiiiiiiice... i dont know whether 2003 was a vintage year for smooth jazz or what, maybe it was the pinacle of the genre, who knows... http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/images/louis_balfour2.jpg Title: things that make me smile at 5am... Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 06:10:07 :D
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