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Title: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Leggett on Friday, December 9, 2005, 05:47:04
...the lady in the petrol station asking me if I want a plastic bag with my FHM/Front magazine (whichever I buy), as if its porn and i should be ashamed.  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Re: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Spud on Friday, December 9, 2005, 06:04:53
Quote from: "Leggett"
...the lady in the petrol station asking me if I want a plastic bag with my FHM/Front magazine (whichever I buy), as if its porn and i should be ashamed.  :soapy tit wank:


soapy tit wank! :mrgreen: , i hate it when i buy Zoo in WHSMITH in Town, this one Woman always looks at me like some sort of perv.  :evil:


Title: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Leggett on Friday, December 9, 2005, 06:13:49
bless prudish old ladies!


Title: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Spud on Friday, December 9, 2005, 06:29:14
One day im just gonna go the whole hog and buy Razzle, that'll make her smile.  :wink:


Title: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: my-velocity on Friday, December 9, 2005, 06:42:06
I'm in heathrow at the moment the new terminals coming along nicely.

Got up at 3 so i'm knackered at the moment.


Title: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, December 9, 2005, 06:49:26
Not as knackered as me, I've not been to bed yet and have been working with only about an hour or so's break since 9am yesterday.


Title: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Spud on Friday, December 9, 2005, 15:59:34
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Not as knackered as me, I've not been to bed yet and have been working with only about an hour or so's break since 9am yesterday.


And i suppose you've been forced to work continously against your own will?. :roll:


Title: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, December 9, 2005, 16:41:46
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Not as knackered as me, I've not been to bed yet and have been working with only about an hour or so's break since 9am yesterday.


And i suppose you've been forced to work continously against your own will?. :roll:


It was a case of having an important coursework in at 10am this morning and having not done anything until yesterday so i had to work 24 hours running., there were a lot of other people in the same boat doing the same. I've handed it is now though, so I have been sleeping since just after 11 and now I'm gonna relax.


Title: Re: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, December 9, 2005, 16:43:29
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Leggett"
...the lady in the petrol station asking me if I want a plastic bag with my FHM/Front magazine (whichever I buy), as if its porn and i should be ashamed.  :soapy tit wank:


soapy tit wank! :mrgreen: , i hate it when i buy Zoo in WHSMITH in Town, this one Woman always looks at me like some sort of perv.  :evil:
Oi, some of us work there!!!!

We ask everybody if they want a bag with their magazine. I sold one guy the "Gay Times" last week. I think it may have been Piemonte.


Title: Re: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Spud on Friday, December 9, 2005, 17:49:27
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Leggett"
...the lady in the petrol station asking me if I want a plastic bag with my FHM/Front magazine (whichever I buy), as if its porn and i should be ashamed.  :soapy tit wank:


soapy tit wank! :mrgreen: , i hate it when i buy Zoo in WHSMITH in Town, this one Woman always looks at me like some sort of perv.  :evil:
Oi, some of us work there!!!!

We ask everybody if they want a bag with their magazine. I sold one guy the "Gay Times" last week. I think it may have been Piemonte.


If you see some Perv buy Zoo/Nuts & FHM in one go then that'll be me.  :mrgreen:


Title: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 05:53:06
things that make me smile at 4.30am


climbing into my transit, and finding a tape labelled 'smooth jazz!!! 2003' in the stereo, and chuckling as all i can see is the jazz guy from the fast show going niiiiiiiiiiiice...


i dont know whether 2003 was a vintage year for smooth jazz or what, maybe it was the pinacle of the genre, who knows...


Title: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 05:56:01
Quote from: "Leggett"
things that make me smile at 4.30am


climbing into my transit, and finding a tape labelled 'smooth jazz!!! 2003' in the stereo, and chuckling as all i can see is the jazz guy from the fast show going niiiiiiiiiiiice...


i dont know whether 2003 was a vintage year for smooth jazz or what, maybe it was the pinacle of the genre, who knows...


http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/images/louis_balfour2.jpg


Title: things that make me smile at 5am...
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, December 14, 2005, 06:10:07
:D