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Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 02:28:03
tonight, and he was drunk and being a cunt and he tried in a joking way to grab my right tit, and i have a dialysis pipe there and he fuckin grabbed it, so i hit him really hard in the face and then i ran off. i am officially scared.


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 02:37:43
Does he work for you?


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 02:40:25
sort of. he is fuckin huge he weighs about 25 stone


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 02:42:58
Sort of......meaning you have no power to fire him i'm guessing. Although, you wouldn't want to make him even more mad :shake:


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 02:44:46
Did you floor him?


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 02:45:38
to be honest i hope i broke the cunts nose, i gave him a fair old whack. maybe he will realise what a prick he was in the morning.


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 02:50:06
Indeed. I'd be bricking it though personally


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 08:09:31
youre gonna get your fucking head kicked in! :-))(


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 08:43:58
Fair play if he was close to grabbing your dialysis (sp) pipe. 25 stone though!  :shock:


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 09:16:12
Fair play mex! I fucking hate bouncers


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 12:02:31
i just got a phone call from the manager of the club and the bouncers sister was there last night, when i left this bloke was passed out on the grass outside and as i went passed him i gave him a kick in the stomach, well looks like his sister saw me, i am going to get my fuckin head kicked in. :shock:


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 12:10:14
Make sure you arrange your funeral on a non match weekend please.


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 12:11:09
cheerio, cheerio, cheerio...

just explain the situation to him... and hopefully he'll avoid pummelling the aforementioned area as he nails you  :(


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 13:06:05
Quote from: "mexico red"
i just got a phone call from the manager of the club and the bouncers sister was there last night, when i left this bloke was passed out on the grass outside and as i went passed him i gave him a kick in the stomach, well looks like his sister saw me, i am going to get my fuckin head kicked in. :shock:


Do you want us down in a transit???


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 13:46:44
Quote from: "Asher"
Quote from: "mexico red"
i just got a phone call from the manager of the club and the bouncers sister was there last night, when i left this bloke was passed out on the grass outside and as i went passed him i gave him a kick in the stomach, well looks like his sister saw me, i am going to get my fuckin head kicked in. :shock:


Do you want us down in a transit???


be a good excuse for us to come to your club


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: ron dodgers on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 14:09:17
He's got to learn that he can't go rearranging peoples plumbing unless he's qualified - he deserved it and I bet he knows it.


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 14:22:01
The TEF thugs on tour!  :D


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 14:23:44
Just play your sick note Mex.  

All that will be hurting is his ego and if he's just your normal semi-nut job usually on the right side of the law and not all out mentalist then just wave your sick note about.  The stigma of doing you good and proper will be worse than the bruise to his ego.

Failing that I can send you my personal Irish bouncer, he's well connected and has arranged security for the Kray boys funerals.  Soft as shit mind.


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 14:24:03
http://www.pg.ru/dogs/gif/reserv03.jpg


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 16:44:44
Quote from: "stfcfan"
http://www.pg.ru/dogs/gif/reserv03.jpg


I love that film, im getting that Black & White style pic framed ready for when i move out.


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 16:47:04
where did you get teh pic from spud?


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 16:56:20
stfcfan posted it originally Asher.


Title: i hit a bouncer
Post by: Paynie1 on Tuesday, December 6, 2005, 17:02:50
Lets mug this bouncer