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we've got you on sunday at mannington rec according to the ssfl website.
big game, you're only a point above us albeit with games in hand.
can't wait.

Voted for dex!

KMLC got southbrook again in 2 weeks. we were shit in the first game. can't believe my goal was disallowed for offside! i was about 5 yards on!  :angry:

what colour kits do you wear?

I walk the dogs around there and watch the footie some Sundays.

we're blue and white.
think they're purple, or gold.

cant remember.

Im going to make monkey noises at you all through the match 8)

Royston have a fetching Purple kit, prompting infantile yet amusing shouts from the keeper to 'get a purple head on it' from corners...

:D

we've got a couple of reet blacks on my team, they'd love it.
which spoilsport put draw?

when did we play you mate? was I playing? My form has been total shit this last month!

Which player plays for which team?

a few weeks ago at mannington. we won 4-0. you came on as sub at right-back?

I'm going to get some binoculars and a long lens camera :wink:

who were you! Could of said hello.  Was that the one I had a shocker?? oh year actually I defo had a shocker that game, head wasnt on the game.

White Hart Stratton would beat the both of yous if I were still playing. I would say I'd get out of bed and come and watch as its just up t'road, but thats just not going to happen

i was playing left wing-back, so you were marking me when i was pushing forward. went to shake your hand at the end of the game but you had already disappeared.

Hmmm, dunno if we will have a keeper, so you'll probably win.

Saying that, going on results (which is never a clever thing) you arent the same team as last season.

Fuck knows, we're a very inconsistent team. When we are good, we are very good and we are poor, we are very poor. No inbetween sadly.

Whats your form like, how did you get on at the weekend?

lost 4-2 at home to westlink  :?
it's true we're not the same as last year but we do alright.
played really well y'day but the back four had a bit of a stinker.
created loads though, if we play like that on sunday i recon we'll have a good chance.

Oops sorry mate was in a bad mood!

We drew with Westlink 2-2 the previous week, for all accounts we pissed all over them and let in two sloppy goals and missed a penalty. I was still on holiday so I missed the game, just repeating what I've heard....who knows....previous results mean fuck all at this level.

we drew 2-2 with them away, that was my last minute free kick game  :beers:

coke withdrawl was it?

i voted for the darkie.

Which is me isnt it? after my holiday

Darker than the token Black  8)

Dex's team are managed by some rich arab. They train at Lilleshall, and meet at 6am on a sunday to eat paaaasta. The fella has a dossier on every opponent on the league and uses more subbeteo maps than Andy Gray.

Then they go out and get stuffed by the team from the dog n duck who have prepared by drinking 17 pints each the night before.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

funny because it's true

Ah you bastard! That signature. Youve got 'there is a light' by the Smiths in my head again.  :nono:

You know I cant get rid of it once its in there! http://67.18.37.16/525/186/emo/redcard.gif

to die by your side
well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine...!

poofs

3-1 to AFC Royston Vasey.  :wink:

Finished 2-2

We took the lead early on....

They pulled one back

We went 2-1 up with a penatly, I'm sure Dex will call the ref a cunt, but our player has the stud marks on his balls as proof!!!

Though we were just the better team 1st half

Half time

2nd half Blueprint battered us, got a goal back then battered us somemore, easily deserved

I played most of the game at right wing, but Dex at left back. He only has one turn, which is still one more than I have....!!

Totally knackered at the end as I've spent the last few weeks eating junk food and being lazy...

Blueprint had Henri Camara up front!!!  :shock:

cant believe we didnt win that, second half was constant pummelling.
we only had one defender on the pitch. i played frigging left back  :|
that black camara does my fucking head in, he tackled me last week because he said ' you held it too long'
i did you with one early on but you fucking handballed it you cunt  :mrgreen:
oh well
we're going down.
you can get out of my pocket now  :wink:

Id sadly have to agree



We didnt even have a keeper!!



He must have blasted all his shots 35 yards wide



My arm was down by my side, ball to hand  :wink:



football shorts dont have pockets  8)

our keeper today is a centre back that did his cruciates last year. none of us have seen him for about 6 months and he just turned up saying he didnt mind going in goal  :D
i'll take the assist for our first equaliser by the way  8)
easy handball, u swiped it away and i was long gone...
never a penalty either, your striker shot it, our keeper saved it then they collided.
that ref was such a little fanny

Your keeper was no where near it, our striker shot looping the ball over the keeper, the keeper then flattened him and didnt touch the ball.

I predicted a draw!  :mrgreen: