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Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 18:24:49
......only got 48% of kids getting 5 A-C grades at GCSE last summer,  which is below the average for Wiltshire.

 What's wrong with the kids out there.......don't they ever do any work? :wink:


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 18:26:29
My year at my (state) school got 85%.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 19:21:11
91% at mine and radiohead's old school

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/education/04/school_tables/secondary_schools/html/931_6095.stm


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 19:23:40
71% at my old school.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 19:48:18
This says my year got 80% actually. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/education/04/school_tables/secondary_schools/html/916_5420.stm

Quote from: "oxford_fan"
91% at mine and radiohead's old school

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/education/04/school_tables/secondary_schools/html/931_6095.stm
How much did you pay? Anything more than quid seems too much for a 11% improvement on my school.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Amir on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 19:54:57
Calnies :soapy tit wank:


Wot u reckon, Jan?


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Spencer_White on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 19:58:16
Oxford Fan was part of the 9% who didnt get 5 A-C's despite his parents spending 60 grand on fees. The dope rotted his brain. Dont tell anyone though, its a bit taboo.
 :jaw2


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 20:00:37
And by the way, Wally Hammond went to my old school.

Cricinfo:

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The judgment of cricket history is that the greatest batsmen the game has known are - in order of appearance, only - W. G. Grace, Jack Hobbs, Walter Hammond and Don Bradman


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Amir on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 20:01:37
I know a lad who's school fees were £26,000 a year, and he got two GCSE's.  Both of which he cheated on.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 20:04:06
Quote from: "Amir Khan"
I know a lad who's school fees were £26,000 a year, and he got two GCSE's.  Both of which he cheated on.
That's only one more than Rodney Trotter and he's not even real.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, January 14, 2005, 00:08:42
My old school got closed down it was so bad......even worse than Headlands which got a mighty 13% thus placing it probably amonst the worst 3 or 4 schools in England.

 Respect to any of the 13%.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: yeo on Friday, January 14, 2005, 00:11:47
I went to Grange Hill what was their score?

Or Bucklers mead in Yeovil?

Or Sandhurst ?(the school not the military place)


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, January 14, 2005, 00:20:28
Buckler's Mead weighed in at a respectable  49 %, making it better than John Bentley.....but 7 points below the Somerset average.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: hong kong red on Friday, January 14, 2005, 06:15:57
check out my school
no fees and a big fucking 100%!!!!

100%!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/education/04/school_tables/secondary_schools/html/314_5400.stm


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: janaage on Friday, January 14, 2005, 09:19:23
Quote from: "Amir Khan"
Calnies :soapy tit wank:


Wot u reckon, Jan?


et waznt lyke dat en my dayz!!!

John Bentley's gone to shit man, the youth of today, too busy taking the Dave M Russell chemistry lessons I think.

Glad I emigrated to Swindon now.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Amir on Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:43:43
Quote from: "janaage77"

et waznt lyke dat en my dayz!!!

John Bentley's gone to shit man, the youth of today, too busy taking the Dave M Russell chemistry lessons I think.

Glad I emigrated to Swindon now.



Tha Melksham Boyz did even worse mind :jaw1


My rabble only managed 56%, which is probably an improvement on when I was there.  I remember loads of people being really chuffed with there U's and F's.  

And Sheldon beat us, just for a change.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, January 14, 2005, 12:10:19
Quote from: "Amir Khan"
Quote from: "janaage77"

et waznt lyke dat en my dayz!!!

John Bentley's gone to shit man, the youth of today, too busy taking the Dave M Russell chemistry lessons I think.

Glad I emigrated to Swindon now.



Tha Melksham Boyz did even worse mind :jaw1


My rabble only managed 56%, which is probably an improvement on when I was there.  I remember loads of people being really chuffed with there U's and F's.  

And Sheldon beat us, just for a change.


  :fu

 You mean they were doing this to you?


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 14, 2005, 14:31:52
Quote from: "Boeta"
How much did you pay? Anything more than quid seems too much for a 11% improvement on my school.
well, i didn't pay but i looked through my dads chequebook when i was younger and think it's about £2,500 but i'm not sure if that's per term or per year.

Quote from: "Spencer_White"
Oxford Fan was part of the 9% who didnt get 5 A-C's despite his parents spending 60 grand on fees. The dope rotted his brain. Dont tell anyone though, its a bit taboo.
 :jaw2
5A's, 4B's, thanks. that was back in the day though ('01).

i'd never send my kids to the same school though, shit teaching aside single-sex education is utter wank.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, January 14, 2005, 16:25:26
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single-sex education is utter wank.


   How very true


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, January 14, 2005, 17:05:56
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
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education is utter wank.



now thats more like it


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: strooood on Friday, January 14, 2005, 17:54:15
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
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single-sex education is utter wank.


   How very true


great choice of words.


Title: Re: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Johno on Friday, January 14, 2005, 18:07:51
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
......only got 48% of kids getting 5 A-C grades at GCSE last summer,  which is below the average for Wiltshire.

 What's wrong with the kids out there.......don't they ever do any work? :wink:


no i don't  :soapy tit wank:  well, that will change when i do my exams... it'll be lower  :wink:


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: blinkpip on Friday, January 14, 2005, 18:10:04
Reg arent you from Swindon? How come your interest in Calne?


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Johno on Friday, January 14, 2005, 18:11:26
cause its an amazingly boring place.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, January 14, 2005, 18:18:55
I think that JBS has got one hell of a fucking lot better over the past 10 years, but most of the year above me are total fuckin retard anyway so oim not surprised! This year will be higher. I know I'll bein the 5+ group, as will Johno I guess.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, January 14, 2005, 18:19:07
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Reg arent you from Swindon? How come your interest in Calne?


   I'm interested in all sorts of things outside of Swindon.  :wink:


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Spencer_White on Friday, January 14, 2005, 18:24:19
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
Quote from: "Boeta"
How much did you pay? Anything more than quid seems too much for a 11% improvement on my school.
well, i didn't pay but i looked through my dads chequebook when i was younger and think it's about £2,500 but i'm not sure if that's per term or per year.

Quote from: "Spencer_White"
Oxford Fan was part of the 9% who didnt get 5 A-C's despite his parents spending 60 grand on fees. The dope rotted his brain. Dont tell anyone though, its a bit taboo.
 :jaw2
5A's, 4B's, thanks. that was back in the day though ('01).

i'd never send my kids to the same school though, shit teaching aside single-sex education is utter wank.



I got better GCSE grades than you and I went to St Birinus.  :face  

I havnt got anything against privilige, or private education. I just hate Abingdon. Heartlands of the scum.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Boeta on Friday, January 14, 2005, 18:58:56
I got better grades as well, but lets not boast  8)


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Johno on Friday, January 14, 2005, 19:31:15
Quote from: "janaage77"
Quote from: "Amir Khan"
Calnies :soapy tit wank:


Wot u reckon, Jan?


et waznt lyke dat en my dayz!!!

John Bentley's gone to shit man, the youth of today, too busy taking the Dave M Russell chemistry lessons I think.

Glad I emigrated to Swindon now.


 :evil:

thanks for the support alex.... yeh don't fail anything is my motto  :P


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Spencer_White on Friday, January 14, 2005, 21:02:22
Oxford Fan got beat by a football hooligan. hehe.

To be fair I think GCSE's are a complete waste of time. They are easy and getting easier. They dont mean anything at A-level/University level. I did about 2 days revision for each subject because they were during France 98. Seems to me all the different boards compete for who can supply the easiest paper. I thought A-level would be a piece of piss too.  :jaw1  Not so.

University is full of people like me who got there on the back of top GCSE's despite not getting their A-level 'entry requirements' (whatever they were). They wanted my money, not students with intellect. Left after 18 months. As a career move it was a complete waste of time. As a life experience it was invaluable.


Title: School league tables......John Bentley....Calne
Post by: Tails on Friday, January 14, 2005, 22:08:21
Bradon got 64% I think.