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I'm fucking freezing...it was a cold day today sat in the north stand. It was a bad day.

So to cheer me up do I go out into town tonight? The problem is that no-one is going into to town til about half 9. IMO thats too late. Or do I just stay in, stay in the warm, and just get pissed and reflect on a poor day?

Whats everyone elses plans?

im going down town in calne for the christmas lights...yawn,and its cold, but its better than sitting inside doing nothing but work...

Im off out for something to eat and a few beers, and i will also be trying to forget about how shit we were today which could take all weekend.

Out for the end of season cricket do, then drive to Poxford to meet some mates. Will probably have a few too many, so will bus it back home and pick the car up in the morning.

I need a drink :(

Get fucking arseholed, i am.

Lets get fucking pissed up, lets get fucking pissed up....la la la  :beers: Wheres my vodka  :D

We're fucked and we know we are... we're fucked and we know we are  :beers:

I will post later on when i return from the ale house  :D

See who can stay up the latest and drink the most

Im not entering unless their is a prize.  :roll:

Is that a forum challenge?!!

Spuddy the prize is a pint!  :D

The prize is a cyber pint

I'm gonna win that hands down (pants)

No i would like something in the way of a gift voucher which i can then pass onto a relative as a well thought out Christams gift.  :wink:

Hmmm, how about 40 first class stamps?  :soapy tit wank:

Ive already got those you slag.  :-))(

Ungrateful cunt

You get a card signed by Alan Leighton too  :)

Fucking lightweights, i'm here and your all in bed  :D

I'm off to bed now anyway, i'm a pussy  :D

Section 5 for me by the old bill. what the fuck is that?!!

haha, good work. no idea what it is, but sounds good. :beers:

I want to wear that cunts balls as earrings!. :evil:

if you were really cunted you wouldnt be here. just like me

i'm hardcore

i made £30 tips tonight  :king:

Lightweights.

15 years in prison  :mrgreen:

this alan leighton?

http://www.alanleighton.co.uk/photo.html

No!

Alan Leighton is the chairman of Royal Mail and used to be chairman of Leeds United.

This is Alan Leighton

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/Alan20Leighton_0001.jpg

It is an offence under section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986 if you use threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour or disorderly behaviour within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress. There must be a victim present at the scene of the crime. That person must be identified, but need not be brought to court. Police officers are unlikely to be victims of this offence.

This is the lowest-level public order offence. It is intended to cover minor acts of hooliganism, especially behaviour directed at the elderly and other vulnerable groups. It was much criticised when it was introduced in the Public Order Act because it covered behaviour that was generally not considered to be criminal. In particular, it covers behaviour that falls short of violence or the threat or fear of violence.

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He took the piss out of someone then.

I didn't though- that I remember. It was a bunch of mates out together. Thats what lads do? Was only having a laugh  :evil:

Or Mr Corrupt as i like to call him.  :evil: