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Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:38:52 ... but to be honest it made me laugh
Ellen MacArthur has given up on her world record attempt after being overtaken by a Sri Lankan on a deckchair :D Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:41:03 Heard that one on the night of Mr Roy Carroll making himself look like Northern Ireland's second choice goalkeeper (oh... I see), which was however many days ago.
Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:54:45 how do you stop a baby crying?
use more vaseline. Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:55:39 you cruel c*nts
Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: Anonymous on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:56:50 What's cruel about it? They have proberley donated and if not fair play to them
Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:56:54 Quote from: "oxford_fan" how do you stop a baby crying? use more vaseline. :D Victoria Beckham has been reported as to having an affair with Gary Glitter. Glitter, however, denies the allegations- saying he was in Brooklyn at the time Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:58:44 old Dave, very old
Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:58:56 Quote from: "Reeves4manager" What's cruel about it? They have proberley donated and if not fair play to them I was being sarcastic, and c*nt is my favourite word. Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: townfangeezer on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 19:38:20 dave_m_russell is a cunt
If it was your little girl or father that died out there and not somone else's, I bet they would not see the funny said of your horror just two weeks on, you really are a fucking asshole as in all your posts, why you dont go and 'mainline' and die in a hole you twisted fuck Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: Amir on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 20:00:01 You have to laugh at horrible things mate, it's a way of dealing with horrible things of this nature. Of course you'd feel different if it involved someone close to you, but as long as it's not motivated by hate, there's nothing wrong with a joke.
Not that it was funny. Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: townfangeezer on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 20:17:22 Quote from: "Amir Khan" You have to laugh at horrible things mate, it's a way of dealing with horrible things of this nature. Of course you'd feel different if it involved someone close to you, but as long as it's not motivated by hate, there's nothing wrong with a joke. Not that it was funny. Rubbish, you believe laughing at people when they get killed ' is a way of dealing with it' Would you laugh if your dad got killed in a car crash? or if your sister was raped tonight?? but you seem to think it's ok to laugh and mock these people because you don't know them, don't make excuses you are cruel people Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 20:24:18 Santa Claus couldnt visit the maldives this year :( . So he sent them a wave instead
Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: townfangeezer on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 20:27:08 fuck it, I'm going dogging : :P
Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: Amir on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 21:14:24 Quote from: "townfangeezer" Rubbish, you believe laughing at people when they get killed ' is a way of dealing with it' Would you laugh if your dad got killed in a car crash? or if your sister was raped tonight?? but you seem to think it's ok to laugh and mock these people because you don't know them, don't make excuses you are cruel people Quote from: "Amir Khan" Of course you'd feel different if it involved someone close to you... And my point was that if it mocks people, then it's not on. I've had horrible things happen to me in the past involving alcoholism/drug addiction/suicide/car deaths etc. etc. Same as most people. Doesn't mean I can't laugh at these subjects. In fact I think I need to. Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 23:12:48 What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard!!! Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: janaage on Friday, January 14, 2005, 09:26:46 Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo" What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!!! Quality!!!! That's a great one!! Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 14, 2005, 09:56:08 If we're all at it...
On the day of Jill Dando's death, she had been arguing with her husband about some home improvement ideas... he wanted to paint the front door green, but she was dead against it... Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:18:53 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" If we're all at it... On the day of Jill Dando's death, she had been arguing with her husband about some home improvement ideas... he wanted to paint the front door green, but he was dead against it... IF you are gonna tell a morbid joke get it right love :wink: read it again :D Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:22:46 Doh! Should be better now. Thanks for being a smart arse...
Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:27:43 :wink: you know me :D
Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:31:20 Unfortunately, yes... :wink:
How you been keeping, Bird? Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:41:27 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Unfortunately, yes... :wink: How you been keeping, Bird? Very well thanks and you? We just don't talk anymore like we used to Dave :( Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:43:00 Yeah good. Start a new job Monday, so today is a doss.
I haven't been around much for the last month, that's probably why. Horse surviving the winter ok? Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, January 14, 2005, 10:46:16 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Yeah good. Start a new job Monday, so today is a doss. I haven't been around much for the last month, that's probably why. Horse surviving the winter ok? Well done, hope it is more money than your old job! Horsey is fine thanks, he still fat, for this time of year! Have you got over your online gambling addiction yet? Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 14, 2005, 11:06:07 Job is only slightly better money, but its all server stuff now, so hopefully i can make something out of it.
Yeah, since i moved out i have started playing poker with humans, its much better if you win, to physically take their cash from their grubby little paws. More skint than ever, what with bills etc though. :( Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, January 14, 2005, 11:23:21 you will have to teach me to play poker then as I am moving out in a few weeks, I have all the poor stuff to look forward to :cry:
Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: McLovin on Friday, January 14, 2005, 11:51:13 i think Yeovil and Dave Russel are more experienced in the online variety, you could try them?
Title: Very cruel, tastless joke... Post by: DMR on Friday, January 14, 2005, 21:55:48 Yeh I'll teach you
If you want proper crude jokes then try this one... How do we know Princess Di didn't have dandruff? Because they found her head and shoulders on the dashboard... |