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What with this forum becoming increasingly metrosexual, I thought it was high time to post some cooking tips - I'm about to embark on making an omlette.  What the fuck do I do?  I've broken three eggs and can't stomach three fried ones so thought of an omlette.  I've got some cheese to put in it?  And some BBQ sauce.  Fire away!  I want to eat it with The Simpsons so hurry!

brack some eggs and whisk in a bowl, add a bit of water. cook in a frying pan, put in cheese and filling whilst in frying pan, takes about 5 mins to cook!

I am cooking a chicken and brocolli bake in a white wine sauce. yum.

Yeah water is better to use than milk, better texture. Don't know ho i know that  :oops:

 Not sure what that means but it sounds  :fag:

  Strikes me that this forum has a large number of unreconstructed lads, who are less than in touch with their feminine side.

 Get a fork and beat the eggs, put a splash of milk and beat it bung in  more or less anything else thats around and leftover, fry it up bung some herbs in the eggs.

 Wack the grill on, fry the egg mixture for a bit, then wack it under the grill to finish.

So what's the difference between an omelette and scrambled eggs?

Are scrambled eggs actually a mashed up Omelette?

I've gone off omlettes after I found a hair in one I ate whilst in cyprus this summer :dead: Nasty.

  More or less.

  I've spent many years trying to replicate a good Spanish Omlette,  or tortilla, which without doubt is the finest there is.  just can't seem to get it right though.

Takes a long time to do a tortilla Reg, at least half an hour.  They are lush though.

I reckon milk is better than water, also you should noty cook the omlette fully, but when nearly ready fold it onto the plate so that the inside is gooey.  Top.

Mmmmm extra flavour. :mrgreen:

 :? No!just no!ewwwww...........ewwww sweaty foreign taste ew......

Racist....   :D

Cheers guys, didn't turn out too bad,  though forgot to add milk/water but nothing bad happened...!

You cant beat an Mushroom,cheese and Bacon omlette  :P

Yeah you can :roll:

 So have you managed to do one that is remotely like a Spanish effort, I've followed recipes and sort of end up with a fried potato and onion omlette, OK but lacking that Iberian something.

Mushrooms, the root of all evil! Vile little things! :chunder:

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?







You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank  :D

Walrus, you nicked my yoke (sort of)

Always use milk!

Milk is always best, just like it is better to use milk rather than water when making porridge.

My firt ever part time job was as a chef in a restaurant and I was in charge of the omelettes.

Cook your ingredients in the pan first, spread out evenly then add the mix for a more even texture.  Sprinkle with two cheeses, under the grill to melt and cook the top off then in one even movement you should fold the omelette out and over itself onto the plate.

I’ve tried all sorts of combos but can’t beat a good solid 3 egg, - 3 cheese omelette.



You can't beat a bit of wank with your egg.

Don't forget to pierce the film and remove all packaging.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

And leave to stand for 1 minute!

believe it or not I prepare and cook my own meals thank you, cuntface  :wink: