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Title: Gird your loins Post by: larwood on Monday, November 21, 2005, 08:21:03 Not sure if someone might have already posted this :) .But if your going to the World cup next year,the German authorities are expecting an influx of at least 40,000 prostitutes :shock: .
A German Green party councillor said"My message to England fans would be:Behave sensibly,don't drink too much,use a condom.And don't expect a love relationship". Listen to the ladies lads! :) Title: Gird your loins Post by: fatbury on Monday, November 21, 2005, 08:27:05 Cant wait!
Title: Gird your loins Post by: Whits on Monday, November 21, 2005, 08:40:23 Quote And don't expect a love relationship :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :D Title: Gird your loins Post by: Leggett on Monday, November 21, 2005, 19:16:47 they're building special wooden huts in the red light districts of some cities to try and keep them off the streets, and away from unsuspecting fans!
Title: Gird your loins Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, November 21, 2005, 19:19:08 They actually cut benefits in Germany if women do not agree to work in legal brothels if offered a job! :nuts:
Title: Gird your loins Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, November 21, 2005, 19:26:20 I was playing trivial pursuit yesterday and one of the questions was 'In a Poll in 1997, what did 25% of female schoolchildren in Russia want to do as a profession'?
The answer was prostitution. :-))( Title: Gird your loins Post by: Spud on Monday, November 21, 2005, 19:27:23 Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC" I was playing trivial pursuit yesterday and one of the questions was 'In a Poll in 1997, what did 25% of female schoolchildren in Russia want to do as a profession'? The answer was prostitution. :-))( The parents must have been so proud of their Daughters. Title: Gird your loins Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 21, 2005, 19:28:48 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" They actually cut benefits in Germany if women do not agree to work in legal brothels if offered a job! :nuts: Yeah I heard that as well. Didn't the government lose a court battle with that though? Title: Gird your loins Post by: Sade on Monday, November 21, 2005, 20:38:08 Its ok I suppose if you like birds with masses of under arm hair :wink: :D
(saying that english men usually go for anything with a heart beat) Title: Gird your loins Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 21, 2005, 20:46:43 If England and Germany play and England win, you could come back and say to your mates that England stuffed the German's twice (or more if you have the money) :wink:
Title: Gird your loins Post by: Spud on Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 06:16:58 Quote from: "sade" Its ok I suppose if you like birds with masses of under arm hair :wink: :D (saying that english men usually go for anything with a heart beat) Oooooh thats libel right there. :o Title: Gird your loins Post by: Sade on Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 08:32:35 shpud its true and everybody knows it :D Jordan is a stereotype of what many(not all) english men go for, Big tits and rough face. Thats all I'm going to say hehe.
Title: Gird your loins Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 08:40:53 I thought ze krauts were importing thai's and philopenos though? It wont be a hand shandy from some leiderhosen wearing shot puter, but I bet it cost more than five dollar!!
Title: Gird your loins Post by: Luci on Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 08:55:54 Quote from: "land_of_bo" I thought ze krauts were importing thai's and philopenos though? It wont be a hand shandy from some leiderhosen wearing shot puter, but I bet it cost more than five dollar!! And that makes it so much better!!! :mrgreen: Title: Gird your loins Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 09:08:46 If that floats your boat I guess it does....Just wonder what they will do with them all once the world cup finishes....? You can bet your five dollar they wont be going home!
Title: Gird your loins Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 10:37:08 Quote from: "Leggett" they're building special wooden huts in the red light districts of some cities to try and keep them off the streets, and away from unsuspecting fans! yeah i heard that, they're going to basically build Whore City.Title: Gird your loins Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 11:26:55 I thought that was Cowley Road in Oxford?
Title: Gird your loins Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, November 22, 2005, 19:55:13 nowt wrong with cowley road :x
Title: Gird your loins Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, November 23, 2005, 14:21:20 i never seen a prossie in oxford actually, plenty in norwich, london though.
Title: Gird your loins Post by: glenn hoddle on Wednesday, November 23, 2005, 17:32:18 Quote from: "land_of_bo" I thought ze krauts were importing thai's and philopenos though? It wont be a hand shandy from some leiderhosen wearing shot puter, but I bet it cost more than five dollar!! What it will be is lots of women from Poland because Poland is a poorer country and has a border with Germany. In Poland the average weekly wage is about 50 quid a week so they will be able to earn good money. Polish women are nice. They are usually blonde similar to swedish women coz sweeden is only a short distance away across the baltic sea and the vikings used to come over there and put it about a bit. Remember that blonde woman who was in Crocodile Dundee she was Polish. Title: Gird your loins Post by: janaage on Wednesday, November 23, 2005, 17:34:44 Wasn't Janet Jackson originally from Poland too?
Title: Gird your loins Post by: glenn hoddle on Wednesday, November 23, 2005, 17:50:13 Quote from: "janaage" Wasn't Janet Jackson originally from Poland too? Don't think so. Sure you don't mean Portland. Title: Gird your loins Post by: Bedford Red on Friday, December 9, 2005, 18:08:30 http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=11489&url=http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1637200.html?menu=
They seem to have their prostitutes well organized over there, special deal for the unemployed :D Title: Gird your loins Post by: Sussex on Friday, December 9, 2005, 18:34:40 Any reason in particular you chose to dig this thread up Bedford? :D
You don't have to wait 'til the World Cup.. www.adultwork.co.uk :oops: Edit: Bloody hell, there's loads round here :shock: Title: Gird your loins Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, December 9, 2005, 20:36:50 Sounds whoresome!
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