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Title: Email Spam Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 00:51:22 I seem to be inundated with absolute crap of late largely for "Vlagara" but this was a turn up for the books, to my home address as well.
Quote Good afternoon Mrs Townend; I send you the availability and the rates for your reservation. Best regards; Sara López Dept. Reservas La Pleta Hotel & Spa www.lapleta.com Ctra. de Baqueira a Beret, C.1700 25598 Baqueira - LLeida Tel: +34 973 645 550 Fax: +34 973 645 555 Title: Email Spam Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 09:35:10 :D
That's class. Title: Email Spam Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 09:38:03 Mrs Townend??
i thought you was a male dazzza, or was it to your weekend address??? :wink: Title: Email Spam Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 09:39:23 Which humourous chap set dazzza up then?
Title: Email Spam Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 10:36:37 I got this one in my yahoo not long ago, It Def was not me that sent this!!!
Comments: Sir, it is about time the Conservatives won the next General Election. As a staunch Conservative supporter, I cannot stand 'New' Labour being in power anymore. Please will you get this poor country out of the hands of Mr 'Bullshit' Blair and back into your safe hands. To try and be helpful, here are some pointers for you. 1. Get the council tax cost down and change the valuation law on it. As it stands, no-one is happy with it and it doesn't make sense. 2. Stop the nanny state, I doubt I need to explain this to you. 3. Get our troops out of Iraq as Mr Blair has made the biggest mistake of his life here with his lies, although I admit I was glad to see the back of Saddam. 4. Sort out the illegal immigrants, we are too small an island to cope with them all, clamp down hard and deport all the people that shouldn't be here. 5. Sort out the housing market (we cannot possibly afford to buy in the present market). 6. Sort out the income tax (and other taxes) which are so high that we (as a family) are really struggling. 7. Bin the hunting ban, the only people that want it are the media hacks and their cronies and they have no idea what they are talking about. Oh, David Cameron (our local MP) is excellent by the way!! Best of luck. my name, Oxon -------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Ms Myname, Thank you for your recent email to Michael Howard and the thoughtful comments you made on a wide range of issues. He has asked me to reply to you on his behalf. It was kind of you to write; your views will be carefully considered. A lot of the issues you raise are being raised by the Party at present and we campaigned hard on many of the issues during the election. Yours sincerely, David Beal Office of the Leader of the Opposition. -----Original Message----- From: Sent: 20 September 2005 22:41 To: HOWARD, Michael Subject: Email to Michael Howard Feedback submitted from the Conservative Party Website. ----------------------------------------- Has MHWG written all over it. I registered him at GAY.com just incase it was :D Title: Email Spam Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 10:40:22 lot of sense in that email Birdy :scribe:
Title: Email Spam Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 10:47:01 yeah but it has nothing to do with me
Title: Email Spam Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 10:49:16 Quote from: "fatbury" lot of sense in that email Birdy :scribe: fatbury you endear yourself to me more and more :cry: Title: Email Spam Post by: Nils on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 11:28:57 Good stuff!
Title: Email Spam Post by: Whits on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 11:57:04 i got this
Quote If fishing is a religion, fly fishing is high church. Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are. A great man's greatest good luck is to die at the right time. He's the type who makes mountains out of molehills and then sells climbing equipment. The habit of looking on the best side of every event is worth more than a thousand pounds a years. :| Title: Email Spam Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 12:09:54 Re-post...
Quote Sir and Madam, We know that you are loking for 2 girls BUT please read our e-mail. We are young people from Poland-EU country ( a couple, 24 years) who are looking for jobs in UK and Ireland (all Europe) . We both can work as general assistants to undartake all the followingin: houskeeping, waiting on, kitchen duties in hause,hotel, bar , we can work in garden,looking for children, cook, etc... We are able to do a physically demanding job. We ensure You all standards of cleanliness, hygiene and image.We love being with people and we are not afraid of long hours. We are non-smokers,non-conflicted, trustworthy people. We have driving-licence, good personality and English skills. We are open-hearted, friendly and honesty. We love work with animals. We have expierience. Krzysztof worked as a gate- keeper, his job job included: gardening ( mowes down grass, cuts out dead wood,etc) fatigue duties, minor repairs ( repaired tap, etc), tinkers, ocassionaly running errands. He also took care of 2 dogs and house when owners were absent. Krzysztof is willing to learn new things, he helped people with painting house and fence.He cooks very well. Paulina worked as a house-maid. She looked after 8 years girl. She always focused exactly on her duties: cooked meals for child, played with girl, red storybooks, carried child to school, etc. She is energetic, well-preapered and punctual young woman . Paulina’s job included also cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, laundry, ironing and some food shoping. She very good takes care of animals. She is willing to do all kinds of work. If our qualifications meet your requirements, we would be pleased to receive futher details about job and salary you are offering. We will send our photos. If you don’t contact us, you won’t know what a great oporunity you will missed. Kind regards. Paulina Durska and Krzysztof Ostrow That was about 3 months back to the site admin address. Paulina is breastfeeding me as I type. Title: Email Spam Post by: Sade on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 18:11:00 I once received an email from a man showing me pictures of his Willy.He had obviously got the wrong adress.It said something like 'here are the pictures you have been longer for joanne' uurgh :? Whats worst was as I was reading it my mum was stood behind me.
Title: Email Spam Post by: Spud on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 20:56:24 Quote from: "sade" I once received an email from a man showing me pictures of his Willy.He had obviously got the wrong adress.It said something like 'here are the pictures you have been longer for joanne' uurgh :? Whats worst was as I was reading it my mum was stood behind me. You must have told him that you were Joanne. :mrgreen: Title: Email Spam Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 21:04:11 Quote from: "sade" I once received an email from a man showing me pictures of his Willy.He had obviously got the wrong adress.It said something like 'here are the pictures you have been longer for joanne' uurgh :? Whats worst was as I was reading it my mum was stood behind me. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:Title: Email Spam Post by: Sade on Wednesday, November 9, 2005, 07:25:06 :x No I did not :D I'm still mentally distburbed to this very day by that I'll av ye know.
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "sade" I once received an email from a man showing me pictures of his Willy.He had obviously got the wrong adress.It said something like 'here are the pictures you have been longer for joanne' uurgh :? Whats worst was as I was reading it my mum was stood behind me. You must have told him that you were Joanne. :mrgreen: Title: Email Spam Post by: jim on Wednesday, November 9, 2005, 07:27:55 Quote from: "Whits" i got this Quote If fishing is a religion, fly fishing is high church. Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are. A great man's greatest good luck is to die at the right time. He's the type who makes mountains out of molehills and then sells climbing equipment. The habit of looking on the best side of every event is worth more than a thousand pounds a years. :| That has to have been from Banbury Red :chunder: Title: Email Spam Post by: Whits on Sunday, May 14, 2006, 11:50:06 a new one for the townend collection, if anyone can work this out let me know
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