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Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:12:38 I went into work this afternoon just to get some food and I also got given my payslip. It was for £58 and I thought something is fucking up so I went and asked to look at the timesheet and I was £17 short. They said they would put it in next weeks pay.
So when I got home I checked out all my pay slips and the cunts owe me £114. I spoke to the head chef he is French BTW and he Said "ze bastards, I go fucking beat up the cunts" and I got my £114 in cash! so it wasnt all that bad I spose. But he got into shit last week cos I worked 32 hours in 2 days so now I have to con them and right down my hours in different slots so that it looks like my hours are spread accross the week! Title: Well pissed Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:15:31 Getting pissed is always the answer.
Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:16:22 Yea I am saving for a car at the mo. I will get pissed on friday tho.
Title: Well pissed Post by: DMR on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:18:30 I got paid 412 pounds today ace 8)
Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:22:23 I just get fucked off wiv the amount that gets taken out in tax.
Title: Well pissed Post by: DMR on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:24:04 You pay tax? How old are you and what do you earn?
Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:28:21 I am 16 and on about £75 -£100 a week.
Obviosly I earn a lot more in the holidays and I have agreed to do a fuck load of extra shifts as christmas approaches. Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:29:23 Having looked it up overall I have earnt just over 1k in 2 and half months.
Title: Well pissed Post by: DMR on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:30:44 16 and 75 quid a week, there's no way you should be paying tax mate (i think), sort out a PAYE or a P46
Title: Well pissed Post by: Sade on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:33:57 I don't pay tax and I'm 16,national insurance is around a tenner though but I know people that pay nearly 20 so I suppose that is not too bad.
Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:34:52 Yea I know I can claim it bk but aparently I have to wait til the end of the financial year.
Cant claim back NI tho. Title: Well pissed Post by: Super_Taff on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:35:01 Dont work as much... be a scrounger half the bastards in this country seem to do it!
U no who i mean in particular ey dave... Title: Well pissed Post by: DMR on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:36:00 No, can't say I do.
Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:36:27 I have worked hard for every penny I have. I have a load of jobs but this is the only one who desnt pay cash in hand. Cos I do free lance butchering and tractor driving and milking.
Title: Well pissed Post by: yeo on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:37:24 Quote from: "Nils" I have worked hard for every penny I have. I have a load of jobs but this is the only one who desnt pay cash in hand. Cos I do free lance butchering and tractor driving and milking. 8) Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:40:18 You can earn a fortune. Especially as I get some farmer friends ringing me up asking me to come and do a couple of pigs or a couple of lambs for them. I also charge £30 if I have to kill them.
Title: Well pissed Post by: DMR on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:42:53 Fucking hell.
When I was 16 the only thing I killed was the odd insect (and a cat) Title: Well pissed Post by: Super_Taff on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:44:26 A certain counterstrike n00b....
dont say his name it comes up with his address if u google it!! Title: Well pissed Post by: Sade on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:46:12 :shock: You don't kill the baby ones do you?
Quote from: "Nils" You can earn a fortune. Especially as I get some farmer friends ringing me up asking me to come and do a couple of pigs or a couple of lambs for them. I also charge £30 if I have to kill them. Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:47:24 They are the ones that were born in march april time.
Title: Well pissed Post by: Sade on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:49:19 :( Poor babas.Save the lambs!fuck the pigs,they make nice bacon :D
Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:52:46 So you don't like roast lamb or lamb chops.
Title: Well pissed Post by: Sade on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:53:31 :( I refuse to eat baby ballams.
Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 21:55:53 All to their own I suppose.
Title: Well pissed Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, November 7, 2005, 22:00:22 Quote from: "sade" :( I refuse to eat baby ballams. Its all summat about mutton. Title: Well pissed Post by: Nils on Monday, November 7, 2005, 22:01:06 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Clever! Title: Well pissed Post by: Spud on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 06:16:00 Im not a big fan of Lamb chops, the fuckers havent got much meat on them.
Title: Well pissed Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, November 8, 2005, 09:40:19 Lamb is lovely. As is good roast pork with crackling. Without wanting to sound like Sussex, i love meat.
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