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Right guys and gals, I've seen this on a few other forums and I think we should have one.

The idea is simple. Post any random crap about love, life, bananas, the universe etc... Where the thread goes, nobody knows!

I'll start with a good day/bad day theme...

Today is a good day because:
Got a letter from Rachel (The Northern Chick - http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4291&highlight=whiley) Inviting me to her 21st. Told her I couldn't make it due to work, but have actually arranged it with her dad to be there as a surprise. There's no way I'm missing out on a 21st birthday party attended by loads of early 20's Northern birds :twisted:

Today is a bad day because:
My insurance company have told me they've closed the case on claiming any cash from the French bloke who pulled out in front of me. No compo for Sussex then. Wankers!

Over to you lot...

Today is good because: I'm seeing her tomorrow, and I can't wait to put it all to bed, or sort something out, and I will inevitably get laid.  It's also good as I posted in here first.   8)

Bad: Too much fucking work, I can't concentrate, a mate has fallen out with her boyfriend (one of my best mates) and I'm caught in between yet his girlfriend is using me as a confide, putting me in a very awkward place.  I'm also losing the mullet today...

I think I'm drinking too much.

Good :- as there is sod all to do at work and Mondays always go quick and footy on telly tonite to watch

Bad :- Cant go to Boston replay as ive got a bloody course that week! :-))(

Good - Ive just had a nice lunch and am talking to marie again
Bad - Ive got nothing to do tonight

shite but all I could think of

good : I am still alive
Bad : I am still here!!

Bad - it's monday, so I'm at work
Good - I don't have to walk/cyle home as I have my car here for the first time in months.

Good - the sun is shining !!!!  8)
Bad - Mother-in-law is still here and my wife & I have to wait another week to find out if our IVF treatment was successful   :twisted:  :evil:

good - i'm still alive after the weekend and i've met a quality chick

bad - my bank balance is fucked, the chick is fucking off at the end of the month and i'm hungover from saturday night  :x

Good Day - After a four day weekend in London, I'm feeling healthy than in a long time and really happy

Bad Day - I'm wearing a thick coat while sat at my desk in work - the boiler's gone and its feckin freezing in the office (warmer outside!)

Good: It's my day off. I have managed to get FM2006 to work so my afternoon should be well occupied :P

Bad: I have a house inspection tomorrow and my room is in dire need of a clean.  To top it off I'm cooking dinner for everyone tonight as well. Oh yeah, for some reason I'm poor again  :evil:

Good - had a good weekend, it's now lunchtime so I'll play a bit of fm2006
Bad - lunch finishes at 2...

good - 4.5 days left at work  :P

Bad- I may have bird flu
Good- I'm still alive (barely)

I told you staying up for 34 hours would catch up with you!

Sympathy factor zero   :wink:

Yeah, i'll admit, I deserve it! Just hope I survive for long enough to see us thrash the Brizzle scum

Good.
sun is out and i'm sat playing FM2005 at work

Bad.
I'm at work and look like getting sacked by Liverpool on FM2005

a vicous(sp) circle eh

Good:
I've just stuffed myself full of fresh bread and chicken (no... not up the Butt either!)

Bad:
At Work - not at home listening to my iPod whilst half asleep on the settee... with a bar of whole nut within reaching distance.

Anyone else started their Xmas shopping yet? And no, your other half having made a start for you does not count.

Good - I'm not DV85

Bad - I am at work, and i have to miss Spurs v Bolton because i have my Spanish course tonight.

have a nite off!

Good-Work went quick and was a laugh because two women had a slagging off match and I thought it was hilarious and I did'nt spend my wages this weekend which means I have lots of money left.


Bad-its fucking cold outside.

Today I mastered the three point turn.  Had pork and mustard with home made bread sandwiches, an apple and a diet coke for lunch 6/10 (let down by lack of a substantial after).

At present I’m trying to clock what this year’s top selling Christmas toy will be so I can charge desperate parents 500% up on the retail price the week before Christmas.  

So far I have nailed it down to Robosapiens or Dr Who remote control Daleks.  I’m favouring the latter as mugs are already paying £30 on top of retail on ebay while stocks are still aplenty.

After I’m done there I’m going to start sniffing at the Christmas number one releases although I must confess I’m pretty sure it’ll be X-Factors bin man at number one.  Will check out the odds later and maybe chuck a few early quid at it while the goings still good.

good - start of "reading week" today so i have even less at uni than normal. lost one game of pes5 online in the last 12.

bad - i actually do need to do alot of reading.

you've given up on the mature ladies then?

good - spent half the day in the pub playing pool with tanisha, i'm skill!

bad - i've still not got my fucking cd player fitted.

Good; Got paid

Bad; Got underpaid

Good: Piss easy day playing fm at work.

Bad: Is it friday yet?!

You call your cue Tanisha?  :nuts:

Good: got paid 412 quid from my fit boss who was wearing small, tight clothes  8)

Bad: Had to stifle resulting hard on

you're in a strange mood tonight  :D

So would I be if we'd just landed Graham fucking Rix

I know! Not sure why! :oops:

http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/geomil.jpg

Theres a picture of George and Mildred 8)

Gorge

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/Edinburgh_STFC/Gorge.jpg

and Mildew

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/Edinburgh_STFC/Mildew.jpg

http://www.80scartoons.co.uk/kingrollo13.jpg

King Rollo 8)

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I hate Tuesdays worse than Mondays  :x

Today I have spent mostly creating network diagrams and have not even stopped for lunch. Tonight I shall drink beer to compensate my lack of lunchage and come in hungover tomorrow.

i have to go to work soon and drive to essex and back,when iv'e got a fridge full of beer  :(

good day, only 3 days left in the office.... :beers:

i think it would sound better if fans chanted.we are iffy's red and white army. rather than.iffy onoura's red and white army

I think....you're wrong.... :D

no,i'm always right

I had some pork and apricot thing for lunch today. Sounds horrid, was actually quite nice. Had swede as an accompniement (The vegetable, not Sven or Ulrikakakakakaka)

Today was good.Went shopping after work and spent £60 in new look 8) also some christmas presents too.

Yesterday was shit, today is ever shittier, tomorrow has potential to be an utter disaster and no I don't want to discuss it further.  :x

On BBC Jockland tonight sees The Unemployed v The Sheep.

First person to guess the teams wins a spatula doused in flatulance.

Today was a good day, bought a BiOrb fish tank and have now got a little fishy swimming around :D

Pictures to follow, hopefully

today was shit, i worked my ass of and i dont get paid for another 3  weeks  :x

Random-My friend at work said she found a blood clot in a steak and kidney pie once which made me feel sick.

 :smile1:

Wish I hadn't pulled a sickie at work yesterday.

Good idea at the time, but I'm stupidly behind now  :|

Random - on the way back to my car from the Merlin saturday after football I found a five pound note in a puddle....

Thats mine :o

Why did you leave it in a puddle?

Liar it's mine

Well, who's ever it is.....its been converted into dollars now  8)

Yeovil, is the rodbourne arms your local?

Not really but I go in there from time to time as its my little brothers local.

my local is the new and refurbished windmill which is now a good pub and has a mini footy stadium thing  :D

I don't have a local, I hardly ever drink in 'zes.

Have you ever come across the man with the moustache and two dogs?

Yes those dogs attacked Tommy they dont like Staffs apparently.

I often used to take Tom up there with me when I only had the one dog.

Thats my uncle  :shake:

Tells the wife he isnt going to the pub, but to walk the dogs.....

 It's weird how dogs pick out a particular breed for hating.My dog hates greyhounds, if he ever caught one he'd mess it up proper :x

Good day - I have many locals. Tetsed our newly created beer bong. Downed a pint in 6 seconds. Proceding to get drunk now. :D  8)  :P  :beers:  :guinness:

Bad day - I found out that PriceWaterhouseCoopers wanted me to attend an interview/pyschometric test day that proceeds a team building exercise day, but didn't contact me about it! About 15 students out of those who applied (less than 40) get jobs that pay £21k starting rising to £30 k in 3 years. I'm really pissed off!  :evil:  :x  :(

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

She must know hes always in there

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=8718055571&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:IT

Won this on e-bay earlier for a quid.

Will bring back a few memories when I give it a listen.  :D

Found out recently, from a mutual friend, that an ex (from a couple of years ago) is getting married next month. To a Cuban hotel manager (she's an air hostess, they met on one of her long haul jollys)

Fair play to the bloke, he gets paid about 10p (exaggerated, but you know what I mean) an hour over there, and now gets a legal ticket to stay in the UK for citizenship, and a 50/50 stake in the flat she's just bought. Stupid bint!

We carried on 'doing stuff', and I take great satisfaction that I boned her the week before he proposed  :mrgreen:

She was lovely (5'9, blonde, 36DD, innocent girl next door look), and bought tickets for us to see Swindon v Blackpool at home as a birthday present a few years ago.

I fucked up though. But that's another story  :D

I'm not bitter, honest  :D

Yesterday I saw Ricky Shakes and Nicky Nicolau while I was at work (Sainsbury's  :oops: ). They asked where the Rose wine was, Nicky didnt realise it was the colour of the wine. Anyway, apparently they had "some girls coming over". I hope Ricky didn't injure himself. :wink:

Sainsbury's really is the place to shop if you want to go footballer spotting. In the month I have worked there I have seen: Jenks, Iffy, CC-P, Nicho, Ricky and Nicky onseveral occasions. 8)  Oh and Matt Heywood.

PWC are good to work for, they will pay for your membership to the Insitute of Chartered Accountants once you have completed the course, if you do it.  This costs about £600 - 700 for the first year.

Yeah I'm going to contact them about it because it's fairly annoying , especially as the application took an hour and a half to complete

Today I feel like shet,got a cold and a farking headache. In the house on my bill cos my family have gone away to the canary islands for a week(They had better bring me back a nice prezzy or I will give them the guilt trip).I'm staying at my auntys every night though which is ok though because shes a good cook and my older cousins let me stay up late and buy me drinks 8) I get to sleep in the spare room with a big double bed and a bathroom which is fairly kewl.
Random-I heard a cat screaming last night and I got really scared.Now I'm afraid to leave the back door incase theres a dead cat and fur everywhere out there.

Cat fur everywhere!  Hopefully not.  Did see two pigeon wings on the way home from work yesterday, not nice. And also drove my car into another one of those silly pillars at sainsburys, luckily the pillar looked like it was more injured than my car  :mrgreen:

bad news - fiver down after footy on Saturday .. cant work out why

good news - gonna get my swindon ticket for Friday today YAY!

Bad news today - missus told me she wants me to leave  :cry:

Oh well, 12 years down the drain..................

Good News - should get to more away games  :P

Every cloud, SS...  :wink:

Sheepshagger .. the names get stranger by the day!

Bloody good first post tho! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Bloody hell chap, that's a first post and a half!

come and live with me, i am looking for a new bloke  :wink:

yes and Abingdon is a lovely area  :mrgreen:

Don't scare the poor bloke away :wink:

thanks for that larwood.  I dunno how I can scare him when he is the sheep shagger  :D

Sorry peeps !!

Was a bit mad for a first post - didn't want to give everyone a downer  :cry:

It will be alright - as I said more away games  :P

Not sure Abingdon is my cup of tea though - but thanks for the offer  :oops:

Might be all I can get for a while  :soapy tit wank:

What, Birdy or sheep?? :wink:

(Don't hurt me, Ms. Bird)

:shock:

How dare you insult Birdy!

Birdy can take it... she's cool. 8)

sometimes my humour is wasted on this forum !  :-))(

Put it to a poll...

"Is Fatbury's humour wasted on this forum?"

 - Yes
 - No
 - Humour??

 :P

Humour??

see i knew you didnt get it!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I think fatbury's hilarious, he comes across like one desperate mofo.I bet given half the chance he'd dig up a badger and bum it.

Ok well compared to Spacey's humour I have to admit im second best!

Nice to have u back!

Spacey left?!

well he hasnt posted much lately :-))(

Have you missed me fatbury? I'm off work this week, I was going to fight people on here but I've been too busy playing Brian Lara cricket stuff on the PS2.

 If anyone wants a fight then I'm free for the next hour or so.

I'll give you a knuckle sandwich blackcurrant .....Then a big hug  :D

(makes note to self )  :scribe:

be abusive to Birdy as you get hugs after !  :wink:

Fatbury you really do scare me!

(and me)
 :shock:

if there was an offended emoticon .. id be using it now! :x

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

i can picture Blackcurrants response at his desk now


'ummmmm, sandwhich.....'

with ham and colslaw, yummy  :D

good thing - 2nd day off work sick, watched willow this morning and i'm planning to watch labriynth this afternoon, i feel like i'm 10 again

bad thing - i feel like i'm about to cough up a lung  :x

Two classics.

Did you know the acor who played Willow also played Wicket the ewok in Star Wars and a few years back ended up as a stripper.

fair play, that willow bloke is quality. I did forget how fit Jennifer Connelly from labrynth, i never really noticed it when i was 10 however watching it again its certainly cheered me up.

http://www.celebrities.pl/jennifer_connelly/jennifer8.jpg

And the little fella that played willow and the Ewok was also inside Marv in the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy..i think  :?

talking about midgets i saw some midget porn a couple of weeks ago, was fooking bizzare! highly recommend it  :?

midget porn is hilarious!  :D

Can I have my home made movie back?

No ash you can't, I want to borrow it first  :D

http://www.hotmovies.com/image/14844.video.jpg

i was so glad i was on the way to getting very drunk that night  :|

none of your photos ever seen to work for me Whits  :| all i get is a red x

You're missing out Fatters, she's gorgeous :wink:

you've probably got a filter thing on your pc, its coming from a website called hot movies  :twisted:

ill check at home .. probably work pc block

that is the most awkward thing ever...but funny. :soapy tit wank: anyone mates with any 'midgets'

No offence to the midgets on that picture but they look fucking evil.

I got £20 today for doing some surveys about job prospectuses. Took me an hour and half. Going to do the same tomorrow  :P  On the down side I had to get up at 7 so I could get there on time but at least I'm doing it at 12 tomorrow so I can still have my lie in.

12....thats just pure lazyness!  :shock:  nice work si.

My dog has developed a penchant for chasing old ladies on bikes now all the baby bunnies seemingly effected with myxomatosis have died out.
Oh and i finally brought a poppy today.

good - i won a game of pool
bad - i lost a game of pool

hooray

I'm doing well at poker today as well. Just turned $7 into $30 so hopefully the winning streak will continue.

2 days left at work, 2 days left at work

 :D  :D  :D

i have decided that i like shitting more then sex!

Almost up to $40 now  :D

2 nights left for me.  :beers:

1 day left at uni  :beers:

2 days till weekend!  :beers:

good point - i'm looking forward to shouting lots of abuse to the shitty fans

bad point - i cant find my season ticket, so looks like a trip to the county ground ticket office with a sheepish look on my face... :-))(

good: nothing

bad: nothing

was a bit of a nothing day really

Good; I have Friday off college (no one bothered to tell me til today)
Bad; Left my wallet at home this morning, me and a mate had £1.25 between us and managed to buy 2 danish's and 5 custard doughnuts but I felt sick afterwards.

Good - We won 6-1 in the pool tonight away from home.

Bad - I missed lost again.

Good - Lost is Sky plussed.

Good - I am alive

Bad - Not only does my mother love marie more than she does me, my cat (mr bojangles) also does.  mmmm

I watched Hotel Rwanda for the second time tonight.

If you're into your films and haven't seen it, do it, highly recommended.. Simple film making, but that's what put the point across, absolutely top drawer.

In my all time top 10, definately.

I just got back from the snooker club.  Three of us went and hired a pool table for 2 hours and it cost a fiver between us.  I played suprisingly well tonight as well :D

Bad-Went into Poxford this morning to get me some new threads, but everywhere has their Winter stuff out now, so fuck all in there!

Good-Picked up Football Factory for £7.99, after several good reviews on here. Shall probably watch later

serves you right for going into poxford really

Got paid £20 for an hours work today  :D
Almost up to $50 in pokerroom, will have another go later....at this rate I might break even but I'm not going to surse myself.

I'm feeling so cheery I might even grace the stands of the county ground tomorrow

Too true :|

I've not read any of this, but its not the longest thread ever you lying cuntbuckets :evil:

I've got to go to work 4.30-8 and I've got a shocking headache  :?

good - i'm improving at pool, i was unbeaten today
bad - dave's going to thrash me at pool tomorrow

I'm going to play pool and drink beer in 10 minutes, oh yes.

My day today was brilliant!Everyone was happy and cheerful and I spent most of the day laughing.My new nickname is wankstaine at work :D  :x Cows.
Anyway i have tomorrow off so this is how my day will plan out....

10.30-Wake up,get changed and but some suitable clothes on,do hair etc etc
11.00-INTERVIEW number one is in westbury so I will walk to that.
around 11.30 I will come out go back to my auntys have a cup of tea and then get a lift to my next interview in warminster with my cousin.
(Yes thats TWO interviews in ONE day  :| )

After that I will come back to my house,get changed put on 'thee' red sacred shirt and my cousin will come and pick me up again and off to the county ground we go!

 :king: Who said my schedule was not hectic ay.

good - not alot of effort put in today
bad - didn't do anything!

 :soapy tit wank: pretty shocking day. did go to the gym though.

Good: Looking forward to tommorrow
Bad: Mother is bein a pain in the arse!

Good: I just watched Football Factory, which is ace*
Better: I'll be down the pub in 12 hours
Even better than that: Then it's football time :D



*i'm going to be saying 'cunt' and 'farkin', and trying to have street fights with Brizzle scum tomorrow now :box:

but you are a pussy  :D

Good: Today is the day. Pub at 4.
Bad: In work. But playing fm.  :D

It happened on Saturday :(  but R.I.P John Fowles.

I can't go tonight as I won't get out of work until 7ish, so I'll watch it on TV with my housemate.

He said he hasn't seen a good comedy on Sky for ages.  :x

boooooooooooooooo

good - i just got paid £90
bad - i'm goin to end up spending it all tonight

good: i have no work, am finishing at 4, going straight to the pub
bad: 4 o'clock is still 5 hours away

Good: I am doing nothing.
Bad: I am psyching myself up for a 5 hour stint of politics catchup homework before I go to the pub.

Good: Hopefully we will score as many goals as I can drink pints in the hour and half I will be in the pub  :beers:

Bad: We may not

You wanna farkin' piece of me, you two bob cunt?! :x



(Don't hurt me)

Yeah I fucking do you bucket bummed toad sucker

You'll have some work to do, I can promise that

Good - 0.5 days left in the office

Bad - We've got no goalkeeper or centre backs for our game Sunday

I have 2 major projects coming up, so i am enjoying my quiet time...! What are you giving me?

I'll play centre-half! 8)

Good: STFC bird called Village a bucket bummed toad sucker, officially the best insult ever. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Bad: nothing whatsoever- We're gonna rip city to frickin' pieces! :beers:

These bloody anti-virus patches that wont work on our unix box, you were supposed to be finding out why  :roll:

No, no you will not play cenre-half  :D

oh yeah...

why the hell not?

Village doesn't think so, I made him cry  :D

:cry:

Good - Big game tonite

Bad - weather looks ominous // is it gonna rain?

Lets hope it does tonight :) 8)  Although i don't know if shitty are bringing enough to go on the Stratton Bank

Good: Did quite well in the first day of the test. Also got a feeling England are going to beat Australia.

Bad: I have no voice. GB are probly going tot get stuffed by NZ.

Ahem.

Good:We beat the scum 2-1 :D

Bad:Nothing, because we beat the scum 2-1 :grin:

Good-
*We beat the team I hate the most.
*I have complete control over my cousins and they hate it(they did have lots of excuses though 'we only had 10 men' 'ref was crap' 'we had two injurys' bla bla bla

Bad-
*Its cold still :? thats the only thing I Can think of,I'm still on a natural high!

Tonights plans- I am going out with my friend and some of her mates which should be a laugh,I feel totally hyper :king:
woooooo.

'The ref gave them a goal head start after Tommy Heaton made a perfectly good save'. Get over it City, we deserved to win :beers:

Best thing is I have it all on tape and don't they know it,I have been playing it all morning.Keep rewinding that fantastic fallon goal :twisted:

Good: Had a really good shit
Bad: Nearly shit myself in the process

Its all good still buzzing, might watch the tape again later, another fix before I go on holiday.

Good = We beat city
Bad = we're still bottom

Going up though!!!!!!

Went shopping in Crawley this morning, got home and found a note from my housemate.. We now have a cat (on loan for 6 months as his mate is going travelling). I fucking hate cats!

i like crawley, the place and the team !

 :D   You've obviously been.... many times!

It's totally not full of 9 year old mothers and cunts with burberry caps.   :|   Anyone who lives anywhere in Sussex which isn't Crawley looks down on us with avengence...

My office overlooks the Broadfield Stadium. They've refurbished what used to be the Tavern (bar behind the stand opposite the away end) and it's now a nice bar/restaurant called Redz.

About 300 people work at my company, and Redz started a 2 for 1 promotion on meals for us about 3 weeks ago. This went down a storm with employees, and Friday lunchtimes it was heaving.

HR sent an email out last Friday saying Redz would be open today but not serving food, because.....














the chef is off ill with food poisoning.

The fucking chef!!!

Bit of a PR disaster me thinks!

good - just about every team i like won this weekend, even my pub team

bad - i feel down and skint for some reason  :x

Crawley Keeper, Phil, rocks! ! ! ! real genuine bloke

good, this time tomorrow i'll be in the skies

bad, lost footy this morning against some dirty fucking cunts. Got taken out twice, left shin is bruised and has a nice big lump on it.

One of there players talked our defender went right through him but got the ball.....BUT..... at the time, it was our free kick. He did this about 3 times, tackled us while we trying to take a free kick.

Gayest one was, there 15 knocks the ball past me, clearly going off for a throw in, im about 3 yards back. He jumps and hits the deck. Ref gives a free kick, Im not even neae him....even if I had stuck my leg out I still wouldnt have touched him. As he got up I asked him if he tripped over the end of my knob, then we went off on one about what a dirty cunt I was, and how he had to jump out the way of up dangerously high tackle. I didnt even make one, not directly but their 3rd goal came from that. Fucking joke, dirty cunts the lot of them.

well we lost to the time delay champions today. they were 3-1 up and then we got it back to 3-2 with 4 minutes left, adn by the side of their pitch is a hill and they booted the ball down there and offered to go and get it, but the twat kept falling back down. Knob head

i scored an overhead kick on sunday!! get in!!  :D  :D  we won 5-1 in the cup against stratton

lost 2-1 to auto colour, by all accounts that was the worst performance I have ever had.  Shouldnt have played pub golf on sat night - I am a lightweight

Today was funny :D although I was a bit grossed out.I had to work with an older lady today(early sixties)and she started trying to get something out of her ass crack which I guessed was her pants,I looked at her funny and she said 'sorry I just got to pull this bloody thong out' :| nice old lady!

good - i swore at my boss

bad - got no commission in this months pay check  :disapprove:

Good:
Tomorrow I fly up to Newcastle to see Rachel for the weekend, but she doesn't know I'm coming (it's her 21st birthday party). She's text and emailed to say she's upset I can't make it, so feel a bit guilty for saying I can't be there, but it'll be worth it :twisted:

Bad:
70ish% of my magazine pages 'disappeared' from the server at work overnight. IT 'support' said last nights backup also failed due to 'lack of space on the server' so they're gone forever. FFS! Thats about 3 and a half weeks worth of work by 14 designers and journalists. It was a fucking re-design too, so no templates to work from for next months issue :evil:

****BUMP****

GOOD
It's Monday, tomorrow is Tuesday, and that means i finish tomorrow morning. After that, i am staying with a female friend at her Uni for the weekend. It's her Christmas Ball on Friday night, so hopefully, i'll be in like a dirty shirt with some drunk student 8)

BAD
This weekend of debauchery will probably lead to me missing the Oldham game, which i really wanted to go see after the Rotherham game :(

today is monday. i have been up all night, don't feel tired. have sod all to do which is ace. may go to bed now. a small insight into the mind of johno.

:x  Today I have a stinking cold and have to go to bloody work. As I am writing this I am sneezing quite violently and my eyes are running and I just want to go back to bed grrrrrrrr  :(
On the brighter side I am going out for a christmas dinner tonight  :D

I missed the bus this morning. I was early and it still fucking went. I'm pissed off  :evil: And I got my 'warning level' raised for calling a Bristol fan a prick. If he wasn't such a prick I wouldn't need to call him it...

Surely you should have been given extra annual leave for that. :wink:

Bad, first day back at work after 3 weeks

Good, we won away on Saturday

Good: Swindon won on Saturday, the I went to a party, now I have a day off school

Bad: I have to write my coursework

i did my work last night at 4 in the morning haysie...now im eating cookies!  :beers:

good: i scored twice yesterday
bad: we lost 4-2

Good: My November paycheck had two bonuses in and is the biggest pay cheque I've every had in a month

Bad: I'm leaving so will be unemployed in 12 days time (which could be counted as a good also)

9 working days to go.....

Good - I've just booked my flights for traveeling, and leave in 67 days
Bad - I have to pay the remaining £1100 balance before friday.

I didn't think about paying in installments - we got hit for the full £2400 straight away  :?

It's not insatllments, £75 today, £1100 before the end of the week (or 63 days before departure), suffice to say we left it a bit late to sort our arses out!

Bad:

A: I worked from 9am to 9.15pm today because people at work are spastic cunts.

B: My housemate's got a new chick, and she's a bit of a screamer in the bedroom, he's on the job now :/. Nice girl though.

C: My ex (before Tania) got married to a Cuban waiter last Saturday. Fucking tosser looking for an easy life over here IMO*.

Good:

Fuck all tbh.

(*yes I am bitter  :D )

Good

Nothing

Bad

Most stuff but fuck it! :D

Good:  Work Xmas Do tonight

Bad:  Work Xmas Do tonight.


I never know how these things are going to pan out...

Good: 3 Days of work left.....

Bad: 8 Days of work to fit into that 3 Days....

Good:
- I'm cunted the next 4 nights
- I have fuck all work to do over Xmas
- I'm getting back into Football Manager
- I'm doing a great job of avoiding the ex
- Soon to go home and get cunted


Bad:
- Going home will mean I see my ex
- I have no money
- I'll have to work over Xmas
- Mex is going to bum me

Good - only 7 days left at work

Bad - I need a new job after christmas, and don't have one yet.

Good..Walrus getting bummed by Mex  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Bad...Nothing Really

Good - 2 working days to go (one of which is a Xmas Jolly!)

Bad - I'm still at work and its now 7:10pm (usually work 9 to 5)  :cry: - sod this I'm off home  8)

Bad
-I'm working
-I'm working until 5am
-I'm working 10 hours tomorrow night
-I've got a crappy head cold, which is giving me a headache and making me sneeze alot

Good
-Long weekend on the horizon
-Football Saturday, followed by a boozy night 8)

shit shit shit! this thread is not long enough!

Well start fucking posting in it then Rich! :D

The good day/bad day thing was just an idea to kick it off, any crap will do..

Hows about.. Christmas day? What are your plans? where will you be? Who with? What do you want for Christmas? Would you rather be going somewhere else...

I've got mates round Christmas eve for drinks and stuff, so I'll just get as wankered as possible. I'll then be too hungover to get out of bed on Christmas Day until as late as possible.

Reason being, I'm spending it at home alone  :?

(although I might gatecrash Walrus' house for Christmas dinner)

For a Media assignment we have to do a TV interview and my group is the shittest group ever. I've got 2 complete spastics, a girl who rarely turns up and when she does, she doesn't do anything and then me. I've done absolutely everything...Chose a topic, did the structure/timescale, researched the topic, wrote a script, did the treatment, booked the interviews and im probably gonna be the only one editing. im doing 2 roles in the actual thing aswell - thing is ill get the same mark as them regardless and they've done fuck all.

argh it pisses me off  :evil:

Is the girl fit? Just say you will let her off if she sleeps with you  :twisted:

change it at the last minute and interview yourself about how fuckin lazy your colleagues are
 :D

This christmas will be the oddest one ive experienced

My car just passed its MOT  :D

7 hours of today left, then 3 hours tomorrow morning and then a Xmas party starting at 12!

That's all I have left to do and then I'm a free man  :beers:

....with no income  :cry:

My christmas will be the first one in 6 years that i spend entirely at home with the 'rents. Not looking forward to that, although my gramp has promised to teach me how to enjoy single malt whiskey...

i'm looking forward to my second football management fix of the day (won 3-0 earlier against 3 place team raaaaaaawk)

other general prattle blah blah

Good: I'm still dressed from last night

Bad: I fell asleep on a girl who has promptly disappeared this morning....  Ooohh shit.   :|

GOOD - just handed in my notice

Bad - Don't have a job to go to and walrus rang me again at 1am this morning!!

think he wants me  :oops:

Good - im on half day flexi

Bad - england cricketers are fuckin up again!

You could come and stuff my turkey for me  :D

Deal, do I get to eat it too?  :D

Holiday Schedule

Xmas Eve - small piss up down town - probably Wetherspoons - not overly pissed just jolly pissed with me mates

Xmas Day at home with the parents ... lots of turkey, soaps and Dr Who .. bliss ...

Boxing Day - Merlin for Charlton v Arsenal - Swindon v Colchester at the CG

Tuesday - Rest

Wednesday - visiting Highbury for Arsenal v Pompey .. and to pass pressies on to London rellies and swap

Thursday & Friday - Rest

Saturday - New Years Eve - Merlin for Derby v Reading?? Swindon v Swansea at CG
MAJOR PISS UP .. somewhere tbd

Sunday - SLEEP! :beers:

I'm not sure i will be able to fit in much drinking this Xmas.  I'll be doing lots of charity work raising money for some Africans and Spackers.

oooooooooh yeah  :soapy tit wank:

 :mrgreen:

Sorry Whits.  My phone is a bit knackered from repeated whackings and it keeps taking the key lock off - seeing as your at the end of my phonebook, you and Anna get a lot of pranks.... apologies!  I'll change your name to MmmWhits or something...!

Put AAA and ZZZ in the phonebook, problem solved.

Ingenius, I will.  Hopefully get a new phone at the end of the week if I stick with Orange, or lumbered with it for another 30 days if I disconnect....  Hmm decisions decisions!

bad - there goes my lifts for the rest of the season..

you got anything lined up whits? or are you going to travel again?

Good - not much

Bad - nothing.

im quite fine

no idea...i've just had enough...will post more later once i've attempted to de-stress.....

I had half of a big spagetti bolognese today. It contained half a large lump of cheese, a whole packet of pasta, 1 whole onion and 4lbs of meat. I feel sick  :|

:| that sounds abit wrong.

good - i've probably convinced three people to come to the game on saturday out of two hours worth of handing out leaflets.

bad - i ran a red light on the way to swindon, nearly took my bumper off in the car park near the wyvern theatre and nearly totalled my car after doing a 360 spin on the dual carriageway just before the police station. fun.

then some stupid bint stopped infront of us, middle of the road, stuck her hazards on because she was on the phone!!

That's the last time i get a lift to games with you! Bloody students in their flash motors! :roll:

:| how on gods green earth did you do a 360 on the dual carriageway?

i have absolutely no idea. it was terrifying but quite fun.

I had a strange experience getting my ticket at CG yesterday .. when i walked in the ticket office .. there were like these groups of students with digital cameras looking around the car park taking photos .. one lent down a bit too near my car for my liking - thought he was trying to nick it ... had to pull open the ticket office door .. they promptly vanished ...

Good - Last day of work today and Xmas party at 1pm  :beers:

Bad - House sale not quite going to plan...

Arrrrrooooo gaaaaahhhhh! Morning all!

Today is going to be a good day. Off to Pizza Hut to stuff my face soon, then some all day drinking to see me through to the Rachel Stevens thing at my union. I better not get too drunk though, I might accidentaly cream my boxers if I look at her through my trusty pair of beer goggles.

My liver is also certain to fail, because I'm having my 21st birthday celebration with my housemates tomorrow. Talks of messy pints being bought for me is daunting.

With that my friends, I will end this post.

Sonic you are my fucking hero, a 360 is quite a feat!  You will have to give me some advanced driving tips next time I see you!   :D

Good:  I'm getting cunted today.

Bad:  I've lost my fucking house keys.

Is getting cunted anything like getting twatted?

Good: Another easy chilled I'm not gonna do a lot day for me

Bad: Being the nice lad I am I told my mum that I'd clean up the house a bit.

I believe so yes, although I prefer the term munted. Best used to describe me on tues with 25 shots of vodka, some beer and some brandy in my belly  :disapprove:

And to think you criticised my driving last week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The roads in Swindon seem quite greasy at the moment, i love it.  My Colin McRae impression in Cheney Manor Industrial Estate is great/dangerous.

Indeed it is.

Good: My dad's ace, just opened my drawer and found my skunk stash and 24 condoms....  He just smiled, ledge.

Bad: My dad's embarrassing, kept talking about pollution very loudly!

:D

Everyone seems very angry tonight  :|

And I forgot to sort out Sonics CV.

(will do it this week chap)

I'm relatively cheerful.

Im happy I just told a customer where to go 8)

where did you tell them to go? bognor regis?

Good work, I envisage a plane crash shortly  :D

They shouted at me.

I said ' you can shout all you want its not going to make me help you any quicker is it,I sugest you be a bit more polite and go and get yourself a cup of tea calm down and wait for your truck like a good chap'

Not as nice as telling him to fuck off but pleasantly condescending all the same. :D I

Ace  8). you should have pulled a shotgun out on him and told him where to go.

I had a super-ace day today. Spent most of the afternoon in the pub. Won a bottle of vodka at the gluepot christmas raffle, watched the first half of the chelsea arsenal game in the steam (might look up the final score in a min) then came back home for a big roast. Spent the rest of the evening playing champ manager on a laptop while watching tv infront of a nice fire while drinking red wine. Something I'm going to go back to now.

2-0 Chelsea

Wheres todays comic, I miss it  :(

I feel terrible.

I was ruined last night but I've found the ultimate good luck charm for the ladies.  Unfortunately it's my mate's armpit.

Female thank fuck but all the same.

Four out of four...

But last night I finally pulled a bird I've been chasing for about two years.  

In a club drinking away phone was about to die when I got a call out of the blue.

Met up, drank sambuca tried to get a hotel at 4am and ended up back at hers.  Drank Martini  :? until 8am and had a brilliant time.    :beers:

There was a bit of a kerfuffle in the pub tonight while they were doing a quiz, round in the pool bit where we were.  Fuck all happened but some glasses got smashed and someone had to be bundled out of the fire-exit, after which the lady doing the quiz said, "And now that the Christmas entertainment is finished in the pool room.......on with the quiz" :D   Tickled me, although you probably had to be there.


On the down side, I'm off to Laaaaaandaaaaaan again tomorrow at 6am :(   Fucking place.

good - last day of college before christmas
bad - last day of college before christmas

tenner says i don't bother getting up in the morning.

haha sorry, no comic today. or probably tomorrow. Planning on a big christmas special jobby though, probably.

I hope so.....xmas speical. Beats watching the TV I expect

today im sporting a nervous twitch in my left eye and im quite enjoying it.

I hope its not a sign of a stroke though.

some cunt pocketed £4 i left on the pool table in the pub today. he didn't even do it subtlely then fobbed me off with some bollocks about me owing him a pint because he beat me at pool, despite the fact it was my mates he played.

 :cry:  :cry:

should have nutted him

Today I did my xmas shopping, picked up some DVDs bought them, got home and realised that one of the cases has had the living shit beaten out of its and its all broken....

Some cunt asked me to sort him out with a beautifully designed CV, but didn't have the decency to say so much as thankyou in the thread asking him to check his email.

Fucking students  :D

that's cos i fucking pm'ed you!

THANK YOU MR STONEY

So you did, the amended version should be with you now..

What's everyone up to? I felt tired earlier but not now. I've been winning at poker, recovered back to $34 almost, from that initial free $10. I think I've discovered the art of finding a table that suits me.

I'm contemplating bed now. Finished work at 10, ate dinner, played a bit of poker on cardroom, now i'm George Dubya-ed.

I played 2 $5 heads up, won both, then went for a $10, 10 player tourney, but got beat, mainly because i thought they would all be as stupid as the idiots i had just beaten :-))( I'm going back to the heads up tables tomorrow.

Im at work,I watched Family guy some spin off thingy and American Office .Had some Quality Street ,drunk some Coffee and smoked some fags.Im going to do a little dance in a minute.

Mke it a jig, you can't beat a good Christmas jig.  

I've slept for most of the evening and I still feel dead from the weekend.

I'm contemplating watching my new DVD that's arrived Scrooged but I think I'll have a tab and crash out.

$42 now. I really want to go to my cosy bed, but I'm playing so well I can't really. As soon as a stupid mistake or two creeps in I know I'm tired then I will go to bed.

I've had a pretty good evening. The legendary Bob Bowles was good at the beehive. I was skint so a mate shouted me a few pints aswell which made it even better.

I got the free $10 I got on the cardroom poker up to $35, but I'm back down to $19 again now. Think I've had enough alcohol to get back up. I've got a target of $60 before I try and take it out.

haha it turns out I had about $16 dollars left when I started. I'm now up to over $38. I did it in 20 hands as well. that's over $1 dollar a hand. If i did that well earlier today I would have been a few $100 up.

Thought this might happen, the fuckers.

Dear Cardroom player,
 
In regards to your withdrawal request, we need you to make a minimum deposit of $25, and play five raked hands at a $1/$2 ring table or higher for every promotional dollar in the account at the time of the deposit. You can release your funds as you play!! For every 5 raked hands you play one dollar will be released for withdraw.
 
At this time your request has been reversed and the funds have been returned to the account.
 
If you have any further questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact our Customer Support.
 
Kind Regards,

Jose Garcia
Account Security.

Had a feeling that might happen, thing is though most of the people on their are idiots. It's pretty easy to win cash games

BWB, If it's a bit of a meaningless laugh anyway you up for both going into the same cash game?

Yeah ok, what limit?

wallstreet 6

you are bwb I guess?

Yep, nice win for you there. ($7).

I had a straight ace to 5 on the flop when you just got a straight and I bet $2 but it disconnected and folded me.

I've had a really random day on that account. started about $24 ish. Plated for about 6 hours and finished about $1 under. Did a few multi-tournaments which didn't help. then had a bit of a play just now and got up to $40

as it seems like the money is pointless, you up for a heads up game?

Sure what table? Was just thinking one way around it might be if two people deposited $25 then just went to a empty $1-$2 table, played a few raked hands but just fixed it so neither person really won any money but played enough hands to withdraw the bonus money.

Not sure how much the rake is though. Hmmmmm.

cool goto trump4

ouch

This $1 table is a bit hardcore. I'm just watching for a bit.

It's a bit pointless without you

yey you are back

Fair play you are agressive player. $42 all in pre flop. :shock:

ffs I'm up to $79 dollars now.

do you have msn bwb?

Yep. ....

Are you cheating via Msn? 8)

Well I lost my free 10, flammable won $80 but I've registered another account with another free 10 and I've got 25 on another one.

I was ridiculously drunk last night, drank half a litre of vodka on top of wine and beer. I must apolagise to yeovil for my drunken ramblings.

and to bwb aswell. I didn't really understand poker last night.

good things:
town drawing away from home
not being at work
...thats about it...

bad things:
the reason i aint at work, the lovely diahorea and vomitting bug i picked up over the festive period.
feeling very very tired because of it
having shite bad dreams when im able to get to sleep, guaranteed to wake me up within 20mins of falling asleep
not being able to go to my dads for another christmas get-together
drifting off to sleep at 11:30pm


that is all

Good: Just discovered Arcade Fire. Quite impressed tbh.

Bad: The cat I'm looking after for 6 months for a mate got very ill and there's a £400 bill winging it my way. Bugger.

What did you feed said cat?

Bad - Called in to work on day off cos of server failure

Good - Have picked the fucker out of the stingers so I can now go home again.

The cat seems to enjoy drinking out of the toilet, even when there's bleech in it. Lids down from now on!

Stupid fucking animal  :nuts:

and so you should be. ace band.

I have a slight hangover today and when ever I have a hangover I always wake up early.
I am a bit sad because all my money seems to be dissapearing and my mate owes me £50.
I seen a dead cat earlier.
I was tidying my room just a minute ago and found a matty hewlett poster and loads of other pictures I had cut out from the play off season  :)
I am bored.
I have a headache.

my new years resolutions- start eating healthily has gone straight out the window and I have not started my fitness video yet, have not even attempted to stop biting my nails but my swearing is getting better. I have found alternatives for calling people naughty names such as 'fool', 'moron', 'smelly goat' and 'twit'.

Dave found something to do then!

I'm feeling frustrated and a irritable because I want to set fire to something but my psychiatrist has told be I should resist such urges.

I'm hungry too.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Bad - still not feeling great after a week of ilness
Bad - have exams next two weeks
Bad - can't be arsed to revise

Good - got the day of work which means that...

Bad - i'm not in town so can't buy new shoes or pro evo 5

 Daves a softie really. He would'nt hurt a fly  :D

Just cats

good: just had a great shit
bad: no bog paper

I lost my wallet in a club yesterday. Went back to get it, nearly knocking over a bouncer in the process and managed to get it back but some cunt has nicked about £30. :( :evil:

Was a good night though, got my mate with this girl even though I thought she was pretty fit myself, even got her number for him. I'm a good samaritan.

Fuck fuck fuck, I've got essays to write and am still playing some weird Japanese 'monkey ball' game. Actually I have just stopped but I still can't be analed to do any work

bad: no footy
good: out with kat tonight  :twisted:

Aight!  :wink:

I keep fucking telling you, the cat ran under my car. I am entirely blameless.

good: just had fish and chips
Bad: Calne lost. load of cack!

Was it raped before or after...  that is the question.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :shock:

:D  I thought I was in for a boring last night in last night but it turned out to be top dog!

My mate clare came round and shes a complete nutter!
First we ate pizza and watch liverpool v luton, cos we both love football (shes a brentford fan) We're not girly girls so we were not painting our toenails and all that shite. Next we were drunk on coke(not drugs) and were dancing about my living room in our pjamas singing. I had the music on in our dvd player with suround sound so it was pretty loud and my next door neighbour told my mum this morning! ha ha old bat.
Shows you don't have to use drink to have a good time  8)

Today is detox, ate so much shit.

and so the thread goes on.........

the burning question is, did you ruin her?  :wink:

Not what you told us in the merlin dave!  I thought you reversed over it?

I have a headache due to too much Vodka
I used my Visa which my mate signed for therefore I have no idea how much I spent on drinks
I have ran out of marmite therefore having nothing to put on my toast
I can't be bothered to drive back to Cheltenham

was she forging your signature?
technically you could go in and demand refunds for them accepting somebody elses signature on your card. if you didnt sign for it you can challenge any money they charged to your card
of course this all depends if you've got the receipts and if you're enough of a gypo.

we played shit and lost this morning and it was fucking freezing....and I'm not a left back  :evil:

She isnt a Football fan then!. :roll:

I was chatting to someone so she just signed it!  I never keep receipts!!!  

Shall be eagerly awaiting the bank statement.

Brentford are better than us though  :(  Shes a good mate though, she never winds me up about the football. We had one disagreement once and that was about martin Allen because I think he's a bit of a wanker.

I used to like him until that incident with the English flag cropped up, now i think he's a cunt.

I've never liked the bloke,i find the whole self-styled "mad dog" shit quite nauseating.

That exactly what I thought. In the summer I went to brentfords training ground to watch them train with clare and we met him. He's quite friendly and I do respect him because he's got alot of time for the fans at brentford but he's too opinionated and likes a bit of conflict I think. That flag thing was ridiculous really.

Thats true.I'm sure if he managed us i'd think he was great,probably i'm jealous because of all the attention he generates for Brentford :-))( .

 :wink:

she can't half drink though

You got drunk under the table by her then  :mrgreen:

Did you follow my advice Sonic? More to the point, did it work  :wink:

i wasn't drinking, hooray for living in the middle of nowhere

:shock:  SONICYOUTH IN GETTING KATIE MELUA DRUNK AND TAKING ADVANTAGE SHOCKER

martin allen is a psycho.

No thats Stuart Pearce Johno!

I just played football, its raining....

I got so fucked off at work today, because I lost my office. :x

Internal email arrives at 1.50pm: There's going to be a floor move, your office will now become a meeting room.

Me: Ok, when will the move take place?

Reply: 2pm.

10 fucking minutes to clear my office!

2pm, and 3 meatheads from 'operations' (fat, 50+ knobheads who were probably dustmen before they got promoted), and 2 geeks from IT turn up to move all the stuff on my desk, my phone and mac etc..

Within half an hour I've gone from a nice office, to being plonked on an open plan office floor having to listen to spastic journo's interviewing people over the phone and sales people talking shit trying to sell advertising space in magazines.

Worst of all, my boss now sits behind me, so can see my web browsing/work ratio first hand!

Fucking cunts!

(sorry, had to get that off my chest)

Proper bastard mate, is that a permenant move?

Pressed the wrong button, sorry :oops:

Apparently it is.

Looks like I'll be checking the TEF when the boss has a meeting elsewhere in the building.

tbh, I've had it cushy for far too long though :D

I just realised that the last time I had a proper piss up was probably around my birthday which was a month ago  :(
Essays and revision has put a stop to any sort of social life.

On the plus side it looks like I'll be having a good weekend, out on Friday after exams and again on Saturday  :beers:

I've been invited out again this weekend by some mates, but I am bloody skint and I am trying to make the small amount of money in my bank last until I find myself another job  :-))(  My mate still owes me £50, after we went out a couple of weekends ago and I payed for everything including her fags!
ARRRGGHHHH I WANT SOME MOOOOOOONEY.

Sadie in kicked out of house because she was skint and wouldn't get a job shocker

I'll be in the streets of bath with my dog, selling the big issue soon I think.

No way, there are enough beggars in Bath, stay in Westbury! Unless you have a good juggling act or something similar to offer?

Sade!!   :shock:

:D i'll give you a fiver

Walrus you are getting sicker and sicker by the minute  :D  
.............Blackcurrant , shut it.

Chill, Winston...

Sade .. sounds like you need to find some older bloke with money to sponge off!!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

8)  I am chilled.

Very true fatbury................His name is Daddy  :twisted:

Sick Sade.  No wonder you're a bit mental...

:|  ewwwww.

1 word

Westbury

who isnt your daddy .. so u can get out of home!

Shut up  :mrgreen:

Nothing wrong with my town.
35% are pikeys but nevermind.

(I was only joking about sponging off my dad, he is getting quite strict now. He made me pay for my own burger at football the other day. Pathetic or what)

I need help, I have been asked to make a list of 80's music for my mates party nd my mind has gone blank yes ME, 80's mind gone blank, can you believe it  :(

Right...

Gold - Spandau Ballet
Planet Earth - Duran Duran
Living in a Box - Living in a Box
You Spin Me Right Round - Dead or Alive
Living on a Prayer - JBJ
I'm Still Standing - Big Gay Elt
St Elmo's Fire - John Parr
You're the Voice - John Parnham
Rebel Yell - Billy Idol
Here I Go Agaian on my Own - Whitesnake
We Built This City - Starship
Final Countdown - Europe
Jump - Van Halen
Hold the Line - Toto
How Can We Be Lovers - Michael Bolton
Heaven is a Place on Earth - Belinda Whatseherface
I touch myself - Divynils
Echo Beach - Martha and teh Muffins

Have I told you I love you yet today dave?  :D

Not today, no...

Kool & The Gang - Ladies Night
Roger Daltrey - Withour Your Love
Jon & Vangelis - I Hear You Now
Visage - Fade To Grey
Yarbrough & Peoples - Don't Stop The Music
Rick James - Superfreak
Kid Creole & The Coconuts - Stool Pigeon
ABC - The Look Of Love
Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen
Michael Sembello - Maniac
10CC - Feel The Love
Jeffrey Osborne - On The Wings Of Love
Rockwell feat. Michael Jackson - Somebody's Watching Me
Shakatak - Down On The Street
Status Quo - The Wanderer
Tears For Fears - Shout
Mary Jane Girls - In My House
Commodores - Nightshift
Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love
Chris De Burgh - Lady In Red
Level 42 - Running In The Family
Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
Will Downing - A Love Supreme
Yello - The Race
Joe Jackson - Is She Really Going Out
The Beautiful South - Song For Whoever
Tears For Fears feat. Oleta Adams - Woman In Chains
Curiosity Killed The Cat - Name And Number

I love you too Bo

Aww, thanks

Aha - Take On Me
Soft Cell - Tainted Love
Madonna - Borderline
Bonnie Tyler -Total Eclipse Of The Heart
Human League - Don't You Want Me
Whitesnake - Here I Go Again
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
Toni Basil - Mickey
Abba - The Winner Takes It All
Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes
Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams
Men At Work - Down Under
UB40 - Red Red Wine
Kool & The Gang - Cherish
Barbra Streisand - Woman In Love
Guns-N-Roses - Sweet Child O-Mine
Rick Astley - Never Going to Give You Up
Starship - We Built this City
Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
Rolling Stones - Start Me Up
Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
Pointer Sisters - Jump For My Love
Van Halen - Jump Toto - Africa
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

Cheers fatbury quality!!

only 25 pages???? shocking. Not a patch on the 85 pages, 1263 posts and  69937 page views of a thread entitled "Burds you'd love tae ride"!!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :clap:

Yeah not enough random posting goes on in here, more effort required.

Back to the old good thing bad thing...

Good :Today, I am sat alone at my desk, listening to artic monkeys and drinking tea. Tonight I shall get stoned and played footie manager 2006.

Bad : I am doing the above tonight as my girlfriend is away in London all week for work  :(

Good : I am leaving work in 30 mins
 Bad: I have netball practice, outside tonight bbbrrrrrrrrrrrr

Good there's an hour left at work and the people who sit behind me have left allowing me to waste more time on the net

Bad I have shed loads to sort for travelling, I have my final two injections tomorrow and I seem to have missed the boat for applying for jobs to start in September/October.

Where are you off to on your travels, how long for etc???

Some classics in there, but you forgot some of these beauties:

Wham! - Club Tropicana
Denise Williams - Lets Hear it for the Boys
(Hey You) The rock steady crew - The Rock Steady crew
(We Want) The Same Thing- Belinda Carlisle
Blue Monday - New Order
Don't Leave Me this Way- The Communards
Down Under- Men at Work
Girls On film- Duran Duran
Rock The Boat - The Hues Corporation

 :\/ 80's is the best era!

good: i had a decent, quiet, hassle-free day at college.
bad: i feel rough (man flu) and i'm absolutely knackered.

might have to take tomorrow off to recuperate (play fm2006) so i'm fit and ready for southend :--

Bo I head off in Feb for 3.5 months to Asia, Aus, NZ, Fiji and US, then back here for a month watching the world cup methinks, then off to namibia for 10 weeks in July.

Just found out the sunglasses I've ordered aren't in the country for three weeks, which is when I leave, so I'm gonna have to sort it all out again, argggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Might as well have of thursday and friday too then

Nice, jammy bastard. Did a similar thing 2001/02 but seems so long ago now, would love to do it again and get jealous when other people do!

Why Namibia?

Good: Nothing

Bad: It isn't even Wednesday.

Club tropicana and blue monday, now ya talking

Namibia?  I'm going on Raleigh International Expedition.

Actually... Good: Strokes tomorrow and Thursday off work!! :\/

Good:  :D  I feel really healthy since starting my healthy eating plan and charlie brooks workout video! gone without chocolate for nearly a week. I am so proud!

Bad: I still have no job. But have another interview lined up!

So you aspire to look like Janine Butcher? I feel for you Sadie...

No, But I want her new body  8)

cant help thinking the two are linked...



i think i might very well be on my own with this one, but i found janine butcher a little bit attractive.

Let me know how good it was DB, i'm seeing them in Notts on Friday 8)

On your own, on your own, on your own!

with your ex with your ex with your ex :P


low blow? i'm not too sure...  :soapy tit wank:

*Holds groin :-- *

fuck off i would

A celebrity lay = 50 points in the lads league.

You'd be mad not to have a go! :twisted:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/Edinburgh_STFC/charlie_brooks_loaded_1.jpg

yeah i would i suppose

Good: I beat some Foreigners at Pro Evo 8)

Bad: I fucked up my exam today :(

we lost at powerleague 7-6.

gutted

do you work in liquid in newbury,, that is the playlist in the corny room  :D

i don't, but put in a good word for me, eh?! Could use the extra cash...

I had an exam today. It was 2 hours long but could have used another half an hour because pretty much everybody ran out of time. Hopefully the questions I spent a bit longer on will bump up my marks. Bloody lecturer says he's going to make the exam 3 hours next year, no fair  :evil:

On a great note I only have one more exam and need to get just half of it right to get a 2:1. Here's hoping  :|
Bring on Friday!

All you need for 80's music is dj yoda how to cut and paste the 80s

Turn back the clock
19
Doin the Do
I wonder if I take you home
Operator
Together Forever
Maneater
Crash
Take on me
S express

BWB could you upload some dj yoda albums if you have any? I've heard quite a bit and like  8)

No problem, uploading how to cut and paste 1 now.

Dj Yoda - how to cut and paste volume one

http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0NN15T5IY86X91P8EZH2J9JBG3

I know it's not sound and vision but I'm sure the authorities won't find it in here.  Couple of tracks are missing i'll upload them later.

I might have a steal of that.. cheers

Cheers

good - had the morning off 6th form yesterday

bad - was in hospital having x rays on my spine.

bad - Arsenal lost last nite and im gutted

good - nothing! its cold im depressed and its boring at work

bad - got dumped by my girlfriend of 2 and half years last night

good - I'm now able to enjoy the single life  :beers:

good - i skived off college for a lie-in, still feel rough though.

bad - i can't see out of one eye.

eye eye captin

eye conker

i've got my eye on you

eye spy

eye carumba!

eye spied in your eye

I didn't feel it, was it in my little eye?

I did it to Youth while he was sleeping, that's why he can't see out of that eye

Did you spy in his sleeping little eye with your japs eye?

:twisted:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: don't hurt me  :(

How eye is a chinaman?

Good : nothing.

Bad: Everything feels bad today oh and I have a spot. Which now looks like a bee sting as I squeezed the bugger to hell.

ouch

Concealer is wonderful  :D

So instead of a spot it just looks like a flesh coloured lump? Erm, nice work, Sade...

:x  The swelling has gone down now, It does not look too bad. Looks like a little pimple. Its on my cheek so I can easily hide it.

My mate tried cutting her spot off with a pair of scissors once  :D  Dick head.

:shock: Scissors?! Bloody hell...

can i borrow some? i'm a spotty runt at the moment  :cry:

Of course you can sonic :D  I don't often get beasty spots, because of my skin colouring I guess. But tea tree oil helps alot so I use that . Spots are evil.

oh yeah I can give you your makeover on friday now  :D

Birdy don't forget the pink lipstick  :D

i won't I think it will suit him  :D

this is my 1000th post  :thumbs:

And still reserve team, boo  :(

:D Good: Went and seen my friends baby today  :D  He is simpley gorgeous. My spot is better! and er um.........its friday tomorrow!

 :( Bad: I was only able to do half my fitness video today  :x  Not 'appy. I think I have pulled a muscle or something because when I was calf stretchin my leg was killing me. I have a headache.

Good: Day off, even good with a shitty alcohol induced headache

Bad: Still got work tomorrow, and i'm running out of cash quickly too.

I had to go and get the Jordan fittness dvd today, because my sister wants it for her fourteenth birthday.She seems to view the plastic bint as an aspirational figure :-))( The woman behind the counter probably thought it was for me :oops:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ace.

Not as good as the women in WHSMITH looking at me in disgust when i buy Zoo & Nuts. "would you like a bag?" "ooooh yes please a Brown paper bag".

Good: Got paid today AND won £17 on a scratch card  8)  (No beers are not on me tomorrow)

Bad: Its not friday yet

GOOD: Get paid tomorrow, oh shit i forgot i do every Friday. 8)

BAD:Back to work tonight after being sick all week.  :wink:

good: my weeks over

bad: umm nothing much

bad - my weeks just started

good - still not had a fag

Think Larwoods open to offers?

Good: I've still got over £150 in the bank and get paid tomorrow

Bad: Fucking car tax will swallow £93.50 of it  :(

good: i bought the arctic monkeys and a coat today

bad: the coat was expensive. and i've got work tonite.

good: lazy day.

Bad: was bored.

Bad -  business week of my life at work, year end everyone is going mental

good - i'm somehow wangled it so i finish at 4 tomorrow so i can attempted to get to southend!

I must be reading that wrong, it makes no sense to me

You speaka da English?

 :soapy tit wank: Although i am going to a musical tonight  :oops: :fag:
Good:Its Friday :dance:
Bad:I'm taking my sister's out for a birthady *treat* tonight,we're going to see Scrooge,starring Shane Richie.
Please kill me now.

Good: Cracking night lined up tonight with easy pickings from public school girls  8)

Bad: Missing the footy

Good: Meeting my ex girlfirend this eve to talk for the first time since she dumped me on Tuesday night.

Bad: I have a minging hangover from drinking away my recently obtained troubles.

Larwood ... sounds ok to me ... as long as youve got text updates  8)

No i won't be,as far as i'm concerned ignorance is bliss when we're away,i just try and ignore the fact that its going on :(
As for Scrooge,i wouldn't mind it so much but i really don't like Shane poxing Richie,i remember the blokes career before Deadenders and it was rubbish.

Shane Ritchie used to be homeless you know.

Good: Finished my exams
Bad: They were all a bit shit

I'm really fucking tired after staying up all night but I can go to bed now and I'm going out later after not drinking much for a while.

 Thanks for that its really cheered me up :)

Good : Gonna pull every girl Dave goes for

Bad : Dave only goes for munters

 :mrgreen:

I can't be assed to go out tonight but I am being dragged out   :(
I have told my friends this will be the last time I come out for a while because well I'm skint basically. Saying that my friend still owes me £50, I hope she coughs it up tonight. I d'need it!

 :wink:

Did you shag Shelley in the end son? I pulled in the Oak after you lot fucked off ('cept Ian)

Good: I'm slowly getting pissed... :beers:

Bad: My Car is fuckin filthy after last night  :x

Good: Had an awesome night, pulled something above a munter, and she still seems interested.  She's 22 and has her own place, supposedly....  Could be in here!

Bad: She writes the most unstimulating texts that are impossible to reply to?  Any suggestions for a reply on:

"Yeh I get bored of one place, first time I'd been in ages"

Also bad:  I told her I was called James, and that I was 21.  I don't know if I told her I went to uni or what....

you passed for 21  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Good: I get half a day's rest as it is Sunday  :mrgreen:

Bad: I now have another 6 and a half days work ahead of me  :evil:

I got that Oak bird tho  8)

Why? :D

Basically I seem to have developed a speach impediment where I can't say my own name properly....  If I was to say "Paul" in a club there'd probably have been about 6 pardons, so I just said James for simplicity sake.  Seeing as she said she was 22, it was logical to make myself a bit older, though seeing as I look 15 I didn't wanna push it.....

I was going to go for a Mexican last night - would have been a great laugh, about 20 of us going. Then I got a phone call out of the blue. Bit of bad news put me in a right bad mood and couldn't be fucked to go anymore :|

In other news I have to go and pay my tuition fees and I need a hair cut but really can't be arsed to get it done. I might go for the Ronnie O'Sullivan look.
So I'm sat here instead feeling slightly sorry for myself and telling everyone about it instead. Happy days  :|

I have nothing good to report, and also nothing bad.

Typical monday feeling, really.

:evil:  I'm pissed off because that dental nurse Job I went for was taken by a 'friend'. Stupid cow. I should never of told her about the pay.
I also dropped my friggin mobile earlier and the corners chipped and its new!
I ate too much chocolate at the weekend which has probably fooked up my healthy eating plan and I feel like a whale  :x  I need a punch bag. I am also annoyed with myself for lending a girl I did'nt even know a tenner on friday night. Wtf was I thinking?


On the bright side football to go to tomorrow, so I can shout and let off steam.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAARRR.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You're such a cute little dunce, Sade.  :D

Sade will you be playing in the six nations on saturday?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:mrgreen: Fuck off.

You men don't know the meaning of stress.

Good - I dont have aids

BAD - I cant get over how much I hate that fucking cunt jonny Doyle. I really think I might kill him if I ever met him. I'm trying to form an evil plot to get him revoved from his unimportant office as local councilor after his "STFC fans are inbreds" comments. :evil:

Fuck, seem to have gone off on one there :D

I do ive got a girlfriend.  :mrgreen:

It's an outrage Pie. Doyle out! :wink:

We want Doyle out....of his house and stoned to death.

See migs know's how I am feeling....


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/miglioranzi2.jpg

I dont know why there is a wink there Blackcurrant, you must have accidentally clicked on it :x  :|

That's beacuse we're ace and better than women  8)

:D  Don't get me started on the whole men v women thing. It won't be pretty.

Correct Pie! it was meant to be  :twisted:

I nearly ran out to the Link magazine delvery kid and battered him with it once i'd seen JD's smug face in the article.

Dont get me started on it!

Sade take a few of these:

http://www.dogmacatma.com/images/050805_17.jpg

:(  I wish there was such a thing as a chill pill.

Smoke some weed instead  :doobie:

Here you go

http://mariemarie0000.free.fr/fichiers/images/pop.swf

I don't get it.

You click the bubblewrap Sade.

Ooooooooooh I see!  :D  They don't make that popping noise though.

I heard these help certain women  :o



http://www.katu.com/news/images/story2004/041215birth_control_pill.jpg

If only Sade's mum had known...

oooooooooooooh harsh

Oh bugger. It seems that not doing proper shopping and just getting the odd bit from the tesco express has eaten into my overdraft. 3 months until my loan gets through as well. Looks like I'm living the low life for a while  :(

I feel happier today  :D  Woooo Hoooo.

good: i bought a lush pair of footy boots. £100 reduced to £59.40

bad: they cost £59.40

I hope your cat dies. :D

That was slightly cuntish dave, I hope  you get big green spots on your cock

:(  I have not got a cat.

urrrr...I hope your snake gets a cold.  :?

Birdy, that's a terrible thing to say!! :shock:

:thumbs:  Nice one bridy. Muhahahahahhaha. hah. hahahah ha ha.        ha.

Grrrrr... :x

You sit in the Arkells, don't you?

 :wink:   :D  sorry dave, slap me later.

 :mrgreen: Yes Bring it bitch. Theres only one person I am scared of and thats my mum.

Don't be, shes a pussy cat... :wink:

is this the longest thread yet?

I think it could well be  :D

i think the only other one thats close was the big brother one, can't remember any others  :|

good - got out of work early on the busiest day of the year.

bad - i have to take laxatives before i go to hospital tomorrow so i'm missing the walsall game  :oops:

Hope it all goes ok tomorrow mate!  :)

I'll cheer extra loud and have an extra beer for you tonight!!  :beers:

yeah hope all is ok mate.

Thanx 4 ticket - will see you Saturday to return!  :D

i'm not going on saturday either as i'm on holiday! next game will be gills @ home!

thanks!

The prediction league one appears to be longer. :(

that one is mine yey!! \o/  :D

Bad- woke up with a missed call on my phone, look up the region code and its from Manchester!  :?

Good-Footy tonight and i should be getting my phone returned within the next few days.

good - football at lunch time was a good game, very fast paced

bad - done my fucking ankle in

Bad-I've caught a cold and feel like shit :(

Good-It gives me a good excuse to not do any exercise tonight :-))( Oh, and we won last night :dance:

I think I've caught a minging cold from last night  :(

Thats what happens when you sit near Heywood!.

I might be going round a mates later as his housemates are having a taco night followed by a night of going out and getting hammered. Last time they did it nobody could be arsed to move after eating so we watched Desperate Housewives instead, and we were all dressed smart to go out  :o

Really not sure if I can be arsed to go, I can't watch another episode of Desperate Housewives with the volume turned up  :(

Just watch the bits featuring Eva Longoria  :wink:

 :D  You really hate the guy don't you spud.

 :nod: they should ban the fucker from entering the ground apart from when we play them.

why does he even bother?

Bugger, I've lost the cat again.

He ran outside when I left for work this morning and he's still not come back  :?

I had him for dinner. Cat au vin.

Good:Got paid handsomely this month

Bad:I'm 3 hours into a 15 hour shift :|

I should hope you did get paid well if you have to do 15 hour shifts :shock:

Fuck that!

It's the only one i've had to do, it's usually 10 or 12 hour, but i had to come in early to cover someone. Still, i had Monday and last night off "ill" 8)

ah... 'illness', excellent. i have to say, you did look under the weather drinking beer and eating chips at half time yesterday... :wink:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: he was 'ill' though  :roll:

You knows it! :dead:

Those Freestyles you were doing were 'ill'

I don't feel well  :cry:

I have just moved 100 pc's and 50 monitors, and I want to go home.  Stuck here til 6pm again tonight, and one of my horses is dying, life is soooooooo great  :cry:

:(  Oh no birdy. Sorry to hear that.

Thats ok, I am having a bad day  :(

Still got your cold matey?Because i've still got mine and i feel rough,i'm trying to drink a lemsip right at this moment :(

:(  Yes, Must of caught it at the football. Shivers and everything.

Sounds like AIDs to me, little 'un...

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :nod:

:D  Dave unless you want me to write part two of the blackcurrant poem, I suggest you hush up.

You couldnt possibly write a poem thats any worse than the first one.  :shock:

Write it. Give me something to laugh at.

This time though, see if you can use words with more 2 syllables, and possibly some 'big words'.

Thanks.

D. Blackcurrant.

When I get famous and earn lots of money I was going to give each forum member a grand but you can forget it now  :D  :x

I hope you die of the bad AIDS then   :twisted:

 :D  the first one took me ages to think up. I don't know if my brain can manage a part two just yet.

 :( Si, thats not very nice at all. I was going to give you 2 grand. Nevermind.

i'll have there share.

I think I have more chance of getting laid by Kimberly from Girls Aloud than Sade getting rich and famous

:(  I feel like I have just stood up and sang infront of simon cowell.

I'm stoned AND drinking cider.

God I am so out of control when my girlfriend is away for work.  :?

Still no sign of the cat. 36 hours now :?

Cats/hedgehogs and me don't mix.

I'll be glad when my housemates back Saturday, I have enough trouble looking after myself, let alone a cat aswell for a week.

He's also got a huge fish tank (with a cool neon light in the lid that lights it all up in the dark), but he didn't leave feeding instructions so I presume they're ok with a week without food. No floaters so far :D

They'll be fine They'd eat their own shit (if they'd been fed to produce any)  :wink:

Good - Leaving for holiday in 8 hours  8)  8)

Good: the cat's back, just as well as my housemate get's back from snowboarding in the morning, phew!

Bad: The fucking cat's back :evil:

Sussex you should play that cat-a-pult game I mentioned in another thread  :twisted:

I tried that Si, but it crashed my mac.

He's currently shut away in the downstairs loo.

Don't know what he's eaten the last couple of days, but I'm enjoying shaking a box of cat biscuits outside the door to wind him up, and hearing him meoow and scratching at the door seems suitable punishment for going awol!

(I'll let him out soon though, probably..)

Wait til the day that puddy cat gets revenge on you sussex :wink: .....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/evil.jpg

Christ Sade! You must be a lesbian.....there's a pussy in every post you make :o

Oooops, fell asleep. The cat is now released from the loo  :o

You luuuuuuuuv de cock.

I like pussys, of the animal variety you sicko  :x  :)

God one can not make an innocent comment without being violated on this forum.

What's innocent about a cat with a rifle?

The Rifle

 :D

Went for a pint with my mate Belly on Friday, he's split with his wife and's had his house repossessed, so we had a bit of a chat about stuff. Understandably, he wasn't really himself, but I didn't think much more of it.

Got a phonecall this morning, he committed suicide yesterday. Fucking gutted. Only 40, and leaves behind two kids aswell. Life can be a right cunt at times :(

Bloody hell, sorry to hear about that Sussex.  :(

Yeah sorry to hear that sussex, It must be so difficult to lose a friend. I have never been through it so I would'nt know.

Life is a bitch, Found out my great uncles got cancer.

 :(  Why do bad things always happen to the wrong people.

Shit, sorry mate.

Sorry to hear that Sussex, that's horrible for all concerned.

Feel bad posting this now but I've had a good weekend.

Met up with some good friends, organized some good weekends away soon too, + a free (apart from flight) holiday.

And I've sold some crap on e-bay today, and brought myself off e-bay a couple of DVD's of Swindon matches from MOTD in the 60's which I'm looking forward to getting in the post soon.

And Swindon won again.  :beers:

I have applied for 7 frickin jobs now so if I don't get one of them I will not be happy at all  :x  Fingers crossed.

I was talking to a fireman in the arkells saturday about my bad luck trying to find a job and he suggested I be a fire lady! Although I think I would make more fires than I would put them out.

Money wise I have £5 in my account and £8 in my purse, £4 of that will go towards my entry into club ice on saturday night with the girls wooo(I know its only monday but I have nothing else to think about). Got lots of booze left over from crimbo so I will drink some before I go out.

You should go and work with all the other single mums down Teccys Sadie

:D  Don't start batty boy.

Teccy = tesco, right?

Yes. You could be a "Checkout Chick". Or as i like to call 'em, a "Till Tart"

That jobs ok for part timers but I'm not sure I'd want to do it full time .
Might get boring and I'd get embarrassed if someone bought lube or something :D

I'd love to own a rabbit farm. Thats my ambition.

They sell lube in Teccys?!?!?!?!?!

*note to self.......

Yes I'm sure they do and all the other 'stuff'. I had to go and get some Paracetamol and my eyes wandered off  :D  :o
Good job my sister was not around.

What other stuff is there Sadie?

Bloody typical Westbury is that

 :D  flavoured stuff, I can't remember really. (don't embarrass me)

Oh and Reeves, just cos your from calne  :wink:

What, like lollipops and stuff?  :?

Village your obviously wanting to experiment in the bedroom department with your lady friend, why not take a trip to your local sex shop. Or watch 'this morning' on channel 3 at 11.00 every morning this week as its 'sex week'  :mrgreen:

Do we get to see Phil and Fern 'do it'?

Sussex that's terrible, sorry mate.  It's horrible to think of the low someone must have to hit to even contemplate something like that.



Bad - I still miss my ex like hell, even after all this time...   :roll:

Good - my mates are ace at cheering me up, and I've been out on the pull a couple of times which always helps...

:shock:  Hope not. Thats enough to put me right off my frosties is that.

You love a bit of filth Sade, don't try the innocent act on here...

:shock: Sade? Filth? Never!

I am innocent :D  Your just mean.

I'm bloody not! :x

Are too.

good - errrrrrrm... not a huge amount.

bad - my mate's ex has told him i'm going out with her now, and he's gone mental. and i've gotta go to work and stew over it for 8hrs.

Ouch.... you're a cunt  :twisted:

Were you the gay with the lip piercing on Saturday?  Sorry I didn't say hello I was drunk/hungover/dead/cunted.   :|

Oh yeah, sorry i kept hitting your knees btw, 'Rus.

 :cry:   I thought I was in there.....  :cry:

 :shake: So you should mull.

Unwritten law that one.

if i wasnt so hungover, you might have been... :wink:

he's got his tongue pierced so he can tickle mens helmets more.

Sussex, really sorry to hear that - my deapest sympathies mate. Hope you and all concerned get over it ok and remember your mate for the good times, cos that's what it's all about really.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

yes, yes that was me. tempted to take it out, but the missus really, really likes it.



hmmmmmmmmm. i do have my tongue pierced, i got it done as thats the only piercing i could get away with whilst working for Sainsburys but it seems to have done ok with the ladies, and once again the missus likes it. :soapy tit wank:

Good : - got new job lined up .. start in 2 weeks

Bad : - wont be able to post so much !

Good: phoned work this morning I'm not being sacked just have to apologise

Bad: I'm ill

I'm gutted :crying:

Good: -An hour left of work this evening
-Going on a mad all day bender in Bournemuff on Friday
-Meeting up with 2 fit female friends down the pub tomorrow night

Bad: I'm back on nights on Saturday, but that's too far away for me to even care at the moment :D

Good - I get my keys to my new gaff six months overdue
Bad - Best mate just got 11k bonus today. Twat   :o

 :\/

How on earth did y ou find fit women in abingdon  :wink:

Perhaps he left his dog whislte at home??

Good - The Wurzels are playing in Bath at the end of March
Bad - means I will have to cider'd up and dance like a twat  :mrgreen:

Escape to victory is on channel four this afternoon 8)  I've set the video up :)

Know them both from school, the only fit girls in my year. Wonder why i've stayed in contact with them?..... :--

they are your fag hags?

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :nod:

Most of the Girls in my year were ok but the year below were fit as fook.  :wink:

I feel like crap today, in fact I've felt like crap all week. Think I have a dodgy stomach bug or something but I've probably caught something off a nasty skank in a drunken haze  :shock:

I just hope I feel better by tomorrow. Got an all day mario kart/tennis session planned with my housemate and then a big group of us are going out in the evening. I feel the need to pull as well, Lois was flirting with me all day on Monday but I found out she's a real tease  :evil:

There's nothing quite like a tease!, ive bumped into a few of them back in the day.  :evil:

Brilliant stuff as usual from the bloke off htfc-world.com.
http://www.htfc-world.com/reports/etv/etvmatchpart1.htm
And the second half
http://www.htfc-world.com/reports/etv/etvmatchpart3.htm
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

"Adolf Hitlers Barmy Army!"  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I find the best way to deal with a tease is to arrange to go out with them, then tell them you never really wanted to in the first place and cancel on them. They won't speak to you for months.  I am an idiot.

With regards to HTFC World, the bloke is back!! A new match report will be done any time soon.

Worst night ever.  Just went on a shambolic "date" with a girl I pulled who I thought was quite fit, but on a more sober inspection.....  It wouldn't have been so bad but she was a really difficult person to talk to, and quite frigid.  We kissed for a bit before I virtually booted her out (well I had to give her a lift home and drop some serious hints).  She seems to really like me too - txt me 2 minutes after dropping her off, but.... no.

Did you get her drunk?

Sounds like a typical you were looking for different things story to me. But as dazza said, getting her drunk (if you didn't) would have probably helped your goals.. you man whore (in the acest way).

No sober....  But I doubt she'd have fallen for that, not up for it at all.  To be honest as soon as I saw her things looked bad.  That and she sends really annoying closed pathetic txts, but keeps sending them so I have to reply....

I'm friends with the most gorgeous girl in the world and she's so fucking cool, but she has a naffing boyfriend, and probably thinks I'm a bender.

Drunk tonight Benjamin?

Dazzza - how big does the Steve Jenkins tat have to be?   :mrgreen:

http://www.designmytattoos.com/celebtats/celebrity/steveo1.jpg

Nothing worse than trying to end a text conversation you don't want.

You should always ply women with alcohol on a date.  It's the rules that way you can bin them off and use the excuse you were pissed if she takes offence.

Perhaps but I'm drinking too much already, I don't care about offending her, and she's not the sort to jump into bed on the first date.  She did say something which made me choke though: "You didn't seem the type to just want a one-night stand".  

 :shock:  :D

That is on gorgeous tat....   :|

Not too bad mr. walrus.

At least your gorgeous girl has a boyfriend. I've let a fair few birds I've really liked or ended up liking more when I got to know them better become 'just friends' especially at uni. One of the regrets from my time at  uni, but something I just naturally did when meeting lot's of people in a new situation.

Oh good god that's disastrous.  She sounds like she wants some sort of commitment.

Go for broke - request filth.

Yeh I mean there's no way I'm ready for a relationship at the moment - while I was kissing her I was thinking of my ex non-stop, I really wanna see her in a fuck-buddy capacity or something.  But then I think that may be bad, and there are a couple of other girls I like just as much.  I'm going to visit my ex's mate next weekend too....  That could turn out interesting, what with her being a girl and rumour has it she used to fancy me....   :D

Does anyone on this forum actually have a girlfriend?!  (Doesn't count if you're married!   :P  ).

Nope, hence getting away with the amount of forum + drinking time I've been putting in now.

How heavy do you drink, 'cos I'm worried about me.  I'm heavily binge drinking (bottle of wine/Lambrine + 4/5/6/7/8 lagers on a night) 3-4 times a week now, and then the odd pint on the days off.  Last week I drank for 7 consecutive days, though not all were hardcore sesh's....  Is alcohol really that bad for you?  I'm developing a beer gut, and my skin will go dry....  

:fag:

I guess I'm pretty similar. Although been having more alchohol free day's recently. Also being in my 4th year more people are working hard and my group of friends has been cut down a lot so less oppertunity for big nights out, why I spend more time talking crap on here.

I'm on 1/2 sessions a week at the moment.  Midweek is a bit of a no go at present because works a bit of a fucker with a dirty hangover.

For a 1st year student that's not to bad Walrus.  Just trying to think what I had last Saturday...

4 Buds, 3 Koronas, 5 Sols, 5 Sambucas, Vodka lime and lemonade, a warm can of Stella and about a quarter of a bottle of Martini (straight).

 The last bit was down to being at a bird's house I'm sort of seeing.

  'The associate' as I call her.  Top bird, no hassle, no strings, mad as a fucking loon and I can quite happily meet up with her with the lads and she’ll just crack on.  Got my South American chick still in tow as well but I really can’t be fucked with anything serious at the moment.  

Mates are dropping like flies at the moment to the big 'R' some are even having litters.  Not good.  Far too much left out there to see and do to be settling down.

Ben what are you studying chief?  I'm impressed with your solo drinking I must say.

computer science, although the course at exeter has become a bit laughable since I started.

Not in 4th year because I'm clever, it's down to previous failures.

Solo drinking has become a bit of a boredom thing (I still try to keep on the right side of the sad lonely alchoholic line). Altough I actually passed on 2 going out offers tonight, mainly due to saving some money for the weekend and fucked up sleep patterns leaving me knackered.

Ace I did Computer Science.   8)

What are your course buddies like?

By christ there was some real oddities on mine.  One of them's even had a sex swap.  I had to stop myself laughing on several ocassions when I herd some of them talk for the first time.

Must admit though I love the odd jobs they make the world more interesting.

Course is pretty much made up of harmless oddballs, there are a few ridiculously annoying ones though.

I remember a lecture in my first year, was part of a 'social and professional issues' module, it pretty much consisted of moral and legal issues. Lecture started late for some reason and so was over-running at the end. Everybody was obviously desperate to go home when at ten past the lecture finish time two loosers decided to stand up and have a debate about copyright. The lecturer wasn't involved and was blatently a bit bored aswell but didn't say anything. Think after 5 mins someone just told them to shut the fuck up.

I think generally you do get more people with a lack of basic social skills.

I am going out to a party tonight (as my birthday was yesterday it has worked out pretty well).

I can't decide what to buy: Vodka or beer?

Oooh, decisions, decisions.

If it's your birthday, beer!

I'm out in Brighton tonight.  Cue more drama.   :|

both...

Put the vodka in the beer

Just what I was thinking.

I am 18 now and I feel well proud. :mrgreen:

Well happy 18th for yesterday. Get very drunk young man  :beers:

One of the town end people usually get an abusive message down the phone about 1130, Dave usually decides; wonder who it'll be this time?

Ace, make sure you post your exploits on here.  :mrgreen:

When they bail you...

Haha I remember thinking about TEF when I was banged up and what the fuck I was gonna say....

Oh shit the girl from a couple of weeks back is still texting me.  I should never have gone on that date last night.  D'oh!

Brilliant.  I'm such a cunt.

Went on a pretty regular night, didn't meet up with the others so it was just me and Joe.  We were pretty fucked by 10pm, though nothing outrageous.  Went into the club with a Scottish lad and his mates who we randomly met, and the club passed by without event - didn't manage to pull which is pathetic.  Then got booted out at closing, so went to the seafront trying to get in a club called the Funky Buddha.  We didn't get in as the bouncers "didn't like" the people in front of us who'd he seen us talking to so, we didn't get in either, despite the guy's best efforts to pretend he'd been to Tirana, seeing as the bouncer was Albanian.

Next stop, Mex's club, The Arc.  Even after trying to phone Mex at 3am we didn't manage to get in, so we raced up to the station for the train home.  Unfortunately we didn't have tickets, and ten inspectors were standing by the door, but despite this I tried to merrily walk past them.  I got grabbed in the neck so I lared off the inspector: "Congratulations cunt, earnt you £4.50 an hour....  Sorry nightshift isn't it?  £6.50."

So we walked to the next station, and got home about 7am....   :|

At Brighton met a couple of girls, one was fit, one less so.  The less fit one gave me her number....  Hmm not sure whether or not to text her.

Quite a straightforward one to be honest....  I wonder how Reeves got on on his birthday!

Of course you should text her......and ask for the fit girls number  :wink:

:o  Don't do that. Thats real bastardish.

Do it Walrus!, fucking do it!.  :mrgreen:

No walrus! No!

 :(  The poor girl would be gutted to find out you like her mate instead of her.

But she's a minger.  :roll:

:D  So what! She can't help it.

It's a dog eat dog world Sadie. Or in this case, an ignore all dogs world

How heartless  :(

agreed  :mrgreen:

:wanker:

Like Village said its a dog eat dog world, which is why the Walrus goo-goo-ga-chooo has got to get the fit girls number.

I think, to soften the blow he should ask for the fit birds number while in the middle of sexual activity with the 'other' bird.....

Yes he can get it, but not from her best mate  :D  Don't you men think!! Crikey moses.

End of rant.

Agreed, that way everyones a winner baby, thats the truth.

that wasnt much of a rant  :D

Think?

My rant's are weak  :(  But I'm stressed.

Don't ask for the number while shagging the minger, that's stupid.

Wait til afterwards.

Steal it from her phone while she is sleeping  8)

And a tenner for the taxi home. job done

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/fact-gay.gif

What about my all gay?

you're*

You're our fag hag Sade

Is tha a problem? :fag:

:x

Sade you homophobe  :evil:

Chill out babe. I mean love. I mean Lynne. I mean the last one.

I love real gays, I think they're ace  8)

Not gays like you though, I mean your all GAY gay  :D  You know?

No. Explain, ho-bag...

Well Knob head, My meaning for gay is - smelly- stupid - weird - arogant etc etc  8)

Thing is I know for a fact that in real life none of you would actually do that to a girl. I think your all softies trying to be the 'big man'.

Now anyway I am annoyed because I want to go out tonight but none of my mates have rang me. Do I dare go out on my own and then expect to see people I know? hmmm I don't know. It could go horribly wrong.
My throat hurts from shouting at the radio.

come out in Swindon... i'm having a beer festival round mine 8)

I text the girl from last night, just being friendly really, but she never replied...   :(

Naomi texted me asking if she could come out with us lads tonight....  erm no.  I didn't reply and she text me it again.  I can't think of a good put off without being harsh.

I was in my local today and Swindon's equaliser came up on Soccer Saturday - I stood up and screamed "Fucking yes come on you cunts" before looking at the hundreds of eyes staring at me....  I felt a bit of a pleb!  I'm now pretty wankered, tonight should be interesting!

 :guinness:  :mrgreen:

I had an alright night. :o

Bad-Tommys cut the inside of his throat on a stick and is poorly

Bad-£121 vet bill

Bad-at work

Good-nothing :x

Quite an interesting night....arrived at B'muff at midday and immediately headed to the closest bar for a pint, which ended up being 4 by 2pm. Buggered off to the hotel to check-in, got changed and headed out about 4, already dressed up for the night out! Sat and watched the Afro Nations final, while sinking a few more pints, then went for an Italian, more drinks, then to the first pub of the night, around 7. All gets a little hazy after that tbh, went in just about every bar down Old Christchurch Street, around a dozen, a drink in every one. Went in Fruit, a vodka bar and had a double honey vodka, fucking hell, that was rank! Eventually ended up in Jumpin' Jaks on the front at 2am, dancing away, after watching a live performance by that foreign cunt Chico :x Brucey Bonus though......loads of women in there and all of us managed to pull 8)

Drove back this morning :? and i certainly won't be in work tonight

live performance?? oh dear.

"Its Chico time!"  :wanker:

Good - I can speak German to any random

Bad - I drunk a half a pint today  :oops:

I had an interesting night yesterday. I might go into details later. Was a great night though, very eventful. :)

good  i dumped my boyfriend

bad i have stalker

Good: STFCBird has dumped her boyfriend

Bad: I've got a plan..  :D

 :shock: fuck me

 re: email. See you Saturday night. Bags the left side :--

You sick pervert, I changed my ways now. I don't sleep with just anyone you know

I think he intends to

6 days, love xx

My night went like this, I Was just down near Swindon for the weekend, bad timing really as Swindon were in Bradford but it was the only possible weekend for a bit.

Got to a pub that I go to quite a bit, it was pretty dead, just us and about 10 other people, as most of the regulars are at uni so we were thinking of leaving but decide to stay for 1 pint. We were on a table with a girl I vaguely know but she's fat and her mate who I'd never seen before but she is fit and she asks my name and how old I am. Found out it would've been her wedding day yesterday but she split up with her fiancee, she's American and she's 24. Then some random also American bloke who is often in the pub and she knows comes over and put his arm round her but she's not interested and moves seats. Then I finish my pint and we were going to leave but she asks what I'm drinking and offers to buy me a pint so she gets me a pint and then says he owes me now, he's indebted to me. Then her mate says you can pay her in sexual favours so I said ok and she says done! So could be in here then.  :wink:  

Then bit later we were snogging, when the random bloke from earlier comes up and says something about me looking real young, accused me of being 12 jealous cunt, she says oh no here's hitler (he has a stupid hitler tache) and has an argument with him then comes over and says he's pissed off 'cos he's jealous and she turned him down before when he tried to take her home a couple of weeks ago but he won't get the hint. I'm not that bothered 'cos she clearly doesn't fancy him at all  but he keeps being a prick for ages but fucks off eventually. Think I may have an enemy there though. Then she's just getting more and more horny but we can't go to hers because she's staying with her mate, I also find out she has a 4 year old son but doesn't bother me 'cos she's definitely a milf.

Then when go went round the back of the pub (classy I know 8) ) for a shag and she also gave me a blow job. She talks dirtier than a porn star, sex was fucking great because it would've been her wedding night she was up for anything. Result. Barbed wire got in the way a bit though and we kind of got interrupted.

Dunno if I'll see her again, 'cos she's going back to America in a couple of months permanently. She wanted to see me again today but I'm going back to Cardiff later so she wants me to come and visit her kind of like a fuck buddy I guess. Could be worth it. Think one of my mates was a bit pissed off 'cos he liked her too but what can I do really. She's just texted me also.

All in all, not a bad weekend.

Is BWB the new Walrus?.

Sounds like someone's got an American holiday to book.  :wink:

Good luck Ben  :wink:

Random shit:

Just watched the countdown from 50 of most played songs for break ups.

James blunt - beautiful was number 3, that walk on by song was number 2 and I bet my dad a pound that I will survive - gloria gaynor would be number one, and it was actually abba - the winner takes it all  :o  Not happy.

I'd have guessed it would be the 1991 classic by Skid Row, named "Get the Fuck Out".  Seems i was wrong, sadly.

:mrgreen:  Hmmm maybe not.
That jame's blunt song sends shivers down my spine and so does blue feat elton john - sorry seems to be the hardest word  :oops:  I'm such a big girl!

Was it macey gray that sang that 'I hate you' song? Could of been that one if the bastard cheated on you.

That was Kelis.

No that was Kelis.

"I hate you so much right now, ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"