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The Stunners Home Nations/World Cup

After the bit of national jiggery pokery in the films thread I thought it was nigh on time that we solve this conundrum once and for all.  Which country has the fittest women?

Rules are simple…

1. Select our country
2. Post your team off three players (no funbags or fisherman’s bedrolls out please chaps) when the thread is open (NOT YET)
3. Voting opens this weekend format as follows…
4. No subs or changing your first posted team

-Qualifiers*
-1st Round Group Stages (2 Groups of 5 teams)
-Quarter Finals:
1. Winner Group 1 Vs Runner Up Group 2
2. Runner up Group 2 Vs Winner Group 1
-Semi Final
-Grand Final

*Home nations automatically qualify, if more than 10 entrants then the lowest placed teams according to the FIFA football rankings will have to qualify).  If interest is high then competition may be expanded to 20 teams with four groups in the 1st round.

Groups/Matches decided by polls in the event of a draw an independent adjudicators panel made up of the Mod team will decide the outcome on a point basis.

Without further ado simply post your name and your chosen country.  In the even of the same country being selected twice preference is given in post/time order.

No photos/pictures yet – unleashed in the first matches.

Ahh thankyou

Zipp Bapper
President

Ohh and someone for the love of god take Wales and Northern Ireland

Winner gets a jam jar of forum semen

Ok. I'll take Wales then.  :D

Dazzza I'm confused!

If only the winners and runners up of the two groups go through then that's 4 teams in the quarter final, 2 in the semi and only 1 in the final. Have I read it wrong or is it wrong?

I'll take France.

No, no quite right I can't count!

arf, sorry it was typed in a hurry before I ran from work.

I'll aim for 4 groups of 4 then.....

I'll take Argentina

I've picked my 3 women, they're not bad. Don't think they'll win but having seen the prize I'm quite glad.  :shock:

Zeta Jones and Church being 2 I presume?

I have 2 for my team but can't find a third!

Excuse me for being thick, but do the women have to hail from the country concerned, in which case I bags the Czech Republic.

No I passed on them! They're not the most well known people (2 of them anyway) but they are celebrities (in Wales!).

I presume they do Reg, otherwise I'd choose Kylie for Wales as her mum comes from there.

The Czech Republic is a great shout Reg, went to Prague recently and the women there are out of this world!

I only picked France as I was emailed something today!

I have my team!

Ill have sweden! :D

I'll have the Italians :P

USA please!

Good call Reg, absolutely stunning.

I sampled a few on a stag do in Prague back in April.

Pretty cheap too, always best to haggle the price when abroad  :D  :oops:

Surely someone has to have Brazil?

The women over there are absolutely stunning!!!

I'll take England then.

dmr bags sweden

Got my Italian squad of 5 ready, just got to narrow it down to 3. Decisions, decisions......

When's this thread opening up then Dazzzmeister?

Need 2 more teams, Scotland and Ireland anyone?

Don't be so hasty David, Lee Dixon shotgunned Sweden first....

I'll have Australia  :mrgreen:

Nobodys said germany yet :D  :o

Cos their all hairy and fat.

Nooooooooooooooooorway!

i'll take brazil then  :D

Heidi Klum.  :roll:

hungary it is then

Your allways hungary  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

When is this kicking off?

can i have mexico?

Yes

I've changed my avatar whilst this world cup is on to reflect where my support lies  :)

Good shout Ralphy, me too! :mrgreen:

Frog

Ill have Spain-I have my reasons

So, its.....

Village-Italy
Bed Red-Wales
Edinburgh-France
Dazzza-Argies
Reg-Czech Rep
Lee Dixon-Sweden
DMR-Hungary
Fatbury-US of A
Spuddy-Engerland
Ralphy-Aussies
Adje-Spain
Mex Red-Mexico
Le God-Brazil

That's 13, so we need 3 more i do believe....

Convict!

Why are aussies convicts?

Am i being blonde today?

yes you are Ralph! all their ansesters are criminals from this country  :-))(

I will beat you all, peasants!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/Edinburgh_STFC/French.jpg

I know the real natives of australia are the aboridgeanies (badly spelt!)

Cook discovered Australia, he wasn't a convict!

but the people who were sent there were!

My geography is good but i suck at history.

Here's what your up against...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/vallance.jpg

For the record, i would eat my dinner off her ass.

She looks like a bad oriental!

Holly is my wife, i love her. :oops:

I am only kidding, she's not bad.

You can find better pictures of holly valance, she was absolutely stunning in her neighbours days. Sky from neighbours has to be a bit of a trump card.

Not bad?! I'd do anything to bed her!

That is a great shout. One of my favourite women at the moment!

Right.....Nicole Vaidisova.

  http://www.mthai.com/webboard/upload_images/117484_1924581.jpg


  I'm sticking to Czech female tennis players....there all about 16, but hey...

I am keeping my players under wraps! Top secret!

Here's the innocent schoolgirl  :twisted:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/vallance2.jpg

viva mexico

She looks like a pikey  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

A strong contender, I'd have gone for Australia if you hadn't got it first.

I'm so surprised it was left for me TBH.

My early searches on google for is turning up mountains of porn  8)

hungarianhoneys.com  8)

Dave, have you disabled safe search on google?

If you do, get loads of porn  :D

  Your only allowed birds DMR.....store the gay stuff in the collection

viva mexico

That is a better pic mex  :D

Don't shoot your load too early fella's, play hasn't begun yet! :D

http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/gals/babes/hungarianhoneys/lenkagaborova/pic03.jpg

lenka gaborova is my initial entry, may change

Dave, she is rough as

I'd do her.

 I saw that bird at the first Glastobnbury festival....leastways there was a bird with all the colours and stars flying about her head like that...well there was more than one actually....oh and the fellas too.

Reg, there are some Czech girls working at my local at the moment.

I could ask them if they'd like to be in your team.

  :P

 Maybe you could explain the competition and ask them to pose for some tasteful photos....and then post them up.

That wasn't in question

Has anyone noticed that Japan, China, Pakistan, India are all left?

Infact all countries with different races to us.

 As far as I'm concerned Wales is a different race to us.

i'll take ireland.

surprise nobody's gone for japan/china/korea etc to be fair.

NO PICTURES YET PLEASE

Am i the only person who doesn't find asians and blacks attractive?

That WAS NOT a racist comment before anyone starts. I was just stating that i am not attracted to them.

I am with you Ralphy.

i don't find black women attractive in the slightest, don't mind a bit of oriental but i'm not keen.

I don't like slim girls either.

Puppy fat is abit of a turn on for me.

the colour clash of your semendripping down a black womans thighs should be one of the seven wonders of the world

Do you speak from experience Mex?

I have often wondered what pink cusions look like on a black sofa.

I'm all for variety....there are lots of hot black and Asian birds around....just you don't tend to get many in the czech republic.

Ralphy, are you me? :roll:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

some chinese brids are fantastcially fit

talk to walrus, he'll point you in the right direction!  :soapy tit wank:  :wink:

Great minds and all that mate  :wink:

Seriously, a chubby ass gets my blood boiling  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I have slept with a half hong kong/half english girl (which is very nearly half Chinese I guess) and a Mauritian girl, I've pulled a black girl too but I was absolutely hammered and don't really remember that too well, I do find black girls attractive though.

Asians can definitely be very fit, I like Japanese girls but haven't met many.

i was in the apartment once and i got chatted up by a 39 year old black woman  :|

she said she didnt like whites you see....

Here's another one i may consider for my team  :D

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/isla.jpg

The lovely Isla Fisher

so when does the competition start? i've got at least 15 brazilian honeys lined up, could make a whole squad with that! gonna be difficult to choose which 3 to use.

I must admit US of A has a lot to choose from! :-))(

 :x   I'm never living that one down!  Remind me to engage brain before inserting penis next time....   :beers:

she looked gorgeous to me Walrus!

'rus, is it fair to say we've found a chink in your armour...


badum, tchhhh!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   That's quality, corny, but I love it.

Fatbury - don't rub it in!  :evil:

Did you wok her home afterwards?  :roll:

I'll take Canada, need to do some research though.

I said Norway ages ago.

As Dazzza said the Home Nations automatically qualify and I for some strange reason picked Wales, I feel the next two people to pick teams should take Scotland and N Ireland, that'll get us up nicely to 16 teams.

Bring it on chaps!

Vive Le France!

Wait until you get an Eiffel of my beauties!

Ok. I can't count then, Mexico shows it's 16 already. :oops:

When's the draw for the groups Dazzza?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

so when is this starting?

 I'll play you in a friendly if you like.

Is it not this weekend?

ok reg kick off late this afternoon, 3 players, forum votes. might not play my strongest line up might try a few squad players.

not the youth team then, Mex...

  Are you Sven in disguise or something trying to devalue a friendly...Ok then I'll play my U 18's.

 I wont be around though later this afternnoon.

ok shall we do it now? might be a bit slow am in internet cafe!!

 Oooooh lets.

 I've tossed the coin it was heads I win you go first.

Anyone wanna play my Aussie team in a pre world cup friendly?

I won't be playing my strongest line up.

Bring it on

Ok you start the thread.

Can i play? I'll be Canada pleasee

I'm afraid Canada is mine! :twisted:

Japan it is then

japan is a good one i bet!

We have 16 teams already mate.

so when does this start and i get to see some pics....

Perv!  :soapy tit wank:

im just saying what everyone else is thinking! lets get this competition going!...  :)

can I have Munterstan please ? (ex Soviet republic)