Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: faringdingdong on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 08:07:01 ..........What's your record?
Mine is 12 but a lad at work has had 23 confirmed visits in a 24 hour period. Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: fatbury on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 08:07:58 thats a lot of shit!
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Sade on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 08:21:00 :shock: Nice subject!Is that really what men talk about when they are bored?
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Spud on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 08:27:16 Quote from: "sade" :shock: Nice subject!Is that really what men talk about when they are bored? Yes http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/NOdding.gif Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: faringdingdong on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 08:29:35 Hey come on, even the queen shits.
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 08:32:31 Don't think i've ever had more than one shit in a day. Except for when i'm ill. So, maybe my record is 2/3 :|
Crap subject anyway Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: genf_stfc on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 08:33:44 Its an interesting question though - from a scientific point of view, how do you define one shit unit ?
While 23 is indeed an impressive number, I went diving in Egypt a while ago and when I came back I reckon I was averaging about 5 "sittings" a day, but some of those were some proper white knuckle affairs, lasting upwards of 40 minutes with many periods of episodic emission, which certainly would have put me well into double figures in terms of individual dumps. Speaking of which, that first coffee of the day is starting to kick in.... where did I leave that Auto Trader ? Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Sade on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 08:39:40 :?
Off subject a little,But I counted My sneezes last night and I did 13 all in one night 8) Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: fatbury on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 08:43:49 what about the number of w ....
oh on second thoughts maybe not! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 09:33:50 Quote from: "sade" :? Off subject a little,But I counted My sneezes last night and I did 13 all in one night 8) not sure if it is true or not but it sounds cool but apparently if you sneeze 15 times or more in a row it can bring you to orgasm. if true how cool. bit of a shit if you suffer badly with hayfeever though Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 09:35:17 If you've had a really good night out (with a curry) then you can quite easily do 3+ shits in one day :|
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: janaage on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 09:40:13 Usually (not illness related) I'm as regular as clock work, get to work sit at my desk for an hour or so, then go have a shit, and get paid for it. Don't waste your own time having a shit when you can get paid for it, I try not to shit at weekends. Unless I'm doing overtime.
I love the hour at my desk pre shit as my farts smell great. Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Panda Paws on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 09:41:32 http://www.the-big-shit-list.com/
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Sussex on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 09:47:47 There's a 2 for 1 deal on currys at my local Tesco at the moment, and I've eaten Madras for dinner every night since Sunday.
I'm shitting for England this week, looking forward to a solid one though :? Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: walrus on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 10:17:25 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "sade" :? Off subject a little,But I counted My sneezes last night and I did 13 all in one night 8) not sure if it is true or not but it sounds cool but apparently if you sneeze 15 times or more in a row it can bring you to orgasm. if true how cool. bit of a shit if you suffer badly with hayfeever though It doesn't work for me.... I sneeze like a cunt in the summer but never orgasmed. Apparently a sneeze is a mini-orgasm though! :D As for shits, couldn't be more than 5 non-ill, but I think it's more quality than quantity.... Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 10:25:10 I have already had 2! Only been up 3 hours! :P
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: faringdingdong on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 10:28:49 Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "sade" :? Off subject a little,But I counted My sneezes last night and I did 13 all in one night 8) not sure if it is true or not but it sounds cool but apparently if you sneeze 15 times or more in a row it can bring you to orgasm. if true how cool. bit of a shit if you suffer badly with hayfeever though It doesn't work for me.... I sneeze like a cunt in the summer but never orgasmed. Apparently a sneeze is a mini-orgasm though! :D I heard that the Victorians called sneezing a 'petit mal' because they thought it was a near death experience. As for shits, couldn't be more than 5 non-ill, but I think it's more quality than quantity.... Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: DMR on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:30:08 Probably once a day, the same as everyone else with normal bodily functions...
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:32:27 Thats not true about sneezing but when you do sneeze you use the same muscles as when you have an orgasm.
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: DMR on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:33:01 I'm pretty sure I've never ejactulated via my nostrils...
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:34:06 Don't worry Dave, far too technical for you.
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: DMR on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:34:38 8)
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Sade on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 17:10:28 Is there something wrong with me?My sneezes don't feel like bloody orgasms :( They are bastards.
Talking of orgasms,I watched a programme the other day and on there was a women with an 'illness' where she gets over 400 orgasms a day :shock: Hows that an illness? Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: faringdingdong on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 17:12:09 Quote from: "sade" Is there something wrong with me?My sneezes don't feel like bloody orgasms :( They are bastards. Talking of orgasms,I watched a programme the other day and on there was a women with an 'illness' where she gets over 400 orgasms a day :shock: Hows that an illness? She must be having all the ones that my ex was hoping for. Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:14:09 That's my type of illness.
Sneezes don't feel like orgasms, whoever said that has go to be having a joke. Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:19:33 I once read that the average person does 14 farts a day....in my case I'm probably above average.
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:20:14 My record is probably no more than 5. 23 is a joke!
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:21:55 I sometimes go 2 days without a solid.
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Whits on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:31:18 before i went into hospital i had to have 2 bottles of
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/buyinprivate/fleetprepkit1.html worse day ever! Fact!! :shock: i lost count btw...... Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:32:31 my record would have to be 2 yes just the two :D
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:34:40 Somestimes after a heavy night and a curry though i have many 'visits' but just brown water comes out :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Shits in one day......... Post by: Sade on Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:46:24 Diorhea Diorhea,It comes out your bum like pedigree chum Diorhea Diorhea.
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