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..........What's your record?

Mine is 12 but a lad at work has had 23 confirmed visits in a 24 hour period.

thats a lot of shit!

:shock: Nice subject!Is that really what men talk about when they are bored?

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Hey come on, even the queen shits.

Don't think i've ever had more than one shit in a day. Except for when i'm ill. So, maybe my record is 2/3 :|

Crap subject anyway

Its an interesting question though - from a scientific point of view, how do you define one shit unit ?

While 23 is indeed an impressive number, I went diving in Egypt a while ago and when I came back I reckon I was averaging about 5 "sittings" a day, but some of those were some proper white knuckle affairs, lasting upwards of 40 minutes with many periods of episodic emission, which certainly would have put me well into double figures in terms of individual dumps.

Speaking of which, that first coffee of the day is starting to kick in.... where did I leave that Auto Trader ?

:?

Off subject a little,But I counted My sneezes last night and I did 13 all in one night 8)

what about the number of w ....

oh on second thoughts maybe not!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

not sure if it is true or not but it sounds cool but apparently if you sneeze 15 times or more in a row it can bring you to orgasm.

if true how cool.

bit of a shit if you suffer badly with hayfeever though

If you've had a really good night out (with a curry) then you can quite easily do 3+ shits in one day  :|

Usually (not illness related) I'm as regular as clock work, get to work sit at my desk for an hour or so, then go have a shit, and get paid for it.  Don't waste your own time having a shit when you can get paid for it, I try not to shit at weekends.  Unless I'm doing overtime.

I love the hour at my desk pre shit as my farts smell great.

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There's a 2 for 1 deal on currys at my local Tesco at the moment, and I've eaten Madras for dinner every night since Sunday.

I'm shitting for England this week, looking forward to a solid one though  :?

It doesn't work for me....  I sneeze like a cunt in the summer but never orgasmed.  Apparently a sneeze is a mini-orgasm though!   :D

As for shits, couldn't be more than 5 non-ill, but I think it's more quality than quantity....

I have already had 2! Only been up 3 hours! :P

Probably once a day, the same as everyone else with normal bodily functions...

Thats not true about sneezing but when you do sneeze you use the same muscles as when you have an orgasm.

I'm pretty sure I've never ejactulated via my nostrils...

Don't worry Dave, far too technical for you.

8)

Is there something wrong with me?My sneezes don't feel like bloody orgasms :( They are bastards.
Talking of orgasms,I watched a programme the other day and on there was a women with an 'illness' where she gets over 400 orgasms a day :shock: Hows that an illness?

She must be having all the ones that my ex was hoping for.

That's my type of illness.

Sneezes don't feel like orgasms, whoever said that has go to be having a joke.

I once read that the average person does 14 farts a day....in my case I'm probably above average.

My record is probably no more than 5. 23 is a joke!

I sometimes go 2 days without a solid.

before i went into hospital i had to have 2 bottles of

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worse day ever! Fact!!  :shock:

i lost count btw......

my record would have to be  2 yes just the two  :D

Somestimes after a heavy night and a curry though i have many 'visits' but just brown water comes out  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Diorhea Diorhea,It comes out your bum like pedigree chum Diorhea Diorhea.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Used to sing that at school.