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i found a dog that was on a lost dog poster, rang the owner and drove the poor fucker to it's address, even declined then £100 reward

aren't i nice  8)

idiot.  :wink:

that's what i thought  :?

seriously though, if we now live in a society where someone has to pay you to get their lost pet back, well, then we're a fucking pathetic country

was she fit?

That was a nice thing you did dmr, well done  :D   You just made someone's day

Should have sent a ransom note and a demand for a grand then ate it anyway.

That's how things should be done.

 :D  It was a dog though not a big fan

Had it been a cat I'd have considered it

You should have taken the mongrel back, but said that on the way home it took a bite out of your leg and that you're gonna to call the police and demand that it should be put down before it bites anyone else.

the owner or the dog?

the owner .. im guessing u turned down the reward in hope of getting something else!  :wink:

Nicest thing I done this week was smile at an old boy in teh baguette shop, no one was shatting to him so I said hello, he then told me about the sandwich getting in his teeth, he saw me today and waved again.

Id have taken the £100

I have taken the money - put another way, you turned down 50 pints - more fool you

Tough call, I'd have taken it back without the reward, but if someone's offering it then they obviously it's there for the taking, maybe shoudl have taken some or givenit to charity to spread the goodwill!

Talking of old men ash went to the post office yesterday to get my car tax and there was this ancient old man, very sweet, but loopy and was singing Kum Baya on the top of his voice throughout the queue.  Was funny though!!!

She got the money out of her purse and I basically said don't be silly, because when our dog went missing and we got her back, the guy left locked her in his car until we paid him... which made me fucking livid

That's ridiculous. I bet he stole it in the first place...

what a cunt.

you did the right thing DMR.

good work young man

Alright - see your point - but maybe a tenner to cover your petrol would have done.

It was about a two minute drive... she did offer to be fair

I don't pay for my petrol so I'm not fussed

Schoolboy error

That was Santini - Care in the Community :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Well done Dave your a lovely man.

You should have asked her if she was claiming the £100 from her insurance company though, because taking money from an insurance company is fair game.

I'll just nip round there now :grin:

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Ash isnt that old, after all he is still a student  8)

What a nice cunt you are Dave.

Have you asked him along to the Brizzle City game yet?.

ha ha we need numbers!

Awwwww Daves getting soft in his old age :D

i'm proud of you dave