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Thought I would share it with you, I am bored and it made me laugh

I started having an affair with a younger, supersexy coworker about two months ago.
 
I was very nervous and had tremendous anxiety about going to bed with her.
Sure enough, the first time we tried I could not perform. I felt worthless and could
not believe that I blew an opportunity to be with a woman so incredibly beautiful.
 
I decided to get some Vjaagra online http://www.becokedonit.com and give it a try.
 
The next time we were together things were wonderfully different. My cock was hard enough
to cut through diamonds and I couldn't believe how full and swollen it was. We had great
sex that day and have continued to do so.
 
It is my little secret, but I want to share with other men that Vjaagra does work.
 
P.S. If you have a problem, try Vjaagra, it is great http://www.becokedonit.com

Have you ever had a cock hard enough to cut through diamond? If so e mail aunty bird   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

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whats with the face?  :D

That's given me one horrible mental image  :shock:

That is the only feasable comment i could make, sorry :|

How do you find this thing out?

Firstly you've got to find a big enough diamond  :wink:
Then are you really going to attempt to shag it in two  :soapy tit wank:

Why do people send those, you'd think they would get fed up.  Just made me laugh in my dirty mind  :D

Most like internet persona eh? Well, yes

Cheeky  :wink: you def owe me a beer now  :D

Northern Red, I am a horse rider I have strong thighs believe it or not  :D  :wink:

Birdys Dirty Mind makes me laugh!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

you must be the only one fats  :(

That's so funny, you're so silly :D

silly but very clever  :wink:

Cunniving (sp)

me?!  Never, I am lovely  :D

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:twisted:

i liked you once  :wink:

Thats a really bad analogy. Your cock would have to be sharp to cut trough a diamond rather than hard. And if anyone had a cock sharp enough to cut diamond I dont think they'd be getting a whole lot of pussy action. :|

boom boom and he's back, my favorite perv  :D

nice hol?  Did you get blown away in hurricane?

hello.

Hol was ace thanks. I look like I've changed race I'm that tanned :soapy tit wank:

We left on Sat, so avoided the hurricane by a day or 2. might have been a different story if it hadnt got stuck over mexico and slowed it down though :|

I thought that was funny but i have a filthy mind.

great being back at work eh?

I know you have! remember when you told me about the nappy  :wink:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

explain...

It sucks balls and I cant wait for the weekend. :x  I cant wait til Christmas either.

Birdy wanted me to wear a nappy for her

Do you shit yourself on a regualr basis ralphy?

this is twice now this thread has conjured up a horrible mental image  8)

Only after too much beer

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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/nappy.jpg

nice man breasts ralphy :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  would look even better if mr postman was holding his sack at the same time  :D

Check out my hair  8)

bowl head  :soapy tit wank:

birdy is a danger to innocent young men everywhere

:shock:  i am not  :x

threatening to deflower me with a bud bottle
encouraging me to pull psycho birds at college
dragging me around abingdon on a saturday night, pointing out oxford fans

need i go on?

you wanted to pull the mad woman from college, I just gave you the lines, you can't include that one!!!!!!!!

The others I will admit to  :oops:

fat load of good that did me  :D

That wasn't your fault though was it.  Plenty more where she came from.  Perhaps you should try wearing nappies?   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   :beers:

Did you crash and burn, SY?

don't mention the war!!!!!  :soapy tit wank:

oh... ok!

she was a kraut then?  best leave that sort alone SY :mrgreen:

No she weren't German.

Cmon -tell us then.

its what the internet was made for you know..........

ask sonic!!  It not my secret to tell  :mrgreen:

that sounds like effort to me, and you are aware of my thoughts about effort......

If she's not German......She didn't look like John Cleese did she
 :soapy tit wank:

Looks like the email originates from the States.  Diamond Cutter was a favourite boast of their physical attributes by some LA cops in Joseph Wambaugh's The Choir Boys and The Onion Field. Good reads.

she's Polish (well her parents are) and she's lovely. but she's a bit mental so i'm keeping my distance for the time being  :D

she didn't laugh in my face or mock me

There's a first time for everything :wink:

don't worry it's happened before

that made me laugh very loudly, sorry youth  :oops:

i was only 9, my mate told this girl i had a crush on her and she laughed in my face  :D

:D i bet if she knew of your high status today in football she'd take you!

that's ace  8)