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In order to try and change our luck I did TWO things before the Stevenage game ... and we won!!

Firstly I shaved my head BALD ..
and secondly I wore that SKY BLUE LONSDALE Jumper

Seemed to work!! :beers:

Keep it up then.

Fatbury Now:

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I wore my Lonsdale black polo top to Brentford and Stevenage. It stinks but I've forbidden the misses to wash the luck out of it.

2 points:

1. Did you know you can only get the polo shirt with the 'nationwide' logo on it now because they got uppity?
2. Despite being an adult why do I think what I wear has any impact on results.

Because it does.  Christ, don't ever stop believing in that one.  Someone nicked my lucky scarf in 1995 (Bolton fan during semi final).  It had been replaced with a nice new one for the Prem season!

Now look at us.  Barely a season to remember since.  Lucky items pass on their strength in many ways to our players, the more people who stop believing in the luck, the harder it is.

That doesn't add up Rob, 95 was the season after the Prem. :?

Northern .. that picture is uncannily accurate! :|

This man with "JACKO" Number 50 on his Swindon shirt gave me a wristband on the train before the Brentford game.  It says "SWINDON TOWN FC".  I have worn it since then and we have kept cleansheets in both matches.  It is my new lucky charm. :mrgreen:

I know, I used a nice new scarf for the 1993-94 season, thinking I was doing the right thing.  Lucky Scarf was consigned to the bottom of the wardrobe and was even considered lost at one point.

I finally snapped and took Lucky scarf along to cup games at the end of 94/95 (trying to ease it back in) but it was nicked from my car window at the Shell garage after we one 2-1 in the first leg.  Need I go on to explain what results this had for the clubs away leg!  Notice the upswing in Boltons fortunes since then!  This is clearly not a coincidence.

I wore my cursed Cureton shirt BUT i wore a coat over it. Maybe this breaks the spell??

I started shaving my head in 1996/97 - I'm to blame for our slump methinks. :(

Ah I see.  Did the culprit leave any clues?  

Perhaps we can track him down and retrieve your scarf thus bringing the good times back to us, whilst hopefully making Bolton shit again at the same time.

We won because I wasn't at the game - FACT

where were u Birdy and are u going to Scunthorpe??

(It could be said it was cos I wasnt there .. but i was there during our greatest triumphs so I know it aint down to me!)

I had a netball match that I had to play as we didn't have enough players, so couldn't drop out.  Yeah will be going saturday.

Netball is a sport I just dont see enough of!! 8)

you should get sky sports then

I meant in the FLESH!! ..  :soapy tit wank:

Birdy plays netball  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

What is so funny about that postman pat  :evil:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Just got this image in my head of you with pom poms doing a cheer leading dance  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I do shake my pom poms I suppose

 :shock:

Must be one strong sports bra.

yeah, it is my over the shoulder boulder holder, does the trick every time

Its ok Birdy,He thinks things like that are funny.He thought the Idea of me in a football kit was hilarious for some reason :(
By the way mr.ralph,wearing your cureton shirt was a bit hypocritical wasnt it? :D  :wink:

I too believe in the mystical power of 'lucky clothing',  last night was the first time in a while that i hit on a combination that works :) .The problem with it is though is i think wearing 5 layers of clothing could be slightly constricting and sweat inducing .:) .

I saw him, he's bald and about... erm.... 50 years old  :D

Does he post on here?

He kept the 11 Cureton well hidden under his jacket, poof wasnt even cold last night... :)

I had to ditch a new away top once, after just one wearing because a different combo worked much better when it was in the wash.  Never used again.  At all.  Not even for leisure.  Don't want to tempt the Nasty Horrible Piss Poor Luck Demons - they see everything

I've often pondered this as well,and i've come to the conclusion that as supporters, we really have no control over what happens on the pitch,we can only control things we do on a match day.Thus if we do things the right way Swindon will win :) .

Maybe we should get him drunk sade and dress him in a netball/football kit and laugh at him

Girls in footy shirts are great.  Just footy shirts mind...

:nod:

:nod: :nod: :D

so are men

That's sexist, I've never had to report a post to Dazzza before....   :(  :wink:

:beers:

i wore a new jacket to brentford & then the same one to stevenage. i think i'll wear it agian against scunthorpe  :)

i think i've wore my swindon shirt twice this season, against wycombe & oldham, so might shove that to the back of the wardrobe

Nowt wrong with that, ive made marie wear an england one and am working on a swindon one! Problem is she keeps making me call her phil neville! Kinda puts me off my stride, think she is trying to get me to last more than a minute! :shock:

Paul, thats one of my Dads best mates.  He doesn't post on here but he goes on some other message board.  Top bloke!

I don't know how your still alive sometimes ash, class  :soapy tit wank:

he he, she does read this as well!

:D Good thinking!