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Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Foggy on Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:08:28

Im going out next week with a few mates on a pull a pig night and i need some cheesy chat up lines,can any one help?

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:09:53

Fancy a fuck?

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:10:10

You're ugly, fancy a drink?

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Northern Red on Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:10:57

"You know some blokes right now would be spouting lines at you, like you're like the stars and so on"
"However you're just about passable as female and I need a shag, so just come home with me and save us all some precious time"

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Northern Red on Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:11:44

Althought STFC village managed that in much less time :soapy tit wank:

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:12:54

Quote from: "Northern Red"

Althought STFC village managed that in much less time :soapy tit wank:

Short and sweet, which sounds like the type of women you're after Foggy :D

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:16:32

My boss taught me a few the other day,

"fancy going halves on a bastard" and "can you give me a wank with your fanny" Both would get a hard kick in the balls from me though

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Foggy on Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:29:15

Dont worry Birdy,we are trying to pull pigs, not sophisticated young ladies like you
:)

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, October 14, 2005, 15:34:34

Birdy is way too good for chat up lines

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Asher on Friday, October 14, 2005, 16:08:45

I played pull a pig with matty haywood once, I kicked his arse but thats nothing to celebrate. I wasnt with marie before anyone starts

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, October 14, 2005, 16:19:07

You can't beat:

The word of the day is legs....so why don't you come back to mine and spread the word

I pulled yesterday, not using that though but then she wasn't a pig. I've now missed a deadline for some work I was meant to do though 'cos I was still in bed with her until a couple of hours ago. Ah well.

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, October 14, 2005, 17:22:59

Go up to a bird and say 'would you sleep with me for a million pounds'. More than likely she'll say yes. Then ask 'would you sleep with me for nothing'. She'll probably say no, (if the answer is yes, :mrgreen: ). Respond with 'So, we've established you are a slag, we just need to negotiate some sort of price!'

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: unclemark on Friday, October 14, 2005, 17:26:56

How about "You must be tired...cos you've been running through my head all day"

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: walrus on Friday, October 14, 2005, 17:49:42

"Why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up."

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: blinkpip on Friday, October 14, 2005, 18:12:09

Quote from: "Walrus"

"Why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up."

Remember she's a pig. Will probably breaks his legs, if sat on.

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: blinkpip on Friday, October 14, 2005, 18:13:14

Has anyone a part from Asher pulled an pig/ugly bird as you want to call them?
It's a but mean calling them that thou :?

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Sade on Friday, October 14, 2005, 19:03:25

'did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?'
'I've lost my mobile number can I have yours'
um can't think of anymore!

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: DV on Friday, October 14, 2005, 19:11:55

Is your name gillette? because you're the best a man can get 8)

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Sussex on Friday, October 14, 2005, 19:41:40

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Sade on Friday, October 14, 2005, 19:46:41

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: DMR on Friday, October 14, 2005, 19:52:24

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Title: Chat up lines
Post by: Amir on Friday, October 14, 2005, 20:21:56

The best I've ever had is, after being asked what I did, 'You look like you should be a doctor. Would you like to examine me?'

I don't think I've ever tried a chat up line in my life, and I know if I did I'd fuck it up dramatically.