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Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: walrus on Friday, October 7, 2005, 16:54:44 Out of curiosity more than anything else, I recently applied to Brentford FC for a position as a ticketing man, steward etc. They rang me today, while I'm half-cut so I probably didn't give a good first impression, and it's £25 for working 12.45 - 5pm. The ground is 18 miles from here. I will do a total of 8 hours training in 2 hour stints, gaining a NVQ qualification in stewarding. I will get to watch lots of Brentford. I will see hardly anything of Swindon. It's not hard is it, but I need the money.... Ermmm....
Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: Spencer_White on Friday, October 7, 2005, 16:57:19 Brentford steward deffo.
http://67.18.37.16/525/186/emo/emot-byewhore.gif Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, October 7, 2005, 17:00:43 Being less than competent in the English language seems to be the first requirement of a steward, so slurring may have helped.....certainly didn't do Sandy any harm in her rise up the football back up career ladder..
Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: Sussex on Friday, October 7, 2005, 17:01:28 Stupid idea. Get a bar job or something.
Title: Re: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: Spud on Friday, October 7, 2005, 17:01:56 Quote from: "Walrus" Out of curiosity more than anything else, I recently applied to Brentford FC for a position as a ticketing man, steward etc. They rang me today, while I'm half-cut so I probably didn't give a good first impression, and it's £25 for working 12.45 - 5pm. The ground is 18 miles from here. I will do a total of 8 hours training in 2 hour stints, gaining a NVQ qualification in stewarding. I will get to watch lots of Brentford. I will see hardly anything of Swindon. It's not hard is it, but I need the money.... Ermmm.... That would make my mind up straight away!, NO!. :? Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: walrus on Friday, October 7, 2005, 17:03:57 Yeh knew it was a bad idea. I desperately want bar work, but they want someone good.... :(
Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, October 7, 2005, 17:09:26 Don't do it I'll miss you.
Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: walrus on Friday, October 7, 2005, 17:10:37 Quote from: "sonicyouth" Don't do it I'll miss you. Yeh fuck it I love Swindon too much to take up a job with the cockney cunts, plus can you imagine Brentford's equivalent of Yeovil Red? I'd get beats man :| Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: blinkpip on Friday, October 7, 2005, 17:11:28 Watch Swindon Warlus. Or get a job at the County Ground and make my Cuppa!
Burger Seller! Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: Sade on Friday, October 7, 2005, 18:40:13 Can't believe you even thought about it walrus :o No disrespect to brentford stewards or anything but I'm sure you can aim higher than that!It would be like having an affair watching a different team all the time :D you made the right decision!Good luck with trying to find another job and I know how annoying it is when you can't find one.seems to take forever.
Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: Dazzza on Friday, October 7, 2005, 18:46:03 That has to be one of the worst job descriptions ever.
Christmas is coming up and stores will start to hire very shortly. Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: yeo on Friday, October 7, 2005, 18:49:27 slut.
Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: Leggett on Friday, October 7, 2005, 18:54:19 stewards are rubbish, FACT.
Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: Sade on Friday, October 7, 2005, 21:12:02 Some stewards are cool :D Where I sit in the arkells,there is an entrance just behind me in the middle and theres always the same steward stood there(and he's english and from swindon)he wears a little swindon hat 8) Hes like a family friend now and we always chat to him as he always has the goss.Sometimes the firemen stand with him.He threw peanuts at me during the game once that was quite funny!
The stewards at blackpool scare me,they just do not stop talking. Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: DV on Saturday, October 8, 2005, 00:17:15 You're too small and pretty to be a steward!!
Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: yeo on Saturday, October 8, 2005, 00:44:41 Quote from: "DV85" You're too small and pretty to be a steward!! I wish I said that. Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: Amir on Saturday, October 8, 2005, 00:51:15 Bless his little cotton socks.
Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: walrus on Saturday, October 8, 2005, 01:01:18 Quote from: "DV85" You're too small and pretty to be a steward!! You'rer arse is too loose to be a steward... candy+baby springs to mind,.... Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: walrus on Saturday, October 8, 2005, 01:01:56 Quote from: "Amir" Bless his little cotton socks. I'm gonna ram you so hard it's gonna bleled :twisted: Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: Amir on Saturday, October 8, 2005, 01:40:30 You're still a little cutie though, ain'tcha? :soapy tit wank:
Title: Help Me Make a Decision Post by: walrus on Saturday, October 8, 2005, 08:03:13 Quote from: "Amir" You're still a little cutie though, ain'tcha? :soapy tit wank: :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x |