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Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: JMH75 on Monday, October 3, 2005, 09:26:38
As briefly discussed with our friendly scoreboard operative Sonic, I have a number of tenuous links to our beloved club:


1. My brothers girlfriend went travelling and met Dick Mackey's son. :D

2. A woman who works for the company that our company uses for graphic design work was married to a Swindon Town player in the late eighties (she won't tell me who). :D

3. Her brother designed the latest version of the Swindon Town logo. :D

4. Her father used to own (or partly owns) Arkells brewery. :D

5. One of my mates works with Sam Parkins younger sister (not applicable now I guess) :cry:

I can now add to the list the fact that my bosses fiance is very good friends with Iffy Onuora. They're getting married next year (my boss and her fiance, not Iffy) so I will probably get to meet the great man (hopefully he's still around by then). :D

All these links, and the ironic thing is that i'm the biggest jinx ever to grace the county ground. :cry:


Title: Re: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Sussex on Monday, October 3, 2005, 10:33:54
Quote from: "JMH75"
Her brother designed the latest version of the Swindon Town logo. :D


Then her brother should be shot. :D

The current Swindon Town logo is an embarrassment. How that tacky thing got approval by anyone other than Stevie Wonder I'll never know.

Le God and myself could have done far better, but the club should have just stuck to the previous badge.


Title: Re: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: le god cuervo on Monday, October 3, 2005, 10:43:33
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Le God and myself could have done far better, but the club should have just stuck to the previous badge.


dam right!  :D

if the stadium development ever goes ahead & if the club ever gets itself out of the mess its in now, i can see the whole image of the club being redeveloped & re-branded = new badge  8)


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: janaage on Monday, October 3, 2005, 10:44:36
It is fucking crap, let's bring back the history to the club.  We need to re-invent this club to stop it going under.  We need links to the people of the town.  That badge is as faceless and as meaningless as the club feels to most of the people of the town.


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: McLovin on Monday, October 3, 2005, 10:49:16
What would you put in a new badge, that would reflect the town?

I'd plump for a couple of single mums, the Oasis, and a guilotine (sp?) for Dr Lister...


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: janaage on Monday, October 3, 2005, 10:55:31
The old train one was a good badge, at least it showed a little of the town's heritage.  As Wiltshire's only major club, we have plenty to choose from to attract interest from Swindon and the surrounding areas, Avebury, the White Horses, Ridgeway.

Let's get a few decent badge designs and send it in, we could change the future of STFC.  God I sound like Gary Stanley.

This may have something to do with me waking up this morning, clapping my hands and saying "this is gonna be a great day" just because that old bloke on Jerry Maguire does it every morning.


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Sade on Monday, October 3, 2005, 11:14:00
I definately preferred the old badge.It actually meant something,like it had the railway on and everything.look at the current badge,ooooooh it has a 's' for swindon on!(no offence to the womens brother!)
I don't have any links with swindon :( When My dad used to live in swindon he used to play footie with holgates dad though I think.
Also a bit random but my cousin is in a band and the drummer of the band is a girl and her brother is lewis haldane of bristol rovers 8)


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Spud on Monday, October 3, 2005, 11:43:48
Lets bring back the old badge.  :beers:

I couldnt imagine Burnley or any other Northern Monkey side changing their historic badge for a crappy updated one. :|


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, October 3, 2005, 11:55:22
Any new badge should incorporate a true modern reflection of life in Swindon, and therefore should include:

- Teenage mothers
- The twin towers of Park South
- groups of chavs hanging around in the town centre
- business parks
- council ineptitute
- Wheelie Bins
- Shaw "Country tip, sorry, park"
- A Honda factory


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Spud on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:02:12
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Any new badge should incorporate a true modern reflection of life in Swindon, and therefore should include:

- Teenage mothers
- The twin towers of Park South
- groups of chavs hanging around in the town centre
- business parks
- council ineptitute
- Wheelie Bins
- Shaw "Country tip, sorry, park"
- A Honda factory


You've left out 'used Condoms' and 'used Syringes'.


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:05:23
I didnt think Swindonian kids knew about condoms? :mrgreen:

More suggestions the merrier though


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Spud on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:08:10
Quote from: "Piemonte"
I didnt think Swindonian kids knew about condoms? :mrgreen:

More suggestions the merrier though


Thats the parents. :mrgreen:


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Sade on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:08:28
Who's going to want a badge with a picture of a condom on it :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: adje on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:11:23
Rubber Johno!


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:17:18
I think the new badge should be traditional such as a coat of arms like Bristol City.


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:18:23
I forgot to mention crack houses and bike bag-snatchers :roll:


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Spud on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:21:15
Quote from: "Piemonte"
I forgot to mention crack houses and bike bag-snatchers :roll:


They must be stopped!, i quite fancy carrying a man bag just so i can drag one of the fuckers off their Bike!.  :evil:


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:22:55
What about whores?


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Spud on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:23:44
Quote from: "Ralphy"
What about whores?


What about them?.


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Sade on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:24:50
you all forgot the magicroundabout thats got to go on the badge somewhere :P


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:26:46
one of you design type people need to incorporate all of this into a badge. It would be very very funny.

I'd stick a pole in their spokes suddy, then kick the fuck out of the thieving crackhead scum once they've fallen off.

I might go out disgused as a granny in west swindon tonight, see if I can lure one of the fuckers in :mrgreen:


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Spud on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:30:30
Quote from: "Piemonte"
one of you design type people need to incorporate all of this into a badge. It would be very very funny.

I'd stick a pole in their spokes suddy, then kick the fuck out of the thieving crackhead scum once they've fallen off.

I might go out disgused as a granny in west swindon tonight, see if I can lure one of the fuckers in
:mrgreen:


Good idea, i would join you but ive got to go to fecking work. :evil:


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:31:32
Yes....

MAgic roundabout from above as the badge with a different item mentioned in this thread on each of the roundabouts, with a nice old school STFC on the centre roundabout....


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: le god cuervo on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:43:27
Quote from: "Piemonte"
one of you design type people need to incorporate all of this into a badge. It would be very very funny.


if i get time this week i'll have a go.

probably wont though!  :roll:


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Sade on Monday, October 3, 2005, 12:47:18
Thats what I was going to say!sounds quite good I think 8)  
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Yes....

MAgic roundabout from above as the badge with a different item mentioned in this thread on each of the roundabouts, with a nice old school STFC on the centre roundabout....


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: yeo on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:11:23
My friend  is related in someway to Chris Kamara.


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Johno on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:17:04
ive sat on frank talias lap  :shock: i was like 7 at the time!


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:19:32
I spoke to Jack Smith at Aylesbury in pre season.

We discussed cars because he pulled up in a black Type R  8)


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:21:44
Ossie tapped me on the head once when i was collecting tickest from near the players lounge. asked me who is going to win.

Legend


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Johno on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:23:23
oh yeh, also when i was a ballboy i was walking down the tunnel and andy king got me in a headlock and started hurting me  :(


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:24:33
I miss the days when we were good  :(


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: yeo on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:24:55
Quote from: "Johno"
oh yeh, also when i was a ballboy i was walking down the tunnel and andy king got me in a headlock and started hurting me  :(


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Good old Kingy.I miss him.


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:25:01
Quote from: "Johno"
oh yeh, also when i was a ballboy i was walking down the tunnel and andy king got me in a headlock and started hurting me  :(


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:25:39
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Quote from: "Johno"
oh yeh, also when i was a ballboy i was walking down the tunnel and andy king got me in a headlock and started hurting me  :(


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Good old Kingy.I miss him.


didn't you get Johno in a headlock on Saturday Yeovil???


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: yeo on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:26:58
I expect so.


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:27:45
Yeovil, you gave me and my mate a fag.

Very generous of you sir.


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: yeo on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:28:59
You owe me 10 pints for that. 8)


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:29:34
Of guiness?  :shock:


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: yeo on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:31:19
nope Brandy :D


Title: Tenuous Swindon Town links
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:32:46
I will save up and then watch you drink 10 pints of brandy  :D