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Title: Whits is.....
Post by: JMH75 on Monday, October 3, 2005, 09:11:01
Officially, the best TEF chanter. :D

His chants are a mix of golden oldie classics (Red Army), contemporary classics (my garden shed) and innovative post modernistic future stand fillers such as Tony Thorpe, Ricky Shakes and the league is upside-down.

Until Saturday is was a toss up ( :shock: ) between Whits and Kinky Tom, but Tom's inability to spell S-W-I-N-D-O-N  :wink:  makes Whits the true champ.

You are an insporation to us all. 8)


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, October 3, 2005, 09:13:53
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

I got caught up watching the game - I'd already got through two of them successfully that day.

That was a once in a lifetime cock-up, any chance I can claw myself back in to contention?

Whits is an inspiration to the rest of you though yes.


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Danjackson10 on Monday, October 3, 2005, 09:14:21
bravo


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: McLovin on Monday, October 3, 2005, 09:19:08
having seen pictures of KT, i now know i was sat about 5 seats away from you at the Yeovil game, back row of the End.  

Foghorn, springs to mind... :wink:


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, October 3, 2005, 09:20:37
You love it. 8)


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Whits on Monday, October 3, 2005, 09:50:18
http://www.masher.co.uk/Misc/Humour/images/beer_-_helping_ugly_people_2.gif


 :beers: helps me sing  :beers:


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Marie on Monday, October 3, 2005, 10:20:55
Tom gets my vote with "your not fit to leave the house"


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: strooood on Monday, October 3, 2005, 11:18:02
sorry boys, me spencer and asher are joint winners of the award  :king:


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, October 3, 2005, 11:19:14
When KT messed up you could tell he wanted the ground to just open up and swallow him.

how we all laughed..................................at him!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Whits on Monday, October 3, 2005, 11:20:26
to be fair spencer/asher/dex are far better chanters. thats a fact. i just got bored when it was quiet  :D


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Asher on Monday, October 3, 2005, 11:38:26
Gone red now.....


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Johno on Monday, October 3, 2005, 20:03:54
i was doing 'iffy onouras red n white army' pretty much by myself....was waiting for the TEF to sing....didn't happen.  :(


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Spencer_White on Monday, October 3, 2005, 22:36:37
Its got to be Onouras Red and White Army, or Iffy Aye's Red and White Army.

The name, ideally, should have only 3 sylables in it. Youve got 5 there, doesnt work. Got away with Lou Macari's Red and White Army cos of the I at the end of his name ryhming with army.

If you lot knew the hours we put into sonme chants, most that never even see the light of day. Its easy to put new lyrics to an established football chant. Much harder to use a new tune. But its worth it, cos if its good every team in the football league will be singing it and you can say - we made that up on the way back from blah blah. Just like Swindon made up Celery (dont believe Chelsea - they are full of shit).


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: cannabiz on Monday, October 3, 2005, 22:46:46
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
Its got to be Onouras Red and White Army, or Iffy Aye's Red and White Army.

The name, ideally, should have only 3 sylables in it. Youve got 5 there, doesnt work. Got away with Lou Macari's Red and White Army cos of the I at the end of his name ryhming with army.

If you lot knew the hours we put into sonme chants, most that never even see the light of day. Its easy to put new lyrics to an established football chant. Much harder to use a new tune. But its worth it, cos if its good every team in the football league will be singing it and you can say - we made that up on the way back from blah blah. Just like Swindon made up Celery (dont believe Chelsea - they are full of shit).


http://www.geocities.com/coleman66uk/life/inflatables.html

I don't doubt you but this guy thinks differently. Did this celery warning really happen?
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Sussex on Monday, October 3, 2005, 22:52:57
Quote from: "cannabiz"
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
Its got to be Onouras Red and White Army, or Iffy Aye's Red and White Army.

The name, ideally, should have only 3 sylables in it. Youve got 5 there, doesnt work. Got away with Lou Macari's Red and White Army cos of the I at the end of his name ryhming with army.

If you lot knew the hours we put into sonme chants, most that never even see the light of day. Its easy to put new lyrics to an established football chant. Much harder to use a new tune. But its worth it, cos if its good every team in the football league will be singing it and you can say - we made that up on the way back from blah blah. Just like Swindon made up Celery (dont believe Chelsea - they are full of shit).


http://www.geocities.com/coleman66uk/life/inflatables.html

I don't doubt you but this guy thinks differently. Did this celery warning really happen?
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


That's just sick. Seriously, fuck off.


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Spencer_White on Monday, October 3, 2005, 23:01:08
Suggest you re-read that article and apologise Sussex.

Nowt wrong with that article.


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Sussex on Monday, October 3, 2005, 23:14:51
Absolute apologies, I read it as someone taking the piss about Hillsborough, (the post, not the article).

Sorry.


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 08:09:04
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
If you lot knew the hours we put into sonme chants, most that never even see the light of day. Its easy to put new lyrics to an established football chant. Much harder to use a new tune. But its worth it, cos if its good every team in the football league will be singing it and you can say - we made that up on the way back from blah blah. Just like Swindon made up Celery (dont believe Chelsea - they are full of shit).


I've often tried while at home on my own, but never being in the company of more than one other fan (my dad) it became glaringly obvious that I was never going to succeed in bringing a new chant to the fore.  

I often start something on the spurr of the moment - but as you say invariably it will be to the tune of another already recognised chant.

I will leave my mark one day though.


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 08:22:31
I was hoping Walsall would sing 'I Predict a Fryatt' when he banged 'em in against us...


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 09:11:35
They didnt sing a thing, cunts


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 09:14:50
I predict a 'quiet'  :|


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 09:19:24
i was amazed at how quiet they were.

how can you go to football and not sing up for your team??

they are officially the worse fans in the world


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 09:23:38
worse than Asssshhhhhton Gate?


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 14:25:56
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
worse than Asssshhhhhton Gate?


It cant be that bad surely?. :mrgreen:


Title: Whits is.....
Post by: DV on Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 16:14:04
if it wasnt for the fact I could see the walsall fans I wouldnt have know they were there, at least at Ashtone gate you hear all the seats flip back up as they all leave on 85 minutes  8)