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Title: Joke Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, September 30, 2005, 14:20:56 I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`. Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled................... So I told her to f*ck off. Title: Joke Post by: Asher on Friday, September 30, 2005, 14:47:16 Thats quality! and so true
Title: Joke Post by: Piemonte on Friday, September 30, 2005, 15:09:52 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Joke Post by: Spud on Friday, September 30, 2005, 15:29:42 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
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