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Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: yeo on Friday, September 30, 2005, 00:31:26 People coming into my work and ruining my poker games :x
I hate it and I hate having to pretend interest in thier stupid boring conversations. Just because I work here why do the assume I care ? Tossers! I feel better now. Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: yeo on Friday, September 30, 2005, 00:33:40 now I cant get on Pokerrooms
c**ts! Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, September 30, 2005, 00:39:05 the server is shit yeovil
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, September 30, 2005, 00:41:08 Bah I'm losing all my winnings :(
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Dazzza on Friday, September 30, 2005, 00:52:00 Shit night here as well. :cry:
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: yeo on Friday, September 30, 2005, 00:55:03 Just to round it off I put myself away expecting to be gone for a minute and it took longer and all my moneys gone :D
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, September 30, 2005, 01:02:59 I was thinking we could cheat again Yeovilk but the site is playing up so much!
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: yeo on Friday, September 30, 2005, 01:09:20 Fuckin gay pokerrooms.
Anyone know of any other non download pokers sites? Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, September 30, 2005, 01:19:46 I'm gonna write an email, see if I can get free money. They have skanked me from a freeroll today and I've just lost chips cos I got disconnected! I'm pissed off!
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: yeo on Friday, September 30, 2005, 01:22:05 yes me too.
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, September 30, 2005, 01:28:31 Just written an email. Apparently other people have said this hasn't happened for 2 years and last time it did, everyone got some free moolah. I fucking hope so otherwise I will cancel my account :evil:
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Rossi on Friday, September 30, 2005, 02:13:06 Wooo! Poker! Have you ever played shoot the pot? I played it the other day and was quids in, so I might play it again.
By the way I'm not dissing poker cos I luv it, I'm just wooing it up! :D Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: yeo on Friday, September 30, 2005, 02:19:02 I dont know what shoot the pot is?
Any pies involved? Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Rossi on Friday, September 30, 2005, 10:46:29 No pies involved unless you play for pies and not money. It's quite simple, but I can't be bothered to explain
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 30, 2005, 10:51:43 Quote from: "Rossi" No pies involved unless you play for pies and not money. It's quite simple, but I can't be bothered to explain How helpfull. :| Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Rossi on Friday, September 30, 2005, 11:15:30 Ok, I'll explain if it makes you happy
The dealer deals everyone 3 cards (in any order), and one for himself. All the people that are dealt 3 cards must leave them flat on the table and no-one is allowed to look at them. The dealer then turns over his (or her (not sexist!)) card and puts it in the middle of the table so that everyone can see it (Lets say it is the 4 of diamonds). The dealer must then decide on the size of the pot, which he or she must put in themselves (I will explain how they decide how much to put in later). Lets say that the dealer puts £5 into the pot (the minimum you can put for the pot is 10p by the way). the object of the game is to have one of your own three cards which is the same suit and a higher value than the card that the dealer has put down The person to the left of the dealer then decides how much he is willing to stake (so if the dealers card is low he would be more likey to stake more as theres a better chance of winning and vice versa). After he has put his stake in the pot, he turns over his cards to see if he has won. If one of the players cards is the same suit and higher than the dealers card, then they win double their stake back. However the player cannot stake more than half of the pot, because there wouldn't be enough money in the pot to payout. If a player decides to stake half of the pot and wins, then this is called shooting the pot, and the player takes the pot and becomes the dealer. The dealer must decide on a new pot after each round when new cards are dealt. The dealer deals for 3 consecutive rounds (unless someone shoots the pot) and then the person to their left becomes the new dealer and so on. As I was saying before, if the dealer deals a low card for his own, then he should put a smaller pot as there is a high chance that he will loose it. If he deals a high card for himself, then he should put a larger pot to encourage people to shoot the pot, because there is less chance of them winning. I think thats it all covered. Happy gamblimg Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 30, 2005, 11:21:08 Ta, I feel warm inside now that you have gone to the effort of explaining that.
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Rossi on Friday, September 30, 2005, 11:24:16 I've not got anything better to do. I'm supposed to be packing because I'm off to uni tommorow, but I'm hungover :cry:
Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, September 30, 2005, 12:42:06 Anyone ever played 'snap'?
HERE'S HOW TO PLAY SNAP: Divide a pack of cards by the number of players. Each player in turn puts down a card into the centre of the table. Each player does so in turn so that the cards pile up. If the card layed on top of the last is the same (number or picture) then the first player to slap their hand down on top of the pile and shout snap wins that pile of cards. Winner is the person who acquires all of the cards. Happy snapping! Title: Seriously just f**k off! Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, September 30, 2005, 12:43:42 Sounds difficult :?
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