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Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:35:53
He is 46 stone  :shock:

Programme about him tonight on sky one at 9pm.

He has 9 balti curries just for his dinner!!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

For breakfast he has a pound of bacon, 8 sausages, 9 black puddings, 4 cans of beans, a loaf of bread  :shock:

15 litres of coke a day and when he goes out he drinks 40 pints of lager!!!!!


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:36:17
lucky bastard 8)


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:37:07
His bird has to help him shower cos he has loads of 'folds' that needs cleaning under  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:37:47
Fat fucking lazy pikey.

Does he have a reinforced barstool? I bet he bathes in a fucking skip! There is no need to get that fat, its just plain gluttony


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:38:17
Quote from: "Ralphy"
His bird has to help him shower cos he has loads of 'folds' that needs cleaning under  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


I she a weight lifter?


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:38:46
I know but it's bloody funny!

He goes to the indian after a night out and orders the whole menu  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: DV on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:39:35
Honestly, the bit that shocked me most is....the fact he has a bird!!!


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:40:06
Can I help yopu sir?

Yes please, I'll have the lot! Just bring it in a bucket, I'll strap it round my neck


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:40:11
Quote from: "DV85"
Honestly, the bit that shocked me most is....the fact he has a bird!!!


She is a complete minger.

40 + and ugly.


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:41:17
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Can I help yopu sir?

Yes please, I'll have the lot! Just bring it in a bucket, I'll strap it round my neck


He has a fuck off great trolley wheeled out to him  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I wonder how big his shits are??  :shock:


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:42:29
Bet the bog can't take his weight...he probably has to shit in the garden and wait for the keeper to come and muck him out!


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:43:19
His bird must have to wipe his ass  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:44:32
...not such a lucky bastard!

how old is he?


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:45:35
Late 30's

Called Barry Austin!

Same surname as me!!!


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:45:50
Is he like fat bastard from austin powers?

Give me the baby!!!


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:45:57
He'll be dead in a few years time then.


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:46:45
I bet his neck is bitter than the average male waist measurement!


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:47:43
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Is he like fat bastard from austin powers?

Give me the baby!!!


Very much like him!!!

I ATE A BABY!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: lebowski on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:15:25
46 stone? christ, i bet he hasn't seen his cock in years


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Sade on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:14:29
Poor man :shock: unless he's got a medical condition its his own fault really.


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:21:57
There is a guy that is 46 stone and he isn't single and I am.

Unfair.com! :evil:

Bet after sex she rolls over and is still on top of the fucker! :-))(


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Sade on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:30:01
:shock: thats not a nice thought.


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:53:50
But on the plus side if they go to the beach she doesn't need to pack a windbreak!


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Sade on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:57:45
They are the only ones that get suntans when they go to the beach boom boom!! :D


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:59:10
Well I'm sure if he sits on the beach for too long greenpeace will try and chuck him back in the sea....SAVE THE WHALE!!!!


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 26, 2005, 19:23:33
He's nearly 4 times as heavy as me! :shock:


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 19:37:15
He IS four times heavier than me!

4 x 11 and half stone = 46 stone  :shock:


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 20:28:32
He's about 2 stone heavier than me :D


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: STFC Village on Monday, September 26, 2005, 21:17:28
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Is he like fat bastard from austin powers?

Give me the baby!!!


Very much like him!!!

I ATE A BABY!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs :D


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Whits on Monday, September 26, 2005, 21:28:42
hes in nuts magazine most weeks


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, September 27, 2005, 07:41:00
Still, he could always get a job at the CG working the score board  :D


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, September 27, 2005, 10:05:56
Quote from: "Foggy"
Still, he could always get a job at the CG working the score board  :D
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: my-velocity on Tuesday, September 27, 2005, 14:37:27
49 stone


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, September 27, 2005, 15:36:31
There was once a man on jerry springer show(the usa version obviously)and he so hue he had to be taken to the show by a crane :o


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, September 28, 2005, 14:49:03
Quote from: "Foggy"
Still, he could always get a job at the CG working the score board  :D


Do I know you?


Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 16:14:58
I didn't see the program but I was reading about this and they had some great quotes:

"Barry is a kind of chubby superman"

"He's a man with the composition of a beast"

:mrgreen: