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Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:52:41 He is 46 stone :shock:
Programme about him tonight on sky one at 9pm. He has 9 balti curries just for his dinner!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: For breakfast he has a pound of bacon, 8 sausages, 9 black puddings, 4 cans of beans, a loaf of bread :shock: 15 litres of coke a day and when he goes out he drinks 40 pints of lager!!!!! Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:53:05 lucky bastard 8)
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:53:55 His bird has to help him shower cos he has loads of 'folds' that needs cleaning under :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:54:35 Fat fucking lazy pikey.
Does he have a reinforced barstool? I bet he bathes in a fucking skip! There is no need to get that fat, its just plain gluttony Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:55:05 Quote from: "Ralphy" His bird has to help him shower cos he has loads of 'folds' that needs cleaning under :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I she a weight lifter? Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:55:34 I know but it's bloody funny!
He goes to the indian after a night out and orders the whole menu :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: DV on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:56:23 Honestly, the bit that shocked me most is....the fact he has a bird!!!
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:56:54 Can I help yopu sir?
Yes please, I'll have the lot! Just bring it in a bucket, I'll strap it round my neck Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:56:59 Quote from: "DV85" Honestly, the bit that shocked me most is....the fact he has a bird!!! She is a complete minger. 40 + and ugly. Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:58:05 Quote from: "land_of_bo" Can I help yopu sir? Yes please, I'll have the lot! Just bring it in a bucket, I'll strap it round my neck He has a fuck off great trolley wheeled out to him :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I wonder how big his shits are?? :shock: Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:59:17 Bet the bog can't take his weight...he probably has to shit in the garden and wait for the keeper to come and muck him out!
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:00:07 His bird must have to wipe his ass :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:01:20 ...not such a lucky bastard!
how old is he? Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:02:23 Late 30's
Called Barry Austin! Same surname as me!!! Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:02:38 Is he like fat bastard from austin powers?
Give me the baby!!! Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:02:45 He'll be dead in a few years time then.
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:03:33 I bet his neck is bitter than the average male waist measurement!
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:04:31 Quote from: "land_of_bo" Is he like fat bastard from austin powers? Give me the baby!!! Very much like him!!! I ATE A BABY!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Re: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: lebowski on Monday, September 26, 2005, 18:32:13 46 stone? christ, i bet he hasn't seen his cock in years
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Sade on Monday, September 26, 2005, 19:31:17 Poor man :shock: unless he's got a medical condition its his own fault really.
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 19:38:45 There is a guy that is 46 stone and he isn't single and I am.
Unfair.com! :evil: Bet after sex she rolls over and is still on top of the fucker! :-))( Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Sade on Monday, September 26, 2005, 19:46:49 :shock: thats not a nice thought.
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 20:10:38 But on the plus side if they go to the beach she doesn't need to pack a windbreak!
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Sade on Monday, September 26, 2005, 20:14:33 They are the only ones that get suntans when they go to the beach boom boom!! :D
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 20:15:58 Well I'm sure if he sits on the beach for too long greenpeace will try and chuck him back in the sea....SAVE THE WHALE!!!!
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 26, 2005, 20:40:21 He's nearly 4 times as heavy as me! :shock:
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 20:54:03 He IS four times heavier than me!
4 x 11 and half stone = 46 stone :shock: Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 21:45:20 He's about 2 stone heavier than me :D
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: STFC Village on Monday, September 26, 2005, 22:34:16 Quote from: "Ralphy" Quote from: "land_of_bo" Is he like fat bastard from austin powers? Give me the baby!!! Very much like him!!! I ATE A BABY!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Whits on Monday, September 26, 2005, 22:45:30 hes in nuts magazine most weeks
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, September 27, 2005, 08:57:48 Still, he could always get a job at the CG working the score board :D
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, September 27, 2005, 11:22:44 Quote from: "Foggy" Still, he could always get a job at the CG working the score board :D :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: my-velocity on Tuesday, September 27, 2005, 15:54:15 49 stone
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Sade on Tuesday, September 27, 2005, 16:53:19 There was once a man on jerry springer show(the usa version obviously)and he so hue he had to be taken to the show by a crane :o
Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, September 28, 2005, 16:05:51 Quote from: "Foggy" Still, he could always get a job at the CG working the score board :D Do I know you? Title: Just Watching TV About Britain's Fattest Man Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 17:31:46 I didn't see the program but I was reading about this and they had some great quotes:
"Barry is a kind of chubby superman" "He's a man with the composition of a beast" :mrgreen: |