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Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: super red on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:33:54
Old RR is getting a bit 'old hat' with his 70s disco routine.
How about coersing the safety steward who looks like Peter Kays 'Max' of 'Max and Paddy' fame into performing 'Amarillo' pre match.He can be found most home games at the gate adjacent to the HOME dugout.
Not wishing to lose the corporate identity of RR - he could perform flanking Max to his left with perhaps Jamie Cureton playing the role of Ronnie Corbett to his right.Lets face it he's about the same height and just as unsteady on his feet.

Any other ideas for a re vamped pre match (or should we bring back the 'Robinettes'!!!)


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:39:11
At half time at Tynecastle, 4 parachutists dropped in. (Literally). That was pretty good! And there were fireworks before the game to boot.


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: DV on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:39:32
why bother?


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:40:59
Id sooner have an entertaining football team. :mrgreen:


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: DV on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:42:14
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Id sooner have an entertaining football team. :mrgreen:


...and pigs might fly


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:42:32
Put King in the stocks and lob stuff at him


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:44:02
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Put King in the stocks and lob stuff at him


I'm willing to bet if the club did that, we'd have 10 thousand paying spectators!


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Whits on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:44:23
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
At half time at Tynecastle, 4 parachutists dropped in. (Literally). That was pretty good! And there were fireworks before the game to boot.


i remember when i went to see villa vs arsenal over christmas time, santa claus hit the roof got knocked out and his parachute dragged him over the edge of the stand, i honestly don't know how he made it out alive. 2nd half was delayed for 30 mins while they sorted him out. poor santa  :cry:


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:44:35
http://mariah.stonemarche.org/favlinks/pigs_fly.jpg


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:47:12
Quote from: "Whits"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
At half time at Tynecastle, 4 parachutists dropped in. (Literally). That was pretty good! And there were fireworks before the game to boot.


i remember when i went to see villa vs arsenal over christmas time, santa claus hit the roof got knocked out and his parachute dragged him over the edge of the stand, i honestly don't know how he made it out alive. 2nd half was delayed for 30 mins while they sorted him out. poor santa  :cry:


I was talking to someone about that yesterday. He lost his leg apparently :(


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Whits on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:49:03
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Whits"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
At half time at Tynecastle, 4 parachutists dropped in. (Literally). That was pretty good! And there were fireworks before the game to boot.


i remember when i went to see villa vs arsenal over christmas time, santa claus hit the roof got knocked out and his parachute dragged him over the edge of the stand, i honestly don't know how he made it out alive. 2nd half was delayed for 30 mins while they sorted him out. poor santa  :cry:


I was talking to someone about that yesterday. He lost his leg apparently :(


he married the nurse that looked after him so at least he got something out of it. i felt sick watching it happen, one of those real slow motion moments  :x


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Whits on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:49:38
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An RAF skydiver who was critically injured in a charity jump into Aston Villa's football ground is to become a father of twins by the nurse who helped save his life. Flight Sergeant Nigel Rogoff, three-times UK parachute champion, smashed his pelvis, shattered both hips, broke several ribs and suffered massive internal injuries after crashing into the roof of Villa Park's Trinity Road stand during a game between Aston Villa and Arsenal two years ago. He lost a leg in the accident and doctors warned he might never be able to have children because of his injuries. But during his long recovery, Mr Rogoff fell in love with Sarah Collins, one of the nurses at the Defence Services Medical Rehabilitation Centre, in Epsom, Surrey. Yesterday, Mr Rogoff announced that Ms Collins, 27, was expecting twins in the spring.


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: super red on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:52:18
Can't top that for entertainment value! :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: super red on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:53:52
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Yesterday, Mr Rogoff announced that Ms Collins, 27, was expecting twins in the spring.

Is that Patrick?


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Sade on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 14:02:16
I think the youth team should entertain us with 5 a side 8)


Title: Pre match entertainment
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 16:30:18
Quote from: "DV85"


...and pigs might fly


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