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It is illegal to gamble in Luxemburg.

It's impossible to lick your elbow

Masterbation is best viewed from above.

thats not true, saw a program on it, some people can......the freaks!

You saw a program on elbow licking?

Must be a Berkshire only station,plenty of inbreds there. :D

it wasn't just on elbow licking, but had a 5 minute piece on it. pretty sure it was on some random sky channel

Can't say that I've seen that

see duncan can lick his elbow

http://www.duke.edu/~pcl2/april/duncan_elbow.JPG

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But Duncan is clearly a wierdo.

It is illegal to have an Elephant in the streets of Bangkok, although they must hide when the police show up cos' there's loads of them.

How does one hide an elephant in public - are all Bangkokonians budding David Copperfields?

Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

Rummaging in an overgrow Garden always turns up a bouncy ball.

Swindon Town Football Club are rubbish....

You never know where to look when eating a Banana  :roll:

Hippos kill more people than any other animal.

My friend told me that that feeling you get when you sneeze is a quarter of an orgasm :o

The average speed of a man's orgasm is 28 MPH :|

The most dangerous sport played in Britain (in terms of fatalities whilst participating) is......


....bowls!

That's because all players have to be on their way out, so as to inject some interest in it.

I quite like watching Bowls as it goes.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Almost all birds can fly.

That's a rubbish fact.  It's not even a fact Tom.

How can a fact start with Almost?

It's true isn't it? :roll:

I just wanted in on the action.

Here's a fact - this is post number 3000 for me. 8)

Almost everything in this thread is fact, FACT!

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The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

I've never even considered that it would have an official name, does the same go for the j?

Did you know, a chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body?

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Did you know my penis is twice the length of my..... no hang on that's a lie. :?

Do you know what the japs eye is a slit?














It so your piss comes out in a twirl, like the barrel of a gun, if the japs eye was round we would piss everywhere....FACT!!!

An elephant can breathe underwater for up to six days at a time.

If the giraffe could leap pound for pound as high as the grasshopper they'd avoid a lot of trouble.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. FACT

My lunch today consisted of a bag of Kola Kubes for 39p from a corner shop.

That's more like speculation rather than fact I think.

They might break their legs on the way back down, thus causing themselves more trouble.  

Also the long neck negates the need to jump surely?

You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.

If you broke every single bone in your body, you would find it very difficult to skip.

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No it's fact I heard it on interesting facts by Derek and Clive.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

You can legally have sex at 16 but not watch it on TV until you are 18  :?

You can watch sex on tv at 16 but not in the cinema   :|

what about those films on in the evenings that they say have a rating of 18  :P

If you touch type the longest word you can write with one hand is stewardess

Surely its: Stewardesses?

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*Prodding a Fire with a stick makes you feel manly

*Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl

*At the end of every party there is always a Girl crying  :cry:

*Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit salad

*You've turned into your Dad the day you put aside a thin piece of Wood specifically to stir Paint with

Where did you cut and paste that lot from then? :wink:

I wrote them out from an old bit of paper i had lying about from a year back. They're Peter Kayisms.

50% of US Pizzas are sold with Pepperoni on them.

Kittens are born both blind and deaf.

Dyslexic people can't spell properly.

Technically not true. 'Dyslexic people can't read properly' would be correct. This usually leads to not being able to spell properly but not always

Americans don't know what a wanker is.

How's that for irony? :roll:

I knew that, I just wanted to stir up some discussion! :)

..but oh so true. Also, Americans can't pronounce the word 'water'. Wankers  :?

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

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Subbuteo is named after a bird  after the inventer was not allowed to trade marks "the hobby". The hobby (latin sub-buteo) is a sub species of a buzzard.

Ten percent of your pillow weight is bed bug droppings

I thought you were gonna say his mrs was called Subbuteo

Think it's the best fact so far though.

They had run out of Donar Kebebs tonight, so I was forced to have a chicken kebab which wasn't nearly as nice! FACT!

Who is this 'they' you speak of?

You can still watch sex films at home though if your 16, whereas in a cinema, if they were doing their job properly you wouldn't be allowed in.  

So therefore you fact is untrue.  Hang your head in shame.

Everyone has a fatty brain

Yeovil Red loves his Stella - FACT!