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Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 16, 2005, 00:57:57 I find that my mind wonders while stacking shelves at 5am, so after a bit of time thinking about this one I went for yoda, mainly because I don't reckon he's allergic to bread or fish.
There's not a lot of records of Jesus fighting people as far as I know, but I reckon he'd probably be pretty awesome. Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: yeo on Friday, September 16, 2005, 01:09:30 :shock: I typed a reply and it vanished.Could be the work of Jesus...
Is it a fight to the death? If it is Jesus will win because he will come back from the dead and smack Yoda over the head with a hammer, Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, September 16, 2005, 01:12:08 I'm pretty sure they are almost the same?
unless Anakin is jesus. Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 16, 2005, 01:13:41 yeah it's a fight to the death. I didn't think about the ressurection stuff. good point.
I love you Yeovil, you always seem to be the first person to reply to my drunken topics. Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: yeo on Friday, September 16, 2005, 01:15:50 Quote from: "flammableBen" yeah it's a fight to the death. I didn't think about the ressurection stuff. good point. I love you Yeovil, you always seem to be the first person to reply to my drunken topics. Jesus/Yoda fights are my sort of posts. I couldnt give a fuck about 4-5-1's or King in and outs :D Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 16, 2005, 01:19:00 I reckon if Andy King managed Jesus into a 4-5-1 formation it might give him the edge
Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: McLovin on Friday, September 16, 2005, 08:36:29 Jesus is the main man here. Plus his dad is pretty handy and so would probably intervene as backup.
Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, September 16, 2005, 08:57:13 I personally think jesus is a cock. But on the flip side i also hate starwars.
However, with Starwars being more plausable than the bible i'd have to plump for yoda. Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: Piemonte on Friday, September 16, 2005, 09:25:54 Fuck Jesus in his stupid bearded arse. I'm with Yoda all the way on this one
Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, September 16, 2005, 09:59:40 and his stupid arss thorn crown.
Yoda and his light saber would split him in two he would Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: Rossi on Friday, September 16, 2005, 10:25:24 Although jesus is the obvious person who is likely to win, because he can cast spells and stuff, I believe that Yoda would win, simply because (if resurection was against the rules) Jesus has died before and Didn't even put up a fight, therefore he would be an easy contender to deal with
Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: DV on Friday, September 16, 2005, 13:27:17 better than jesus, yoda is...
btw, like the new avatar Blackcurrent....Quagmire 8) Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, September 16, 2005, 13:45:02 Yoda could use the force to choke jesus on his straggly beard and insert the 5 fishes and 2 loaves where the sun don't shine - no contest!
Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: yeo on Friday, September 16, 2005, 14:25:42 People say 'fuck Jesus' in this thread.
:D Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, September 16, 2005, 14:27:23 Jesus was fictional, we relate more to Yoda 'cos he was real
Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: Piemonte on Friday, September 16, 2005, 14:28:55 Quote from: "Rossi" Although jesus is the obvious person who is likely to win, because he can cast spells and stuff, I believe that Yoda would win, simply because (if resurection was against the rules) Jesus has died before and Didn't even put up a fight, therefore he would be an easy contender to deal with I'll admit I'm not an avid bbile reader, but I dont remeber Jebus being able to cast spells :? Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 16, 2005, 14:30:26 Yeah, he may look a little like Merlin, but he's totally different.
Title: The random ben fight poll number something... Post by: Boeta on Friday, September 16, 2005, 15:20:34 They'd both suffer heart attacks before the battle commenced
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