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Not very good, but a contender or two. Lots of freeloaders today though.

Mahoney for dishing out the bollockings.

Trying to choose an outfield player is like asking if you prefer Fred or Rose West.

Eh, Kokolo and Austin did okay. FBT some good some bad. Not strong cases but better than most did today.  Ultimately you're looking for a 6/10 in a sea of 4 or lowers.

UGM for me. 5/10 everyone else 4 or less

Kokolo looked our best outfield player (until making 2 balls ups in 10 seconds that nearly cost us a goal).

Austin won the odd ball in midfield.

Mahoney saved a couple of shots.

The was the extend of our positives. At most, I'd give them 6/10. The others would range from 2-4. Does that deserve a MotM vote?

P.S. Could go for Genesini, as he finally did something that enabled him to get on the pitch! (Where he incidentally did nothing!!)

fuck this vote!

In what has been a sad and darkly comical week, my vote, after a drubbing, goes to the keeper.

Yeah, for the first time this season I genuinely can’t think of anyone even remotely worthy of mention.

Plenty of contenders for our worse performance. I don’t think I’ve seen FBT have a poorer first half than that (until the change anyway!) - UGM not far behind in the shitness stakes!

Must admit, I felt sorry for Minturn getting sacrificed. He looked well pissed off. I would have been too as UGM and FBT were worse than him!

4-0 loss and almost all the votes are for defensive players. I know nothing about football, clearly...

This has been quite common all season hasn't it?

Well, yes, although in most games you could at least say that FBT/UGM have been good going forward even if they were shaky at the back. Not sure you could even say that yesterday.

But you could also say why would you vote attacking players when we didn’t score, or create?

Yeah I get that. From my perspective, the only time we clearly improved in the game is when Austin came on. Young ran his bollocks off, even if he didn't really get a sniff. Kemp was quieter than usual, but had a couple of moments. It's thin gruel, but I don't get voting for the CBs at least.

I’m with you. I though Dokes and FBT were awful. The latter’s form has really suffered. Looks a shell of his former self.

Fred

Kokolo the only one who looked like he was even trying, other than Mahoney and I find it hard to give MotM to a keeper when he has conceded 4 goals.

Didn't have much chance with any of them to be fair tho mate

the way I see it is the whole team were shit, so I didn't vote.

I guess there are people who always vote for someone, and it's a difficult one this week

If you had to push me to choose one then I’d go Mahoney for at least bollocking those in front of him doing F all after the 4th

Kokolo was the least worst.

I’ve offered my vote to a 6/10 performance from Kokolo

No vote from me, total shite. Getting very bored of this.

Poor Genesini. The forgotten man gets 7 minutes onto the pitch at last, earns 17% in the MOM vote and can't even get his name spelled correctly. (Unless that's an in-joke I've missed - I haven't read the MDT yet)

No, I'm just incompetent. Although it does make we think we should sing his name to the tune of Jean Genie.

Gene Sini plays at the back
The Gene Sini loves his attacks

And so on...

No worries - I wondered if he had been given an extra N from Benn Ward, given he's gone all Milan Misun. (fully aware he's back at Burnley getting treatment)

None of them.
Will give it to the fans.

It's getting that embarrassing kemp or young will probably win player of the year even if they go home Jan 1st.

Particularly humiliating seeing as Young is a distant 4th at the moment. Kemp is top, but Mahoney and Brewitt are both within 10 votes, so it would take some serious collapse to not overtake him!