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Is it just me, or is forum clock running about 1 hr & 10 mins slow for everyone?

It has been for weeks😂

What clock?  ???

It's a nice tribute to the CG Rolex.

Its been like that for me for months I think

There's a time offset in look and layout settings. Change it to 0 which should sort the hour out.

Not sure about the random 12 minutes lost though.

The server is accelerating away from us.

It was wrong for me for a while after the clocks went forward, then it seemingly righted itself recently. I think it's done this for years?

Any mods know why gifs don't work any more? The sentence or two my posts usually comprise of can be a struggle at times.

If this is some sort of TEF time travel discovery please get it working asap, my 50th is nigh, I want to be 30 again  :)

Fuck knows what's wrong with it.

This software must be ancient

It must be, however, when people link to forums associated with other clubs their layouts always seem crap compared to this one!

Most of them tend to be laden with inconveniently placed ads.

I like that this forum hasn't whored itself out to the advert happy style, unless... they're hidden? :)

You could always press the ignore button !!.

What's that got to do with the TEF not having annoying ads?

Is the forum clock 20 mins slow for anyone else?

Yep.

I've been meaning to sort that for a while and just have. The forum was also still set to BST, so now it's all correct. (Unless you have -1 set in your own profile's time adjustment, so now will be a hour behind.)

Cheers :)

Depends. What time did you post this?

November 2021, he went there to get the sports almanac and then went back to 1980 to give Lee Power the almanac in the forum De Lorean so he can bet on the result of tomorrows game and become a multi millionaire and buy a proper football club like Liverpool with the resulting extra cash but on return he fucked up the time continuum hence there being a 20 minute discrepancy in the forum clock, something that only became evident upon his arrival after escaping the Libyan terrorists.

Theres a possible film plot in there somewhere.....

The forum time seems off again, is this easily corrected by a Mod?

Above my paygrade :) Barry could help I am sure, I will ask him.

All done, thanks Venkman!

Prediction league adjusted accordingly (Jimmy) :)

Thank you boss :)

That's better, thanks all

With my poor eyesight I thought it was a thread called "Forum Cock", thought it was gonna be a vote.

I mean he has just released a book^

-Adopts husky voice over-

''It came, with Pashun: The Lee Power Story. In Cinemas March 56th Two Thousand Twenty Three''





^He hasn't

I know 'if the cap/shoe fits' but DV and myself would be battling it out for top spot, shirley?  :D

Has this gone a bit bonkers again.
Just posted & the timestamp appears to be about 70 mins out.

Will have a looky.

Only 10 mins out for me.

About one hour ten minutes slow for me.

Go to profile
Look and layout preferences
Change the time offset to 1
save changes

That seems to have done it!!     Cheers JJ.

Same here, Cheers JJ

Welcome sirs.

Great Scott. Get the sports almanac ready.

The forum is reporting it's October 15th 2023
It's currently October 17th 2024

Yay, i'm a year younger!

Good news: we're 6th!

I'm sure everything will be absolute fine and upwardly mobile from here.

I hope we put future transfer clauses in Dan Kemp & Jake Young’s loan deals…

In Flynn we trust

Should be sorted now.

Thanks!

The clock or the transfer of Kemp & Young?

Look mate, we made the clock the best offer this club has made any clock. But he had offers from a higher level (first floor) and we couldn't match the offer of a Duracell CMOS battery, just a moody Panasonic from the pound shop.

CR2032

Sorry, fucked around with it again to get everything straight, which means some post times are now in the future. The server is now set correctly and the forum was set incorrectly. Or something.

...changes Barry Scott's name to Marty McFly and runs away giggling to myself.....

Barry's just hit 88mph.... :car:

Great (Barry) Scott.

Does it think it's yesterday again?

Testing...

I think we are back in synch Barry, thanks

Your posts time since Unix epoch is 1729696768, doing a bit of maths (ok a website) it looks like

GMT: Wednesday, 23 October 2024 15:19:28

Your time zone: Wednesday, 23 October 2024 16:19:28 GMT+01:00 DST

No worries, it was my fault it was out and yes, this still runs on unix timestamps. The server is just a bit funny at times with UTC, GMT and the website itself.

You got through Y2K OK though Bazza  ;)