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Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: 4D on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 12:56:09
Is that Batch?


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: pauld on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:04:53
Is that Batch?
Nah, this is Batch
(https://i.ibb.co/GRHbRRb/Batch.jpg)


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:29:46
Nah, this is Batch
(https://i.ibb.co/GRHbRRb/Batch.jpg)
Surely that's Lars Ulrich?

Sent from my CLT-L09


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:37:43
You are all a total, total... a word is yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is you all are, but you are one. And a total, total one at that.
--
My hair started going 20 years ago, now I have this tuft island at the front and a recending mainland behind it.



Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:41:35

My hair started going 20 years ago, now I have this tuft island at the front and a recending mainland behind it.


An Alan Shearer then!


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:42:36
An Alan Shearer then!

I do have a 1 in 1 scoring record at the County Ground.
And I talk a lot of shit.


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:43:01
You are all a total, total... a word is yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is you all are, but you are one. And a total, total one at that.
Guilty as charged M'lud.

Don't spoil the mental image. In my mind you are a Bodie/Doyle character driving the Capri.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/24/07/44240713c04ff0a6d3a57e0d82d2b9f6.jpg)


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:43:30
Mine too.

Its reality that is the issue.


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Gnasher on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:43:32
You are all a total, total... a word is yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is you all are, but you are one. And a total, total one at that.
--
My hair started going 20 years ago, now I have this tuft island at the front and a recending mainland behind it.



 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: That's the spitting image of me in 1987, even down to the white basketball boots, although I was driving a Mini Metro at the time.

Like you Batch, the mullet has long gone and the old chrome dome is starting to show through.


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:53:20
Here you go you b'stardos


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Red Frog on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:54:17
Here you go you b'stardos

Must have got some funny looks in the office doing that.


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:56:46
Here you go you b'stardos
More than I have got, freshly shaved here :)


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:56:52
I did, I did


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: 4D on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:58:00
I thought than was a melon on a tablecloth before I zoomed in  :)


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Audrey on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 13:59:52
More than I have got, freshly shaved here :)
Did you watch that C4 programme about Bringing Back the Bush - What’s Happened to Women’s Pubic Hair the other day?


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: 4D on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:02:59
I muffed have missed it.


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:07:19
I muffed have missed it.

Januhairy is a thing atm.... bit leftie mind.


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 14:11:04
Did you watch that C4 programme about Bringing Back the Bush - What’s Happened to Women’s Pubic Hair the other day?
No I will check that out! my shaving is only above the neck though!


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 15:40:28
Is this Batch meeting Doyle yesterday evening?

(https://scontent.flhr4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/83617821_2207446812883908_8992954149595250688_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_ohc=1bSS5siSkDgAX8J8Q5z&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr4-1.fna&oh=6ca00510ff7a5da255209f1b0213d520&oe=5EC86131)


Title: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: 4D on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 15:43:59
"I could be so good for you" used to love Minder.


Title: 12
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 15:46:38
"I could be so good for you" used to love Minder.
Write the theme tune....sing the theme tune...


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: pauld on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 15:50:45
"I could be so good for you" used to love Minder.
Genuinely one of a kind that programme, could never be replaced or reproduced. The Scrappy Do reboot was shit


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: donkey on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 18:43:47
I do have a 1 in 1 scoring record at the County Ground.
And I talk a lot of shit.


Same as me!


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Red Frog on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 19:04:24
Same as me!

That header never went in, Donkey.


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 20:56:17
Genuinely one of a kind that programme, could never be replaced or reproduced. The Scrappy Do reboot was shit

As long as you gloss over the Ray Daley years.


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: pauld on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 21:06:55
As long as you gloss over the Ray Daley years.
That was the ScrappyDo reboot I was referring to


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 21:14:02
That was the ScrappyDo reboot I was referring to

Oooh, I thought you meant the remake.


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: pauld on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 21:56:30
Oooh, I thought you meant the remake.
God I didn't realise there'd been a remake as well. I'm guessing double for that


Title: Re: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, January 30, 2020, 22:12:31
God I didn't realise there'd been a remake as well. I'm guessing double for that
https://youtu.be/LKutpR9e7JY


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: donkey on Friday, January 31, 2020, 00:49:18
That header never went in, Donkey.

No but my magnificent finish from less than a foot did...Fjortoft aeroplane celebration followed. :-)


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 31, 2020, 08:21:47
mine was a bullet header from the edge of the box...

6 yard box .

less bullet, more 'oh shit, keepers saved that guys shot and it's scooped up towards my head'


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 31, 2020, 08:22:40
ps. Capri schmapri.

I've just hired an e-type for a day :) :)


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: 4D on Friday, January 31, 2020, 08:43:42
Is that the 3.0e capri?


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 31, 2020, 10:18:43
Is that the 3.0e capri?

Ghia


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: pauld on Friday, January 31, 2020, 11:38:36
Ghia
My first car was a maroon Capri Ghia, it was the bollocks!


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: horlock07 on Friday, January 31, 2020, 11:50:47
My first car was a maroon Capri Ghia, it was the bollocks!

You rich bastard, mine was a rusty Metro (did a ton though!!)


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, January 31, 2020, 11:56:20
Mine was a 1.6 B reg Escort. Loved that car!


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Friday, January 31, 2020, 12:01:22
PLC 994E Ford Anglia, Last careful owner. Tendency to jump out of gear.


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Friday, January 31, 2020, 12:02:15
Would have got you to the Marriott though!


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: @mwooly63 on Friday, January 31, 2020, 12:02:22
Vauxhall victor 2.3
Tank


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Gnasher on Friday, January 31, 2020, 12:06:37
Mine was a cream coloured Mini Metro. The suspension snapped and the wheel fell off going around the White Hart roundabout. To make matters worse, there was an accident behind me and I had to get the cops out.


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, January 31, 2020, 12:06:56
Red Fiat Strada 130tc Abarth 2 litre twin cam with twin 40 weber DCOEs.

Bought from a dodgy geezer called Mr Macari while I worked at the club.

£125 a year insurance as a 19 year old and would do 125mph flat out, as we could all do back in 85 with no speed cameras!


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: pauld on Friday, January 31, 2020, 12:25:14
You rich bastard, mine was a rusty Metro (did a ton though!!)
(https://tv.bt.com/images/harry-enfield-5-136400063572110401-150828164645.jpg)


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Friday, January 31, 2020, 16:40:25
Austin Allegro 1.3 Special. White, black roof and a square steering wheel! 😎


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: RobertT on Friday, January 31, 2020, 17:00:04
My Dad had a Vaxhaul Viva in the 80's that he painted two colours with Matt Emulsion.


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: 4D on Friday, January 31, 2020, 17:00:26
Red Fiat Strada 130tc Abarth 2 litre twin cam with twin 40 weber DCOEs.

Bought from a dodgy geezer called Mr Macari while I worked at the club.

£125 a year insurance as a 19 year old and would do 125mph flat out, as we could all do back in 85 with no speed cameras!

I had the superstrada


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: pauld on Friday, January 31, 2020, 17:16:09
I had the superstrada
Nobody likes a show off


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: 4D on Friday, January 31, 2020, 17:35:03
No, JJ's Abarth was the top model, then the 105 TC followed by my 95bhp super  :) I think it was my 4th car.


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: horlock07 on Friday, January 31, 2020, 17:44:55
Red Fiat Strada 130tc Abarth 2 litre twin cam with twin 40 weber DCOEs.

Bought from a dodgy geezer called Mr Macari while I worked at the club.

£125 a year insurance as a 19 year old and would do 125mph flat out, as we could all do back in 85 with no speed cameras!

My mum had a non Abarth Strada not a nice car, had to use it after my 1100 Fiesta went and before I got the highlighter blue Panda!


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Friday, January 31, 2020, 18:08:16
My second car was an olive green Fiat Strada 65 CL


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, January 31, 2020, 18:09:45
I loved so much i got a 1.3 65cl v reg strada for cheap after and that was a great car tbf. Fantastic engines and no rust! Rare for russian steel!


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 31, 2020, 18:21:03
Datsun 120Y (I think). Looked like this anyway. In this colour too

(https://www.dinitroldirect.com/wp-content/uploads/datsun-120-Y-sunny-nissan-corrosion-protection-underseal-underbody-rust-prevention-underseal-japanese-classic-car-dinitrol-dinol-gml-688x338@2x.jpg)


Title: Re: Mullets, Capris, and Batch the fiend
Post by: Audrey on Friday, January 31, 2020, 18:42:35
I loved my Triumph Herald