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Right, she's gone a bit far now.

Rape fantasy - done. Felt very uneasy about it.

Threesome - done. Was nice thanks.

S&M - done. Still got the bruises.

Torture - done. I'm still picking last nights candle wax from my chest.

And here's the latest - she wants to try dogging! And I'm supposed to be ok about it as she only wants people to look not touch. I'm not sure I could perform in front of a crowd :/

Do I carry on this relationship? Or do I end up in a Michael Hutchence scenario?

Thanks in advance.

That Pussycat Dolls song is ace btw :D

you're in over your head here aren't you? 8)

:shock:

dogging is going a bit too far but still give it a go :wink:

If you meet Stan Collymore could you get his autograph for me?

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

if its good enough for premiership footballers it must be good enough for you?

 :soapy tit wank:

Are you going to do it?

This woman would scare the living daylights out of me.

By the way I like to read about your sex life does that make me sick :D its certainly more interesting than the merits of a 4-5-1 or a 4-4-2.

Indeed Yeovil, you are one twisted fuck! :wink:

4:4:2, foursight, fourplay, two participants.

4:5:1, foureign, five minutes, one participant(?!)


Any suggestions for 4:3:3 or 3:5:2?

If you're unhappy about it sussex don't bother. Is she worth it? Don't forget it takes two to tango n all that...

In the mean time, the 40 yr old stayed at mine all weekend.... :D

You slag  :D

Yes she's worth it stfcfan. A slightly older bird (33) - Sharon Stone-esque  8)

talk to her then....just tell her your a little un-easy about the idea. Who the other way is to get pissed (so obviusly she'll have to drive). Its not the most appealing though is it- some dirty old perverts having a good watch.

That's the bit she get's off on!

Suggest a Web Cam we can all watch :D

Thats a joke by the way. :D

but....if you do, do it the way Yeovil suggested....people can watch but wont be there....if you get what I mean.....plus effectivly no one could watch, but you could make her think people were

:wink:   :--

Don't joke, she'd love it!

The only reason she won't come with me to watch Town play is she thinks I talk to you lot about our sex life, and she'd be embarrased. Ho hum  :D  :--

We'd claim to know nothing, then sonic would drop you right in it, with another one of his 'STFCBird is Mickey' comments  8)

I'd put this on the scoreboard

'I (Paul of Sussex) came in her arse :)'

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Then you'd have fucked up the scoreboard again as it was the other bird I did that to  :D

Tania doesn't do anal, she's a nice, innocent, well brought up lady  :?  :|

WHAT??!!!

she does everything else apart from anal??

get rid i say :twisted:

'Fuckabout' she's not shy is she! :shock:

I was wondering when you'd post on this thread Spuddy!

If we need a cameraman, you're top of the list  :wink:

Im afraid im always washing my hair.

Cunt :D

Totally agree with that!  :D

theres alot of his hair to wash! well the spikey bit anyways  :soapy tit wank:

Ssssshhhhh i wont tell anyone how long your's used to be..... :roll:

leave my hoggard-esque mop out of this! :P now its either 1940's hair or toby-maguire-in-spiderman hair apparantly :S

Who told you it looked like that?. Where did you watch the England game in the end?.

my sister said that. the walkabout was fucking rammed, we got the bout half 2, ended up some place else (i cant remember what its called, 2 doors down from the walkabout i think :S) was alrite i guess, no atmosphere tho, ropey women :P but bud on tap :D

Yeah The Walkabout was fucking rammed and about 100 fucking degrees inside, apparently the air con was on fulll blast.... :shock: , the game was quite shit which resulted in me sending random notes to strangers via bluetooth. 8)

I think you were in The Litten Tree but i could be wrong.

no next to that. i'd forgotten the litten tree's name too, haha!!! tell i aint down the bottom of end town much :D

Lava Lounge?, Mbargo? Mbargo they drink it in the Congo?.

nah it was the walkabout side of litten tree. i dunno, seemed nice in there. fuck knows what it was called, haha!!!

Its either Mbargo or Edwards?. If only you had been on the squash i wouldnt have to keep on guessing which pub you were in, Walkabout had plenty of Sunshine Sheilas in it..... :wink:

I love how this thread is quite blatantly about Sussex's sex life, yet it's had 458 views...   :?  :D

Reading this thread I have spat tanmgo over my laptop, thanks sussex! You make me look like a virgin

personally i would suggest that you do a wife swap, with me, she can come over to my house and i could perform lurid acts on her, im single so everyones happy.

But you'd have to cut your hand off to see your part of the swap deal ?!?!  :?  :shock:

thats what i love about summer. drinking, sunshine and fit girlies.


then they all go back to school  :soapy tit wank:  :oops:

The uniforms good though  :?

hahahhaha, better than Eastenders this...


When and where is  the TEF spit roast?

Personally I'd end it when she wants to start filming for the German market (Shiza movie uuuugh).