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Youth 6-2
Village 6-1
Whits 5-1
Her Friend 5-2
Raphy 15-1
Yeovil 15-2 (if he wakes up at the bar)
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Johno / R4E 5000 -1
Other 10-4


Please don't take any offence to this Birdy,youth and others.

What are the odds on 'everyone' :D

What do you think I am. Made of money. Ill go bankrupt.

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i hear dogging is popular in abingdon....it could have been anyone....

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Just got back

What goes on tour stays on tour

I think I can see through this. They have all planned to be 'suggestive' to let us think that some big gang bang has been going on, whereas they have actually been enjoying an evening of shove ha'penny and dominos whilst supping on tonic water.

Just call me Sherlock!! :mrgreen:

We deflowered Sonic with a Bud bottle  :soapy tit wank:

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why do I have the shortest odds?  :shock:

I'm having to type this standing up.

She liked u Sonic  :D

Thanks for the lift mate, much apprecated. God, the gay rumours will be flying!!!! Just remember, 2nd fav to get in Birdys pants!!!! :D

ralphy, make it out of bed this mornin?

Im glad the fucker aint delivering my mail. :mrgreen:

sorry about the bud bottle sonic  :oops:

should have used a vodka bottle :wink:

he wouldn't of liked that.

I have the web cam set up ready for Birdy's Bog though  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Did the tattoo come out? :wink:

Oh my the poor child, i think i have made a mistake signing up  :shock:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Birdy's Bog, i had forgotten about that :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :oops:  yes I think it did, I think someone else will have to confirm or deny that though  :oops:

yes it did!

oh yeah you were gonna take a picture on your phone   :soapy tit wank:

I was up at 3:30am and ripe as rain  :D

sorry we kept you up  :soapy tit wank:

I allways 'keep it up'  :D

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  sonic nearly got it up too  :soapy tit wank:

Be nice Birdy

Only nearly...... :shock:  :fag:

Sonic is waiting for an interlectual lady.

No such thing..... :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

We have an Antique centre near us called The Quiet Women  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

intellectual  :x

Your 'educated accent' will woo them  :wink:

Not forgetting, he will soon be a college boy, not a lazy tax dodging no use jobless waster....

Like Whits said ''sonic is unemployable''  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

does that mean that I am a thick spanner or something then?

No your his teacher  :soapy tit wank:

:o  :shock:

Birdy's like my big sister.

Incest is best

A game the whole family can play!  :soapy tit wank:

I could teach you a thing or 2 young sonic  :wink:

Birdy, what are your views on felching and scat ?

ralphy just ask if you can shag her and be done with it :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Nooooooooooooooo

bloody hell...this has gone downhill....

I'm trying to raise the tone but Ralphy's doing his utmost to lower it  :x

This is tame for the townend forum Julie  :soapy tit wank:

Not all your trying to raise hey Sonic  :wink:

yeah, i realised that last night!

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I wouldn't indulge in felching myself Ralpy but happy do do it to you if you want  :soapy tit wank:

We're not all pervs  :soapy tit wank:

my arse

exactly, I'm not!

 :shock:

you started it  :D

Hmmmm not sure about that  :soapy tit wank:

I asked for your views not asking for it  :soapy tit wank:

sorry  :oops:

I have no views, I am a nice innocent young lady.

i have never seen what you look like bird!

She is 6 foot, spikey bleached hair, pierced nose, tatooed arms and has a welsh accent  :nod:

mmmmmmm :shock:

would you like a medal!!

you should have come for a drink with us last night!!

Like fuck you are!

You wanted to shove a dildo up our arses  :shock:

before or after I'd had beer?

During i think.

are you sure it was a dildo though?

Yes.

And a bud bottle.

You also said you had a vibrating bud bottle that done something else????

I think you are telling us your fantasies, I don't remember that??  I only had a few beers  :soapy tit wank:

YOU LIAR !!!

You said you had a vibrating Bud bottle!!

I do seem to have some hazy memory of this Birdy.....

:oops:  I really don't remember that, you lot are stitching me up aren't you!!

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How many Beers did she have?. :shock:

I only had a few!!

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Are you sure?.

yeah, positive, I reckon sonic spiked my drink

SY the date rapist :mrgreen:  :wink:

I've found this thread highly amusing considering I wasnt there and dont know any of thepeople who were

I've got to ask though gents, STFC bird - marks out of 10? :mrgreen:

I was thinking exactly the same!  Most entertaining considering i know nobody!  Must say i am dissapointed there is no pic!

I think you would fit right in with us piemonte, you should meet us one day!!! I still ache from all the laughing  :soapy tit wank:

I'm a bit shy when meetinhg new people in real life believe it or not!

Her pussy smells like fish

you are the only smelly twat round here

I was shy too piemonte but it is ok in the end!!

you're not fucking shy!

who me or piemonte?

you

I am when meeting new people, but it was weird meeting you lot coz it was like I already knew you in a way if you know what I mean  :oops:

Poor effort really.  How old are you? 12? Surely you can think of a better insult than that. Now  :fu:

Now you've met a few will you be joining us in the merlin pre game Birdy?

Smooth  :soapy tit wank:

Just checking, dont want her nesting in my hair!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

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where did you people all go?

boundary house in abingdon

t'was me, ralphy, birdie, birdie's mate, whits and stfc village. oh and my mate who appeared for one pint then left quickly.

The Boundary House in Abingdon 8)

ooooh thats right by my cousins house. have been there many a time

He seemed a little wierded out :soapy tit wank:

wouldnt you be? "come to the pub with me to meet people of the internet that I have never met"

saying that he must have been a strange one to go to the pub with sonicyouth anyway.

i didn't tell him that bit 8)

we were talking about you jimbo, you're the man who started all the non-footy forum stuff, you're a legend. so why haven't any of us met you?

yeah I am the best arent I. I met Paddy, Asher and Columbo. Thats surely enough people

We discussed this, birdy apparantly invited you one day for a drink at the boundary house?

what are you talking about prick face?

What birdy just said at the pub.

Thanks for that.

you discussed that my cousin lives near the boundary house??? Im so confused.

i feel bad when you dont take my abuse with good heart ralphy. look at sonicyouth, hes a spanner but he loves it.

that's cos i know you love me really jimbo

No need for what you called me thats why  :roll:

Totally unprovoked

SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP SCRAP!!!!




scarper the teachers coming!!!

*runs off to another thread*