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Is there still a gathering tonight then or not?

I would prefer it next thursday birdy cos i have next friday off work.

*cough* stitch up *cough*

Are you scared of Birdy? :wink:

No i'm interested to meet her :D

The legendary bird.

I am outraged Ralphy  :evil:

I can't make it, my Mum's working late so I've got no car  :cry:

Why ?  :nuts:

you are all losers, Me and my friend were going to meet you and everything.

don't talk to me any more  :twisted:

Whits and Village are you dumping me too?

Is your friend hot?  I might take a drive...  :wink:  8)

I could still go but not sure i can be arsed cos i have work tomorrow at 4:30am

I may let you off ralphy as you are a postman but sonicyouth, I can't believe you.

Come down Dave  8)

Next thursday i can  :)

I don't think I can next week but will try  :cry:

Birdy is blatantly tring to organise some sort of forum gangbang on the sly here :mrgreen:  :piemonte:

:oops:  sorry I forgot to invite you  :wink:  

you are the 'Ring' leader afterall  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

you'd be the ring "bleeder" by the time I'd finished with you! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I cant believe you are trying to corrupt poor innocent lads like Dave B, Sonic Y and Ralphy. As for me, I'd have no interest in such group sex activities :--

is it off then?  :x

you are having a laugh that blackcurrant is dirtier than you think!  :wink:

sorry Whits, they have let us down  :twisted: .  Me and my mate will still be going though if you and Village are still up for it?

I'm a poor, innocent lad  :D

Best compliment i've ever had!

my eye  :wink:

 :shock:  Disgusting

Has he been PM'ing you about his midget bondage porn fetish? :wink:  :mrgreen:

Midget porn rules  8)

its ok, Scat is more my type of thing though :wink:

:shock: he hadn't but I am gonna stop talking to him now, he is midgetist

I deny all knowledge of making up rumors about blackcurrants taste in porn :--  :D

Nah pregnant women and girls in pleated skirts  :twisted:

I aint saying nuffink mate :wink:  :mrgreen:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

you ruined my innocent thread you sick pervs  :wink:

Innocent  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You were never innocent

I can clear up now that I don't like midgets, let alone midget porn.

I sent Birdy's DVD's straight back without even opening them, honest...

I ain't a midget, I am 5ft 8.  You missed out big time there dave if you didn't watch those dvd's  :wink:

They were of you?! I should have guessed from the titles really...

"Busty Netball Ho's Part Deux"
"I REALLY love my horse Vol. 1"

I suppose so, dissapointed to see so many deserters!! :x

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

"Abingdon Anal 4 - the widening"
"changing room sluts 8"
"Birdy does Blunsdon"

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how about birdy blows blackcurrant

Village me and my mate gonna be at the boundary still if you want to say hello and have a pint with us?

8) I'll be there. I've forgotten, is your mate a Town fan?

Is your mate single :oops:  :)

I've never seen that one before :oops:

she is a sort of scum but yes she is single, how old are you?

21 and an all important 1/2. Oh dear, i scummer! :o

Birdy Bums Blackcurrant 2 - the revenge :mrgreen:

Ouch! :shock:  Can we not go the other way around? :nod:

No, its much funnier that way!

In that case, i require a body double for the penetration scenes... i'm thinking a post-Another Level Dane Bowers could do it.

He deserves it too!

oooh I love Dane bowers  :oops:

Oh dear.   :shock:

what is wrong with that?

He's a little porker, hence is playing my body double.  And he was a twat.

Nasty  :shock:

Dont body doubles only need to look like you dave, didnt think you had to have the same personality too......?

Aux hilaire, Ash. Very good. Now abuse someone else for a change :x

Are you coming along to then Whits?

don't laugh at me Dave :-(

sorry mate

can you come to Kent?

Oh you will be...  :evil:  :wink:

I might be able to get there actually, dunno yet

Oh dear indeed, Dane Bowers is an A grade twat!.

But he has/had lovely spikey hair!

:?

I like all three at the same time. Pregnant women in pleated skirts taking a shit.    :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

about 8 ish hopefully but women are always late  :oops:

we'll show those losers!! SONICYOUTH, RALPHY cough cough

Sorry, you answered my PM as soon as i wrote that :)

Yeah, bad form guys, an opportunity arises to meet 2 forum regulars, and all we get is excuses!

I have work tomorrow at 4:30am

I'm tempted though

I've met enough forum regulars already

Who has met the most?

I stand at 6, and i live with one of them...

c'mon, you know you want to!!!

I've met....

Sade
Sonic
Yeovil
Magic
DV85
Mexico Red
Whits
Asher
Marie
JMH75
Walrus
STFC_Lady
Spacey
Mrs Spacey
Blackcurrant
Oxford_Fan
Adje
Dex

Maybe more??

Me... :x

18 so far

and me if you turn up tonight!!  Whits is coming, he just mailed me

Just Whits and Village?

I can't be arsed to count but I've probably met the most

yep we are gonna have a threesome  :D

Ok Sonic, who have you met who i haven't?

I would like to meet sussex red, kinky tom and blinkpip.

Shit!! Just remembered!! I've met Sade  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Think i'll pass then, Whits is a big strong lad and will bully me  :cry:

why will he bully you?

Cos he will want all your loving to himself  :soapy tit wank:

wuss! I'll be there tonight, my Dad's just got home and he's got the clio 8) 8)

I've met:

Yeovil
Spacey
Mrs Spacey
Whits
Mex
Walrus
Sussex
JMH
Kinky Tom
DV85
Spencer
Asher
Dex
Dave
Reeves for King
The other Reeves kid
adje
I 8 Razor
Magic
Ralphy
STFCLady
fatbury
STFCBird
Marie
Blackcurrant
BrightonRed
Janaage
adystfc
oxford fan

29  :shock:

I've met Oxford_Fan, Adje and Dex! Bugger!

Thats 18  :mrgreen:

So Sonic, Whits, Village, Birdy and her mate ?

...and you  8)

cough cough!!!

Changed your mind about girling out then youthy

I've decided that meeting people off forums is gay and I'm never going to do it.

Horray for anonimity!! (sp)

I'm not ready to be deflowered yet  :oops:

You'll post a pic of your arse but you won't meet any of us?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Sonic, are u a virgin ?  :D

I want to go BUT i'll end up smoking.

he is scared I will arse rape him with my strap on

I'm game

I meant piemonte but hey you will do ha ha

Those arse pics are my favorite townend moment. They bring a proud tear to my eye  :cry:

I am scared of pubs cos female forum members smoke around me to test my willpower  :soapy tit wank:

 :wink:

I will try not to  :oops:

Marie did  :soapy tit wank:

I so wanted a cig  :x

You should have said, I'm well up for meeting people if it results in an anal pounding from birdy :?  :mrgreen:  :wink:

that's a bit forward ain't it? I thought the answer was common knowledge anyway  :?

it's a quiz night at the Boundary House tonight  :D  :D

Sex is overated anyhow.

Quiz night? We need Reg  :)

I would be to shy to meet anyone on here. So, I hide everytime I see someone off here.  :oops:

What time are u all getting there and is there a car park?

I'll be heading in for 8ish but it's likely I'll take a wrong turning and end up somewhere else entirely, so expect me to turn up late. Dunno about car park, I hope so. If you see a fat bloke in a black polo shirt looking lost, that will be me.

Only a 30 min drive for me  :?

Same for me and I'm going to college there.

There is a car park there, quite a big one.  

I ain't doing no grandad quiz, I am there for a drink and a laugh not to be sent to sleep  :beers:

I am off home now, see you flids later  :wink:   :D

Sonic, you asked where i lived the other day. See Oxford? Follow A44 north through Woodstock, your come to Chipping Norton.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/map1.gif

Pub Quiz's rule.... :beers:

I've met

Yeovil
Spacey
Mrs Spacey
Sonic
Whits
Magic
Ralphy
Mex
JHM the Jinx
Walrus
Adje
KT
KT Snr (he should join!)
Blackcurrent
Asher
Marie
Dex
STFCLady
Fatbury
SussexRed
I saw Spencer trying to sell pin badges in the Merlin saturday!
janaage

Thats all I can think of for now....bet I've missed someone obvious though....

Is the boundary house in Moredon? My granny lives just down the frog and toad!

 Don't think that's the one they're going to.....I think its in Abingdon.

 Daresay Youth will be rucking with scummers ere the night's out.

:D  :D  :D  :D

What is that supposed to mean? :roll:

i'm shattered, i'm going to bed :wink:  :twisted:

You fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Why are you all back so early? Pub doesn't shut for over an hour surely!

I have met them :D

And what's the gossip? :roll:

Where do i start?!

Ask me a question and i'll answer you in an honest way.....

Is STFC Bird a man?

No way, tits the size of juggernauts!!!!!! :D  :wink:

Right. So from that can I deduce that she doesn't let many potatoes roll off the plate?

She is no man !!!!!

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She's a nice girl  :)

A lovely lady, don't let my disgusting posts fool you!

Glad you had such a pleasant evening! :beers:

Was very pleasant apart from the scummer in the pub  :x

Boy can Bird drink too  :D

You're not far wrong :D

it was crap, I'm never going anywhere near Birdy again!

So much for me not smoking  :soapy tit wank:

:nono:  :D

Sonic bless him got shy  :P

Ralphy=Chimney :D

Who me???  :doobie:

it was a top night, birdy is scary, village has a remarkable ability to put his foot in his mouth, and my mate is probably scared of me now.

oh and i've never known £20 to disappear so quickly, i need to start sponging off the government again

That is why they call me Village (idiot) :oops:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/ralphvase.jpg

ralph and his vase of daffodil juice

i was going to get a pic of birdy to prove she was a woman but she got her tits out instead.

Sade will be so proud :D

Birdy is a woman in her prime, i kid thee not :)

Nice piccy  :)

You getting up for work? I haven't been to bed yet! :shock:  :D

Yeah leave in 10 mins  :x

Gay :x I'm still drinking! 8)  :D  :oops:

Do i lose my "Birdy's Bitch" tag line now?

No you don't, you still my ho.

Thanks for last night guys I haven't laughed so much in ages.  You are all quality. We will have to try that dogging lark again, but bring gimp suits that fit this time  :D  :wink:

Poor Whits couldn't handle the pace bless him, he was first to bed  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

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I have a new hobby now, dogging rules  :twisted:

Enter sade......

You should have took one of Birdy too.

Yes i have  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

i offered my tattoo  :D

Abit too much bossom showing though, would have to go in NSFW forum  :)

That would have been fine by us, we've seen your face already....why do we want more pictures!!!

Hmmm

He was proud of his vase!!

and i thought i was only gonna read about football......!!  Good night, all top lads...birdie included!! ha ha :beers:

I believe in sex after marriage ralphy for the record so am appalled at you!

Hey !!  :D

Hi Julie  :D

so do i asher but don't tell the wife :wink:

No wonder Marie smokes  :soapy tit wank:

Finally learned how to use a forum then julie  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

ha ha ha you guys watch out there is 2 of us now  :wink:

Set up the web cam then  :D

Birdy and her lesbian bitch  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

theres a gag here to be said but i wont :roll:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I wouldnt she has a bloody hard punch on her! and for the record I was joking!

I will then  :soapy tit wank:

''marie do you smoke after sex'' ?

''i don't know i never looked''  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

yeah the DVD will be released on monday,

Birdy's Bud Bottle  part 1

Poor title

I liked Abingdon Anal 4 - The Widening

Got to admit that made me chuckle but im regretting even posting on here now

so does my wife.
but being blokes we never tell them though do we :shock:

p.s. don't forget the badge tomorrow :wink:

Are u joining the casual club?

Better get rid of your Swindon shirt then.

I will remember! No i wouldnt hit her back as 1) thats wrong (I have some morals), 2. shes harder than me, 3. her dad would hire a hit man, 4. I am usually on the floor after 1 punch from her!

He said he liked the badge and wanted one, I had 2 so said I would give him one for special occasions!

I have one from the 70's that my dad gave me  :agree:

i am for tomorrow cos apparently some of the pubs can be funny with away fans after a game and if we are wanting to get in to watch England then i shall leave the red and white at home

Boo

thats why i want a badge too as they looked pretty smart

I don't feel part of the club unless i wear the shirt.

GAY!

GAY! GAY! :wink:

 :fag:

Says the man with an EAR RING  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

2 earings actually :shock:  :run:

HOMO

poof

You can stick yer fookin shirt..............................






WACK!

http://www.magix-photos.com/mediapool/E7/48/49/80/EA/5E/11/D9/A7/F5/D8/12/3E/FE/8E/07/10/9C1D928002B911DAB7272D063EFE8E07.jpg

where did you get that from Spence

My brain.

well done you

So what happens when you take the shirt off?

What if you could feel part of the club every second no matter what you were wearing? Feels good I tell thee.

nice badge, that

I support STFC cos i love the club and it's in my family blood.

I wear the shirt cos i like people to know i'm a swindon fan and proud of it.