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Did you manage to sort your college?

sort of.

I phoned up first thing this morning, went in for my enrolment and got told I wouldn't be able to do a-levels because I didn't have the required GCSE's, despite the fact I got offered an unconditional place months ago :/

I'll get in but I won't be able to do the exact courses I wanted and I've got to resit my Maths.

bit of a fuck up really

Step in the right direction though at least your not totally fucked. 8)

I got a bit paranoid last night, but yeah it's all sorted more or less 8)

why did you delete that other thread?

I'm going back to college in the evenings, i had to pay though... :x

This time next year I should be working  :shock:

I'm pretty cut up about it to be honest  :cry:

because I got a bit spasticified last night.

Been on the booze again Sonic?

no I've not been well recently so have steered clear, might have a couple tomorrow night on my date with Birdy though  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Might need more than a couple then.

----What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

----About five pints

what a horrible thing to say about Birdy  :D

I was giving advice to birdy  8)

Just remember that the more she drinks, the better looking you'll become! :mrgreen:

I need to sort my life out  :cry:

 Just because you don't know the 2 formula one drivers who've raced in a car numbered 13 Ralphy...there's no need to take it so bad.

scratch off the name on the back of your shirt, htta might make you feel a bit better...

You so didn't know that either!!  :soapy tit wank:

You must have a motorsport encyclopedia out!

Ok, without looking on google!

Where is Renault F1's headquarters?

Stalker  :evil:

Too chicken to speak to me  :P

I know this I think. Is it just outside Wantage? Grove perhaps?

No thats Williams my friend  :wink:

Most F1 teams are based in or around my area.

Pants! Is the Renault headquarters in Chipping Norton then?

5 miles from my house in a little village called Enstone.

 I'd never ask a question without knowing the answer.  

  I do a few quizzes.....so know a bit about motor sport, but a long way from an expert.

  All the F1 teams seem to be based somewhere near Bucks...so I'll guess O*ford.

BAR is Brackley (Northants)
Renault is Enstone (Oxon)
Williams is Grove (Oxon)
Jaguar is MK (Bucks)
Arrows was Leafield near Witney (Oxon)
Jordon is Silverstone (Northants)

Wasn't Benneton based in Witney?

Yes it was Sonic, then they moved to Enstone near Chipping Norton and were renamed Renault F1.

I think I went to the Benneton testing centre as a school trip. There was a wind tunnel and that was about all I can remember. It was noisy.

I have a video of a Renault F1 engine being bench tested at Enstone  :twisted:

Fucking awesome  :mrgreen:

Ralphy, who's you fav ever F1 driver?

Senna without a doubt.

Absolutely agree Ralphy.

I remember watching the race where the wall incident happened round my nan's house in Little Somerford. I cried.

:cry:  Worse day ever

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/senna.jpg

I remember that as if it was yesterday. Ratzenburger had been killed in qualifying (I think) so the race was already pretty sombre. I have cried twice at sporting events, when Murray Walker announced that Ayrton Senna had been killed and Hillsborough.  :cry:

I felt sick watching it, i was young and remember seeing his head twitch after hitting the wall  :cry:

What cock designed a race track where cars hit 200 mph + with a fucking great brick wall.

Italians...



Senna was by far the best. Schumacher's good, but he's a cunt. so he cant be the best.

And he's from verminy.

Stirling Moss for me....Vanwall

  http://www.arteauto.com/ProductImages/photographs/StirlingMOssVanwallatAintreebyMarchLG.jpg

 Question.....where's the race track?

Shitsmacker is not a patch on Senna.

Put Shitsmacker in a Sauber and Senna in one, i know who'd win.

Other great drivers are Nicki Lauder and Alain Prost.

but didnt Schuy win his 1st two titles on a crap car....?!

Senna would have won grand prix in a Lada Riva.

I used to love the GP when Senna, Prost, Piquet and Mansell were driving. It is poopants now.

F1 is now a procession of cars in a row.

My other past time apart from footy is motor racing, i'm a BTCC fan.

Going to silverstone soon for next rounds  :mrgreen:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/tomchilton.jpg

I used to like watching the BTCC as well, when Plato and Ivan Muller was driving and Volvo and Vauxhall used to dominate. You also got to see some aggressive driving and sometime a bit of fisticuffs! :twisted:

Obviously this is way before my time, but surely you cannot quote Moss as the best ever when he never won a world driver's championship?  His best finish was 2nd, behind the great Fangio geeza.

For me, I'm really too young to remember Senna although I did watch him a couple of times on the box.  For me the greatest driver is Schumacher.  This is demonstrated in wet racers when his class shines through - especially as it is said that the rain is a great leveller of F1 cars.

However, nowadays it really is all about the car, and the driver can't make too much difference.

EDIT:  I will learn to read.  I thought it said greatest, not favourite F1 driver...   :oops:   Still read Schumacher, I'm a great admirer of the cunt's talents.

BTCC rocks 8)

They barge each other off the track and stick their fingers up when they overtake  :soapy tit wank:

Muller is still racing, for VX Racing.

Dominating this season is Halfords Team Dynamics in their Honda Integra Type R's  :twisted:

I was really into F1 in my teens. I once wrote off to a load of teams for signed pictures of drivers.

Got a couple back - Piquet and Prost as I remember. I was chuffed with that.

Mind you, I also did the same to the cast of neighbours. Got a Paul Robinson and a Mrs Mangel. Kylie didn't get back to me.

I wish I hadn't written that last bit  :|

Quoted, just so it cant be deleted due to regret

Mrs Mangel, have you still got it?  :P

He beats off over it :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Thanks for that!  :?

Japanese rubbish!! :mrgreen:

 :\/

Going completely off on a tangent. Someone was talking about Kylie today and asked me a completely random question. (she was blonde)

'When you get chemotherapy, does all your hair fall out? I mean all hair, like would she have a bald minge?'

Anyone know?  :roll:

I bet she has anyway.

A girl I used to work with a few years ago knew someone who did security at Stansted and he said when they used to x-ray her bags they used to see all sorts of kinky stuff.

Not sure how true that is, fairly reliable source.

Have no idea, but as there appears to be horse racing there, how about Aintree?

Correct.

Only in 'extreme' cases apparently