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Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: FlashGordon on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:10:33
How many members are there that regulary post? We should get some 5 a side going? Would be a laugh!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:13:38
I'm too old for footy, my lack of pace makes me quite violent :x  

 I want to play cricket! It's more relaxed.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:14:25
Plenty, but quite a few live outside Swindon, like me, so I demand this doesn't happen as I don't want to miss out and cannot justify driving 60 miles to do it. :twisted:  :wink:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:14:53
I'll play! Geography may be an issue! :evil:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:15:00
What Spacey said but swap Cricket for Darts.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:15:45
or kiss chase.
x x


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:16:19
I'm no good at Darts how about pool or stella drinking?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:16:40
I'm crap at everything so I'll sit this out.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:17:12
Quote from: "stfcfan"
or stella drinking?


Yes that, though I will need a sleep break.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:18:43
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Am I the only person in the world that thinks Stella is disgusting? :shock:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: FlashGordon on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:18:55
Thought travelling would be a prob! I dont even live in swindon would have been a laugh tho!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:19:02
Anyone for a game of online chess?  Set up a forum and have a tournament ?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:19:08
I'll play


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:19:43
Chess is too hard. Don't like thinking...


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:19:51
I'd do it and I could bring a few mates along...It's cheap at the oasis.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:20:05
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Anyone for a game of online chess?  Set up a forum and have a tournament ?


How about a forum bowls evening?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: FlashGordon on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:20:08
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
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Am I the only person in the world that thinks Stella is disgusting? :shock:



 :?  Nope i dont like it either!

A nice John Smiths or Guiness any day!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:22:20
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
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Am I the only person in the world that thinks Stella is disgusting? :shock:


 The stuff I'm drinking now tastes a bit cack, but i had a skinful last night, not being in Budvar territory, and just had a kipper and tomato sandwich which might be the reason.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:23:31
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Anyone for a game of online chess?  Set up a forum and have a tournament ?


How about a forum bowls evening?


 Chess has the advantage that I could play Edinburgh, without a 500 mile journey.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:24:26
How about a game of World of Warcraft 8)

I'll get my coat.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:26:18
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
How about a game of World of Warcraft 8)

I'll get my coat.


What the hell is that??


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:26:41
Ok reg, i'm rubbish at chess though  :cry:

I will challenge you to a quiz on motorsport because i know i'll win that  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:30:08
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Ok reg, i'm rubbish at chess though  :cry:

I will challenge you to a quiz on motorsport because i know i'll win that  :soapy tit wank:


 Who won the 1961 British Grand Prix for Ferrari?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:31:21
What we want is another forum poker tournament. :nod: Or forum online pro evo.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:34:12
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Ok reg, i'm rubbish at chess though  :cry:

I will challenge you to a quiz on motorsport because i know i'll win that  :soapy tit wank:


 Who won the 1961 British Grand Prix for Ferrari?


Wolfgang Von Tripps


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:37:18
Ah i silenced Reg  :D


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:41:37
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Ok reg, i'm rubbish at chess though  :cry:

I will challenge you to a quiz on motorsport because i know i'll win that  :soapy tit wank:


 Who won the 1961 British Grand Prix for Ferrari?


Wolfgang Von Tripps


 Great name that.

 Who are the only two drivers to compete in a GP bearing a car numbered 13?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: DiV on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:41:44
I'll play in  a 5 a side, I'm fucking awesome  8)


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:43:58
I'm not, but its fun :D


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:48:43
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
How about a game of World of Warcraft 8)

I'll get my coat.


Get out!

Dominoes?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: DiV on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:50:32
tidlewinks! :roll:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:51:10
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
****Contraversial (SP) post alert*****


Am I the only person in the world that thinks Stella is disgusting? :shock:


 The stuff I'm drinking now tastes a bit cack, but i had a skinful last night, not being in Budvar territory, and just had a kipper and tomato sandwich which might be the reason.


Kipper and tomato? :roll:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:51:58
I am minging at chess! :cry:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:54:09
Quote from: "Sussex Red"

Dominoes?


What Pizza?  :?  :mrgreen:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:54:33
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
I am minging at chess! :cry:


 Even more reason to give you a game then.....I'd have thought as a denizen of an east coast city, you'd be aware of the delights of the humble kipper.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Rossi on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:54:35
I'd be up for a 5-a-side tournament although it's too far to drive just for that.  Hows about a game of online footy manager and everyone has to start with a conference south team :beers:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:56:33
Quote from: "Parkin Ticket"
I'd be up for a 5-a-side tournament although it's too far to drive just for that.  Hows about a game of online footy manager and everyone has to start with a conference south team :beers:


I'd be up for that!  :beers:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:57:40
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
I am minging at chess! :cry:


 Even more reason to give you a game then.....I'd have thought as a denizen of an east coast city, you'd be aware of the delights of the humble kipper.


I used to eat kippers for breakfast when I went to boarding school in Oxford. Quite liked them from memory, better than powdered egg!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:58:22
Wouldn't an online FM take an age? how would you go about doing that?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 20:58:24
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Ah i silenced Reg  :D


 Where's Ralphy gone?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 21:04:30
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
I am minging at chess! :cry:


 Even more reason to give you a game then.....I'd have thought as a denizen of an east coast city, you'd be aware of the delights of the humble kipper.


I used to eat kippers for breakfast when I went to boarding school in Oxford. Quite liked them from memory, better than powdered egg!


 Kippers in the grill.....late lamented Ian Dury....who I don't think gets much of a mention now.

      Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour Crash!

Forty-year old housewife Mrs Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk
Had a husband who was jubblified with only half a stalk
So she had a Milk of Magnesia and curry powder sandwich, half a pound of uncut pork
Took an overdose of Omo, this made the neighbours talk

(spoken)
Could have been watching Frankie Vaughn on the telly and giving herself a scratch

(Chorus)
This is what we find (x 4)
A sense of humour is required, amongst the bacon rind

(spoken)
Hello Brian, wash and iron? Try it on, it's only nylon

Single batchelor with little dog Tony Green of Turnham Green
Said 'who's a clever boy then girl, now you know whom I mean'
For the mongrel laid a cable in the sandpit of the playground of the park where they had been
And with a bit of tissue, he wiped its bumhole clean

(spoken)
A bit of claggy on the waggy

(Chorus)
This is what we find (x4)
They must have had a funny time, on the Golden Hind

(spoken, reverb)
O vanitas vanitatum, which of us is happy in his life
Which of us has our desire, or having it, is gratified

(spoken)
Hello Mrs Wood, this boy looks familiar, they used to call him Robin Hood.
Now he's Robin fucking shit cunt

Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill
Of Do-It-Yourself dexterity, and double glazing skill
Came home to find another gentleman's kippers in the grill
So he sanded off his winkle with his Black and Decker drill

(Chorus)
This is what we find (x4)
The hope that springs eternal, springs right up your behind!
This is what we find

 English poetry at its finest.....SY discuss.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Whits on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 21:23:34
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Ok reg, i'm rubbish at chess though  :cry:

I will challenge you to a quiz on motorsport because i know i'll win that  :soapy tit wank:


 Who won the 1961 British Grand Prix for Ferrari?


Wolfgang Von Tripps


god bless google  :D


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Whits on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 21:24:44
Quote from: "spacey"
I'm too old for footy, my lack of pace makes me quite violent :x


we could be the hooligans, give it a bit of atmosphere  :box:

can't see me running anywhere soon!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 21:44:24
I'll get a sheepskin jacket and do the commentary..

 'He's gone up and given the centre-half a short back and sides there. Look at the replay, there's dead hair all over the six yard box.'


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 21:46:59
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Kippers in the grill.....late lamented Ian Dury....who I don't think gets much of a mention now.


Truly a fine lyricist, fucking nutter as well - I really should get more of his stuff, thanks Reg.

On a related note, I was rather disappointed not to hear Half Man Half Biscuit on the tannoy up at Tranmere yesterday. I half hoped to bump into them outside the ground, or something.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, August 30, 2005, 21:51:22
Id play 5 a side butg im a dirty twat on the pitch and you'd send me off


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 04:49:52
Id play 5 a side but im afraid of fucking my Ankle up again.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 08:07:06
i'll play. set a date & time & i'll be there


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 08:11:27
I'd love to play but cant cause of my knee!  Really been majorly playing up in the last week also!  :(  :cry:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 08:14:43
I'm too fat.  Therefore i would not make myself available for such an event.  Unless i can stay at the back clearing up a la Ina Culverhouse.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 08:37:10
I honestly thought youd be skinny!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 08:48:44
Hahaha!  oh no, not me. I'm a bit of a porker.  Nothing outrageous, but its evident that i'd rather eat a marathon than run one.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 08:51:34
Quality saying mate!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 09:53:27
I'd be up for it.
Nicknamed 'Rhys' in the Junior Robins, before I got too old  :cry:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 10:48:01
Blackcurrent is mega fat!

He sits the floor above and we all know when he is moving about :wink: which is rarely!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 10:50:53
Dan, i will kill you. :evil:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 11:00:31
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Dan, i will kill you. :evil:


Can I have lunch first please?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 11:02:02
No.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 11:05:54
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
No.


but its Wednesday, the food is good on Wednesday :cry:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 11:15:09
the hot roast baguettes are overrated.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 11:18:57
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
the hot roast baguettes are overrated.


Depends when you get, if you go the same time as all the other rabble they are naff. Time it right and you get the fresh stuff which is so much better....and the curly fries... :P


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 11:20:49
Curly fries make it worthwhile.  I got myself a chilled turkey and cranberry baguette at 11 instead.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 11:21:55
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Curly fries make it worthwhile.  I got myself a chilled turkey and cranberry baguette at 11 instead.


Well....I didnt expect you to go all the way through from breakfast to lunch time without eating :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :wink:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: FlashGordon on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 12:26:13
Quote from: "DV85"
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Curly fries make it worthwhile.  I got myself a chilled turkey and cranberry baguette at 11 instead.


Well....I didnt expect you to go all the way through from breakfast to lunch time without eating :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :wink:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Well idea still seems doomed due to about 5 ppl wanting to play im off to uni in oct anyway....was a good idea in principle!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 13:16:33
I really am going to fucking batter you DV.  That WAS my lunch. :evil:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 13:19:47
I can bring about 10 people, it wouldn't be a forum 5-a side but for anyone who wants a kick around it will be good  :)


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 13:38:18
I could get a team together?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 14:05:24
you still playing for southbrook asher?

some fixtures are up on http://full-time.thefa.com/gen/Index.do;jsessionid=188D39433E3E93E8AC02593C64FC1139 but doesnt say when we (kmlc) play you.

we got swindon west indians in the first round of the cup, could be a tough one!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 14:37:07
They are dirty bastards those west indies, got kicked black and blue last season.  I got asked to play for SKSB saturday team (polish team) but aid no as dont want to stop watching swindon so think its just sundays this year with Southbrook.

Should be a laugh playing you guys, what position do you play?


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 14:42:40
right-wing back normally, but have to play centre midfield some weeks if people are missing. probably be wearing no.10 shirt


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 15:08:22
I play left or right wing or in defence, but for you may move into midfield!


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 15:24:01
i'll look forward to it  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: strooood on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 17:38:51
blueprint - sundays (division 5 i think) and the saturdays i cant be assed to go away for town (wiltshire county)

upfront, number 14 in both teams.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 20:06:51
Quote from: "decks-e-tow"
blueprint - sundays (division 5 i think) and the saturdays i cant be assed to go away for town (wiltshire county)

upfront, number 14 in both teams.


Divvy 6....werent you in defence last season?

AFC Royston, Division 6....Number 10.

Fuck knows where they will play me next, all I need to do is keeper and right wing and I've played the fucking lot


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, September 1, 2005, 09:58:20
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
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Am I the only person in the world that thinks Stella is disgusting? :shock:


jesus no. lager is shite


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, September 1, 2005, 11:15:20
I'd play 5-a-side.

I'll be the teams fat Stevie G; attempting to pull the strings in midfield then trying to fuck the opposition up when it starts going pear shaped


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, September 1, 2005, 11:48:38
Reg did you know that ian drury has a commemorative bench in his beloved richmond park. on the end of the bench is a socket for you to plug some headphones into and it plys blockhead tracks all day and all night. a touch of class befitting of the great man.


Title: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: adje on Friday, September 2, 2005, 11:47:30
Kippers in the grill.....late lamented Ian Dury....who I don't think gets much of a mention now.

      /quote]





I did have him in the"desert island dics"topic back along"Mr.Love Pants"-a brilliant return to form at the time.
I would definitely be up for 5-a-side and I'd drive from Kent to take part-as would I 8 Razor.


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Jimmy Glass is an Alien on Sunday, September 16, 2012, 18:53:08
*bump*

Did this ever take off?

I wouldn't mind playing if anyone else is game.


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, September 16, 2012, 19:23:16
crikey, this is a flashback to a more innocent TEF time


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Cibocchi_Is_God on Sunday, September 16, 2012, 19:39:42
I know I'm a fairly new/not massively active, but I'd be up for it if you need a keeper! Desperate to start playing footy again!


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Sunday, September 16, 2012, 22:28:02
Do it in the summer and i'm in.

My first touch of a rapist can bring a lot to any team.


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: DMR on Monday, September 17, 2012, 10:52:18
Fuck me, 7 years ago.


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Monday, September 17, 2012, 11:12:07
I'd be up for this


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: walcot red on Monday, September 17, 2012, 11:17:01
It'd be a laugh, I'm in.


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Berniman on Monday, September 17, 2012, 14:21:57
crikey, this is a flashback to a more innocent TEF time

How is your nose?  :D


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Monday, September 17, 2012, 14:43:03
I'll be willing to add a bit of glamour from the sub continent of India!


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, September 17, 2012, 15:00:30
and my knee has never been the same since


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 17, 2012, 15:04:18
How is your nose?  :D
that still counted as a save!


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, September 17, 2012, 15:14:02
If this ever takes off, i'll have a game.


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, September 17, 2012, 15:42:10
crikey, this is a flashback to a more innocent TEF time

Yeah...I bet Yeovil doesn't play kiss chase any longer.


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, September 17, 2012, 15:58:13
and my knee has never been the same since

Sorry :(


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Berniman on Monday, September 17, 2012, 16:18:32
that still counted as a save!

And a shot on target


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 17, 2012, 16:57:42
And a shot on target
my face was your target?

you are not a kind man


Title: Re: Forum 5 a side?
Post by: Berniman on Monday, September 17, 2012, 17:24:48
If your face wasn't in the way, it would have been a peach of a goal.

Goes down as a great shot, great save and a lucky not to be broken nose! :-)