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A brief intro: We had a job lined up earlier this week. A decent sized job, worth about 600 quid in profit. We arranged for a freelance technician (as always) to do the job for us. We've only used him a couple of times previously.

Said technician doesn't turn up for two days, causing the client to cancel. In addition, the little shit is also refusing to return the deposit we provided for materials on the job. We're a good 800-900 quid down. The loss of money is one thing, but the little shit is almost laughing at us about it.

It's Saturday night and I can't even afford a beer. To say that one is not amused would be the mother of all understatements. I'm not one to wish harm upon anybody, but today.......

I want revenge, I'm going to torment the cunt.

I'll be making a police report, and a report to an ombudsman. I doubt it'll do much, but it'll help give him a bad time for a while at least.

I want more.

I have his phone number, facebook account and photos of him. I will be signing him up to all sorts of accounts from which he will be inundated with sales calls. He'l be getting calls from estate agents, recruitment agencies, banks, insurance companies..... all fucking sorts. I want him so fed-up with it that he changes his number. Then I'll find the new number and start all over again.

I also plan to sign him up to dating sites and arrange for 'dates' to give him a call. Apparently he has a jealous girlfriend.

I'm wondering what ideas the wonderful minds of the TEF might be able to add?

Pick your technician better

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

You do get yourself into some pickles! I'd give his number to the guys that were after you :)

Invite him to join your network on LinkedIn. Those emails never fucking stop.

Sign him up to the special fb group.

Give his details to every Nigerian prince with a bond scheme.

Cut the electricity to his apartment. Find his car and let his tyres down.

Then slap him from me.

Get a paper bag full of dogshit, put it on his doorstep. light and knock. I've err heard that it's quite messy when stamped out..

Take this to the lounge and give us all the information that you have.

Will do, gotta get some work done first.

The Thailand 'men looking for men' section on craigslist looks rather busy....

Can someone show me the secret door to your genteel little smoking and drinking club? Or do I need the initiates' password? Um manatee? Sheena Easton? soapy tit wank? Burslem?

You need to pay fealty to the flammable one.

http://www.sendshit.co.uk

What and wait three months for him to resurface pissed at 3am, only to say who the fuck are you?

(This isn't paying fealty, is it?)

😊

Well the gay thing backfired a bit, I wasn't counting on getting dick-picks. I'm going to have to brace myself when opening emails on that account from now on.

Don't you live in Thailand? Im sure you've seen more than a couple of dick picks just walking down the street.

Hang on, so you used your own email address? So this isn't so much spamming the guy who ripped you off, as just you signing yourself up for a gay contact list? I think you need to start being honest with yourself about what's going on here, I'm sure you'll find the TEF a welcoming and supportive environment in which to start coming out :)

Ha, not quite.

I set up a new account to open accounts and post classifieds etc with.

Sippo, even in Thailand people tend not to walk about with their bits out. You can find it, but you have to go looking for it.

fixed for you

 :eek: :eek: :gay:

lolz. Oops. Dunno why that happened.

Although maybe it is information that Sippo would find useful anyway.......

Sippo on the mind