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We're running with two groups of 5, as follows:


Because of the odd group Spain and NI will have to have a different schedule - I'll insert the fixtures. The rest should work like the actual competition, I'll sort that out in a sec.

Because of the delay (sorry, unavoidable!) I'll delay it a bit, so if I can have teams for tomorrow's matches by Sunday instead that'd be great. And Sugg, I am truly sorry.

Any problems or questions, shoot.

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TABLES as of 15/06

(http://i.imgur.com/oSE5Qac.jpg)


Early days, but just like the real tournament there have been some early surprises. Underdogs Slovakia have quite literally stunned their opponents, whilst highly rated Spain suffered some early jitters but eventually got the job done. It remains the British teams that struggle, but even with England's footballing triumph not accounted for, the Wales team look up against it the most.

I've completely forgotten all of the rules (Apart from the obvious posting of attractive women)

Could we have a separate thread of the rules please?

Vive la Wales!

Are you playing agony aunt as well?

Yep will do!

Cymru am byth and all that phlegmy stuff.


Always, Reg  :)

When stunners is done....then maybe there should be a TEF Ask Ells feature

I'm well up for that.

I can imagine what one poster will want to ask you....

Go on?

Austria but no France? C'est une injustice - I was voting for them just to annoy Reg (and because Marion Cotillard, but mostly to annoy Reg)

Northern Ireland.... might be scratching around a bit with that!

Google's first suggestion for Austrian women is Conchita Wurst. Oh dear.

 I remember Eva Rueber-Staier winning Eric Morley's Miss World in the heady year of 69....

(http://www.lempimissit.suntuubi.com/datafiles/userfiles/Image/xxmiss%20world%201969g.jpg)

I always liked you Ells.

Here was Eva winning....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8bsPaGgrpM

Sweatie birds haven't improved much..

 :D sorry, I promise it was truly random (no one even tried to offer me a bribe, annoyingly.)

Also, I didn't think I'd have to clarify this but can the women submitted be women please ;) I don't have the time (or inclination, really) to check  ;D

Bit transphobic

Ahead of his team's surprise participation in the Euro stunners 2016, NI boss bullethead has commented on his team's chances in the tournament.
“To be honest, I can't believe we are here, our squad is woefully thin and at one point I was considering calling up Rory McIlroy. I've had the NISA scouring the parentage of many a model across the globe and I think they have found me a gem, though I fear there may be disputes about her eligibility. As for the rest of the team, they are not as fit as I would have liked but we’ll give it our best shot”.

Trans women are women. Conchita identifies as a man, not trans:)

Oh my god I'm so sorry this is the first time I've been able to log in for ages - I'm guessing I'm too late?

 I was late doing the draw because I was in hospital so I decided games should start tomorrow if you can!

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Never mind.

Right k on it now sorry Ells hope your better???
Do I just need one lady per game? How many photos?

Yeah I'll be alright thanks :)  3 ladies please - 1 pic each.

Right I'm being really simple now - I used to use photo bucket to upload my photos onto hear but it's already blocked my first photo!!!
Is there an easier way??

Imgur seems to be cool with nakedness

Right think I've done it!!! Let me know if it's wrong in any way Ells?

Tis perfect!

Cool right! Let's just say that was a damn site easier than the last tournament I had when I had Algeria!!!
Thanks for organising this by the way

Haha don't thank me til the end - there's a lot of fucking up for me to do in the meantime! :D

Just waiting on Slovakia for tonight please!

The Slovakia manager appears to have fallen down on the job, perhaps intimidated by the heady optimism of his colleagues.
If I don't get them before tomorrow afternoon I will come down hard.

Have you sent him a PM?

Hours ago

Sorry all. My pics are on the way now!

No worries mate. All be up in a sec.

I haven't replied to everyone but just so you all know the formats have been fine so far. Basically as long as I can see the pictures it's fine, don't worry too much about that.

What happens if someone has duel nationality? Does it go on place of birth?

I guess if the other team isn't in the tournament then it's fine?

Yep, otherwise country of birth will take priority.

Oh ok! That's good as I had someone in mind

It is really hard to find any Iceland Stunners - I found Suzanne and Carla though

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/Euro%2016%201/2015_Big_Iceland_zpsippodlvu.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/Euro%2016%201/2015_Big_Iceland_zpsippodlvu.jpg.html)

They look game.

Sorry Bewster, that pic is too saucy.

That was a fucking brilliant joke :(

I'll update the tables tonight.

Slovakia have 2 games tomorrow, so it's up to you BAT whether you want to submit 2 teams or go for one. I'll accept either.

Yes. But too clever for most

A lot of people on here are quite slow Ells, I think they have to ketchup a bit.

Who's the daddy!

My dads ashes are buried under the Town End goal....whos your daddy? :D

A heads up for today's fixtures -

Russia v Slovakia
Spain v Slovakia
Northern Ireland v Hungary

You got mine yeah

Oh, shit. I knew there was something I was supposed to be doing.

Yep :)

This again!  :)

Sent!!

Nice one, do you want to use the same team for both games?

No, just sent next lot (please use the most recent sent three) ;)

Fab, think I got that right! (Had to do it on my ipad which was a bit hectic as I've got about 700 tabs open and the PM feature on here isn't ergonomic(?) at the best of times)

If I make a mistake anyone just let me know

Just sent you my England team for tomorrow

Got it, love the name for number 2  :girlgiggle:

I genuinely have no idea what's she's calling herself these days??  :girlgiggle:

Ha, nor me! But I'd wager most people would recognise her regardless!

I've updated the tables and hopefully not ballsed it up - it has been a long day ;)

Could I have some more of your English lovelies please JFW :)

No rush JFW

What legends are you dragging out for this one then?
Jordan?
Melinda Messenger?
Linda Lusardi?

:)

Oi you can't slag her off! She's a national (local) treasure!

No, she was, 20 years ago.

I am expecting Rigg, Lumley and Blackman based on previous teams?

I never thought she was attractive anyway to be honest. A+ norks, though.

Fake ones

Decent ones though. They still look relatively natural. Not like some models who literally look like someone's just sellotaped a round blob of silicone to 'em and let them walk straight out the clinic.

Oh bum when's my next game? Sorry I was on a school trip yesterday and I've got larengitis (getting my excuses in early!)
Ok point taken on the age thing! Clearly I have a thing for the older lady!  :-[

There was a game v Spain yesterday, next is on the 20th
Don't worry though, focus on getting well soon!

So sorry I thought I didn't have another till the 20th I'll get some sent tonight if that's any good?

That'll be great! :)

Got to say, this year's girls are all a bit, well, clothed for my liking.

Not a hint of a chapel hat peg, spider's leg or camel toe.

Very tame so far!

Do i have a game tonight then ?

There is a fixture list you know!  :D
I assume jfw is still ill so I'll postpone England's fixture but I'll post the others up in a sec

Thanks for the preview, but were you supposed to post them here?

Spoiler alert!

That's fucking ruined it for me now.

Oh come on, you can stretch to 2 wanks.

I don't think stretching it is how it works?

Fixture list means nothing  ;)

Apologies for illness and many thanks for your posponment much appreciated
Pics now sent