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*Hint*

Batter is the correct answer. Choose carefully now.

Depends what you're coating!

Batter, obviously.

Fucking breadcrumbs. Ladeda. You'll be using a knife and fork next.

You say that. You try putting batter out on the bird table and just watch those fussy bastards turn their beaks up at it

Fucking hipster pigeons.

To put this one to bed, has anyone ever heard the expression, fanny breadcrumbs? Case closed m'lud.

This isn't going to go down well, but I hate batter and always have done as I find it too fatty and slimy - hence why I never have fish and chips, love fish fingers (especially in a Stottie Cake) so its breadcrumbs for me.

In terms of best chippy's, Hodgsons in Lancaster won loads of awards and was great and the village we have moved to here doesn't have much but it does have a great chippy (the portions are huge and its cheap - 'small' fish and chips which is too big for the wife is only £3.40!).

Local to Swindon (ish) when I was a kid the chippy in Highworth was great and always a bribe to get me to go to the dentist in Swindon as we would have chips on the way home (plus a trip to the Railway Museum always swung it for me!) - no idea if the Highworth chippy is still there?

Slimy batter?

You're doing it wrong.

I think it's when chippy's don't cook it enough, its still too greasy for me.