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Hello, I hope you are all well.

Swindon are doing well with footballs recently. Anyway, enough of that nonsense, I need your help.

My brother runs a football league for people who are socially isolated due to their experiences with mental health, homelessness, substance misuse or learning difficulties (I copied and pasted that). He's trying to get funding via the National Lottery to help secure the league's future. If you could spare a few moments to vote and help him out you'd be doing a beautiful thing.

You can vote here https://www.thepeoplesprojects.org.uk/projects/view/the-social-inclusion-football-league and watch a video of him talking about it and looking marginally cooler than me.

Cheers.
 

Voted.

And you're right, he looks way cooler than you.

Marginally cooler, I said marginally cooler!

Cheers buddy

Done. Happy to help out your exceedingly cooler looking brother.

Lovely stuff, thanks!

He's only cooler by a really small amount. You'd barely notice it.

Worthy.done.

Done.

He looks almost as cool as you.

Thanks, man

Cheers!

I knew I could count on you!

I am going to reply to all of you no matter how tedious it gets.

Done

I'm only voting if I get his number

and you get banned

(Obviously I'm kidding. I've done it and passed the link around, it looks fantastic)

Done

I've already run out of alternatives for thanks.

Merci

Done! Cracking cause, best of luck with it

Holding good causes to ransom. Shame on you...

...I'll see what I can do

Thanks, buddy.

Thanks.

I don't do anything, I'm just trying to look caring by association

I've not seen your brother yet, as I haven't clicked the link (I will though!) but I'm expecting him to look like Sloth in The Goonies and be into train spotting and brass rubbings....

..... So marginally cooler than you and better looking!

You won't be disappointed

Done.

You've done a wonderful thing

Good stuff, voted!

He looks like a young, cool, Corbyn.

Haha, he'll like that.

Voted for the cool looking geezer.

That's good work

So if I support a good cause (I don't know, something like flotation aids for disabled dolphins) and post a video where I look as cool as his brother will you finally ask for my number?  :hmmm:

Done Spacey, all the best to them. See, I do still love you really x

I've always loved you! I'll never stop loving!

Done. I want my personalised response now.  :smugfu:

Thank you so much. You're support will go a long way to changing the lives of many, many people.

If I come to the ticket office will you sort me out one of those 'special concession' tickets again?

You certainly could get away as an OAP  :D

I'll take what I can get

Voted - looks good!

Cheers!

Interesting project, however I'm not sure setting up a "special" football league should be described as social inclusion. A football team with players who are homeless, people with substance issues and mental health problems competing in a "normal" league yeah but this sounds a bit stigmatised. Sorry to be negative. 

Done, but only so i could get a reply and i can be as cool as you, but not your brother, because he's cooler than you

That's an interesting point you raise and I put it to my brother. He immediately closed down the entire project and told the lot of them to fuck off.

Thanks. Yes, yes he is.

 :clap:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :pint:

Done. You about tomorrow?

Thanks. I'm afraid not. I'm usually about more during the week.

I'd have thought marking out a team as "special" playing against "normal" teams would be more stigmatic (is that a word?) as it emphasises the difference.

Done btw.

Nice one! Thanks

I'm cooler than the lot of you because I've turned up late to the party, and now I'm off to look for somewhere more fun. But only after I've voted.

A few more days until it closes.

Done

Not exactly a towering achievement :)

Done.

Yeah, that person was cooler than the other. Whoever it was. For sure.

I have sat on grant funding committees on many occasions in my career, but what do I know.

The game between smack head city v learning disability wanderers will require some strong refereeing

Fuck's sake, are people still voting? I've got better things to do than thank pricks on the internet.

Yeah, nice one, thanks!

Oh, for God's sake, thanks then.

Yeah, fucking cheers for doing that.

You don't even know what you know. You're clearly an idiot!

Hello, they got a shitload of votes and secured the backing they needed. Thanks all

You're welcome.

 ;)

[I voted last week]

Nice one. I'm looking forward to hearing about the match between Smack Head City and Learning Disability Wanderers, should be a blinding match.  ;)

Do we get a signed shirt and tickets to the end of season awards?

Yeah, it's a proper grudge match that one. Last season the Inner City Smack Heads and the Blue Badge Casuals had a right tear up in the car park.

Nice one. They won by won vote!

Erm, yeah, why not.