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Title: The wife Post by: Sippo on Friday, December 25, 2015, 22:33:47 God she frustrates me at times but sometimes, just sometimes, shes a good 'un.
She's even seen Fred's tackle. Heaven forbid. He was walking around our house naked. Talking of Fred, where are the old tefers now? I miss them. Title: Re: The wife Post by: Chubbs on Friday, December 25, 2015, 22:34:24 Have you been drinking Chris?
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Sippo on Friday, December 25, 2015, 22:38:55 I just wish I was fb
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Sippo on Friday, December 25, 2015, 22:55:36 Haven't that little mix turned into dirty little bitches...
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Quagmire on Friday, December 25, 2015, 22:56:41 Haven't that little mix turned into dirty little bitches... They're fantastic aren't they?Title: Re: The wife Post by: Chubbs on Friday, December 25, 2015, 23:02:28 Have you been drinking Chris? A 'yes' would suffice. Title: Re: The wife Post by: Sippo on Friday, December 25, 2015, 23:03:36 Yes.
Title: Re: The wife Post by: DiV on Saturday, December 26, 2015, 07:29:42 Speaking of fellow old school TEFers, Millom Red works for me!!
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, December 26, 2015, 07:48:40 I miss Piemonte.
Title: Re: The wife Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Sunday, December 27, 2015, 09:33:47 Well this was interesting.... :-[
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, December 28, 2015, 00:27:23 This should be in the Trivial Things Unlike thread, but why does anyone call their female spouse "the wife"? I absolutely hate it, I dunno if the respective partners mind and don't care anyway to be honest.
It just grates with me. It is like "the sink", the "Hoover", the "dog shit bags". Possessive and 'orrible. Title: Re: The wife Post by: 4D on Monday, December 28, 2015, 00:37:58 Why is it possessive? ??? If that was the case then I assume he would have titled the thread " my wife".
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, December 28, 2015, 00:49:26 Why is it possessive? ??? If that was the case then I assume he would have titled the thread " my wife". "My wife" is lovely, gorgeous, affectionate. Ok, I get that it's not possessive. Let's go for "an inanimate object that has a function". Does that work? Title: Re: The wife Post by: Batch on Monday, December 28, 2015, 09:12:06 you've met my wife then talk talk ;)
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Sippo on Monday, December 28, 2015, 10:44:18 How about the boss then?
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Ells on Monday, December 28, 2015, 18:10:20 This should be in the Trivial Things Unlike thread, but why does anyone call their female spouse "the wife"? I absolutely hate it, I dunno if the respective partners mind and don't care anyway to be honest. It just grates with me. It is like "the sink", the "Hoover", the "dog shit bags". Possessive and 'orrible. It annoys me too. I think as well as the feminist angle it just sounds odd. The word "wife" has a bit of a weird ring to it, I dunno. It's not as bad as "her indoors" mind :suicide: Title: Re: The wife Post by: Batch on Monday, December 28, 2015, 18:24:38 swmbo?
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Ells on Monday, December 28, 2015, 18:44:30 swmbo? Talk like that belongs in the bedroom only Title: Re: The wife Post by: Batch on Monday, December 28, 2015, 18:49:36 [talktalk]I'll check my diary and and get back to you[/talktalk]
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Ells on Monday, December 28, 2015, 18:52:32 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, December 28, 2015, 22:19:59 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:08:02 Haha, nah, it's a mk4 and a petrol. It's been neglected, its a second car which hasn't been used but the missus is moaning at me to get it done so we at least know if we need to get another cheap run around. What about this one, Ells? Title: Re: The wife Post by: Chubbs on Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:11:08 The ball and chain?
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:13:09 Do women have anything similar?
I suppose they do. "That cunt" Title: Re: The wife Post by: Chubbs on Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:19:55 The fella
My bloke My man Title: Re: The wife Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:25:11 "Hubby"?
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55236995.jpg) Title: Re: The wife Post by: Chubbs on Monday, December 28, 2015, 23:27:20 "Hubby"? Oh that one is horrible. (http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55236995.jpg) Title: Re: The wife Post by: Batch on Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 09:28:00 DH on mumsnet. that place is full of weirdos that speak in of acronyms. the wife's friend used to moderate on there.
Darling Husband in case you wondered Title: Re: The wife Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 13:10:00 One that really pisses me off is when women refer to other half as "the boy" - usually seems to be in younger couples.
"This one" really grinds my gears as well "German Christmas market with this one" accompanied by picture(s) of two colossal bellends. Title: Re: The wife Post by: Costanza on Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 13:21:09 "This one" really grinds my gears as well "German Christmas market with this one" accompanied by picture(s) of two colossal bellends. Amen to that. (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/64/47/de6447e2409e86e2fbda260f2cc1e178.jpg) Title: Re: The wife Post by: Ells on Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 22:15:52 I am guilty of using "the boyfriend" occasionally but it's usually when I'm saying something disparaging about the
I'm genuinely scared of mumsnet, even the name sends shivers down my spine. It just makes me picture some woman bashing away an Ofcom complaint about Coronation Street, dribbling over a Bake Off contestant whilst simultaneously shouting "UNLESS YOU HAVE KIDS, YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND" Title: Re: The wife Post by: Batch on Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 22:42:27 from what I've seen i think it is like that, but it did produce this thread, so its not all bad
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis Title: Re: The wife Post by: Ells on Tuesday, December 29, 2015, 23:10:13 Hahaha I remember reading that at the time, Thanks for reminding me of it :D
Ah, the romance.. *waits for a similar TEF thread* Title: Re: The wife Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 07:20:27 Wait, not everyone has a penis beaker?
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 08:58:35 A mate of mine often spoke about his 'wanking robe', an old dressing gown that he wore during the act of self-pleasure and cleaned up with/on. Always assumed it was a joke until his girlfriend at the time confirmed it...
Title: Re: Re: The wife Post by: horlock07 on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 09:03:48 Wait, not everyone has a penis beaker? A penis tankard?Title: Re: The wife Post by: Batch on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 12:33:44 Quote from: horlock07 Quote Wait, not everyone has a penis beaker? A penis tankard?Title: Re: The wife Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 12:41:32 I lurk on mumsnet sometimes. Very much like here.
Title: Re: The wife Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 12:41:47 A penis tankard? a yard of penis Yeah right Batch... I could only just about manage half a yard :) (http://www.kegworks.com/images/product-images/176862-libbey-half-yard-ale-B1.jpg?set_id=8800005007) Title: Re: The wife Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 13:00:13 I've got a mate a work who admits to wanking in the lorries and wiping his cock on the curtains after.
Title: Re: The wife Post by: horlock07 on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 13:25:54 I've got a mate a work who admits to wanking in the lorries and wiping his cock on the curtains after. A mate of mind used to work, many years ago when he was a student, in a warehouse in witney during the summer - he used to state that he could normally fit 4-5 wanks in on a good day at work! Title: Re: The wife Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 13:26:30 nozzzza?
Title: Re: The wife Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 13:29:19 from what I've seen i think it is like that, but it did produce this thread, so its not all bad http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis That's fucking hilarious. 'Plunges his knob into a bucket' :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Re: The wife Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 18:37:16 Well this thread has turned into Karma, no?
It starts talking about female spouses and ends up with wanking prowess. It says a lot about the state of marital sexual relations I think :hmmm: Title: Re: The wife Post by: Ells on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 19:32:09 Well this thread has turned into Karma, no? It starts talking about female spouses and ends up with wanking prowess. It says a lot about the state of marital sexual relations I think :hmmm: On that subject, good news for most male TEFfers and horlock's mate especially http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/an-orgasm-a-day-could-cut-prostate-cancer-risk-a6790381.html Title: Re: The wife Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 19:35:29 On that subject, good news for most male TEFfers and horlock's mate especially http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/an-orgasm-a-day-could-cut-prostate-cancer-risk-a6790381.html A wank a day keeps the doctor away. A very old and well known truism. How's the wanking going Ells? You know that it is medically proven to reduce bad breath in females, yes? Title: Re: The wife Post by: Ells on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 19:55:00 Well, I certainly haven't got prostate cancer.
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